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How to be Successfully FriendZoned by
I am back again😛...after 7544 years ...So finally we have a couple of episodes to make fun off 😆😉
Today Imma do something a lil different...😉😆 Hope its not too crazy 😳...who am I kidding its prolly going to be crazy 😆 Just like Omie's new pants...Looks like the guy raided his grandma's closet to turn her long Hawaiian inspired skirt to be turned into Dhoti Pants 🤣
I must give it up for the costume department! 👏 whenever I think that they cant go any more strange and weird with their fashion choices...they surprise me!!! and bring in something ridiculous to blow my mind 🤢👏 Dudes!! You might have the worst taste in fashion choices and styles but Shock Value is on Point!!👏👏🤣🤣
Alrightyy...Moving on...
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How to be Successfully FriendZoned by
the Object of Your Desires
By
Chulbul (Gauri) Ssarma
Lesson Number 1:
Always be as close to your Object of Desire, as much as you possibly can!!!
For example, if they kinda non marry you...and reject you afterwards dont get mad😡 Get BAD!!!😎
Dont go to them as a person of their preferred gender...instead pose as the opposite 😃 Your OD (object of Desire) will be Confused AF!!!😎 Electrocute them on a regukar bases and watch the PHUN!!😆😉😎
This achieves two things...1, They will be totally confused about you being a man or a woman...😳 and 2, Their Masculine need to prove to themselves that they dont swing for the other team, they will make you their personal minion 😆...Enjoy the torture😈...Although not sure what kinda torture is this 🤔
Lesson No 2:
Move into their personal Space!! 😛
Yes, It might sound counter productive, to our end result of being friend zoned...But trust me!!! People in Vishwas universe are not the brightest bulbs in the bunch 😉😆 When you move into their personal space...but that I mean a full body contact HUG😳!! Their brains go haywire...and they forget basic anatomy lessons!! Even if you do it three times...they wont notice the presence of things Northwards😉 and nor will they feel the stuff missing Southwards!!😆
Yes!!! They are just that DUMB!!!🤣 which ensures our end goal...You shall become someone who is vulnerable and likable but in a non threatening way!!! Hence end up with a FRAIIINDSHIPSS rather than something else 😉😆 PLus, this particular species of Male feel like they cant have those kinda Fillings for there BUDDYS!!😆
Lesson No 3:
Wear your best make up, even inn your gender swapped Avatar!! Its a Big confidence booster 😳
Look you gotta look Pretty!!! No Matter what😡 Daily soap has to run on something!! endless Tears and Make up is our only sustenance!! How much heavy lifting can our regular VAMP lady can do with her make up?? Even if she trippled in her Screen Space she cant wear more than 5 layers!!! 😲
So you gotta do your part!!! Wear make up...especially purple lipstick...Dont worry about your OD noticing anything!! Chances are his head would be spinning on its axis solving various murders, Ghosts, secret passages and weird currents...Not to mention getting out of getting hitched again...that he wouldnt pay any attention tp your soft silky, non hairy face 😃 Even when he repeatedly caresses your face any chance he gets 😳 HE WOULD NEVER NOTICE!!! so live your best life 😉
Lesson No 4:
Tell your OD that you are aready hitched/in a committed relationship 😎
Trust me !! Nothing gets you faster in the FRAAAINDSHIPSS zone, more than the M word 😛 once you say you are claimed, they can feel free to pine after you and your current without any real threat of a relationship 😎 You can say whatever you want...Hint at your own non wedding but...YOU SHALL NEVER GET A STRAIGHT ANSWER...It will always be, "unimportant" to discuss...no matter how much time your OD spends thinking about it or you 😆 In short, NO FARAKS 😎 which means you land directly into Friend Zone.
Lesson No 5:
Save their beloved Family member...either Parentals or Bhai's (sisters are barely mentioned, so dont waste time on them 😳)
You might be thinking, my dear reader, that why should we concentrate our efforts on our OD's Fam at all...since, we need his attention and not theirs...But darlings, you know nothing (Jon snow) !!! ...sorry, wrong universe!...as I was saying, you see...regular OD's of Vishwas universe are very sanskari peeps...they take familial relationship to a level of co-dependence that you might need therapy for...but its alll good...thats a prized trait and its quiet useful in our purpse to acheive the next level of Friendship!! THE BFF level...yes! Save a Family member...a full body contact hug, and a few tearful confessions later, you are instant BFFs 😛
Think about it, The higher you go in this Friendship Game, the higher the pay off...or sense of betrayal will be 😃😈 Once they are betrayed...than you will reach the ultimate level...of being An Enemy Zoned 😛
These are my five lessons on being friend zoned...hopefully, you guys will use it for a better tomorrow...where we shall play with the opposite sex's mind and forever cockblock ourselves 😆
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Done for now 😆
waiting to hear from you all,
Faraks always,
Meera 😳
Vasudha
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