The Lulz and The Mulls 16th Mar

Forgive me I dunno what language I speaketh...my brain overloaded on FauxLana/Deadlana/PictureLana and crashed...just running on fumes here...so bear with me 😆

The Lulz:

a) The witch on top of the closet...

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I swear to Gawd!! you Guys I thought she was that demon thing from Conjuring...and if you havent seen the movie, just doing...stuff is made of your worst nightmares

Now thats out of the way lets get to the meaty parts Kay 😉

b) ChulO's quest to get inside the college building 🤣🤣 you guys!! The over acting!! such over acting I cant!!! 🤣 The way Omie was speaking!!!...as If he was talking to a person who takes some time to understand his sentences 🤣 It was Gloriously terrible acting by him LOVED IT To Pieces!!! 🤣

and Gauri 🤣 Her over acting...OMG !! I cant breathe!...LMAO at her fainting 🤣🤣 totally Phat The wuck moment for the cops 🤣

Was she pretending to have an epileptic attack in his arms?? o.O *scratches head* whatever it was supposed to be, he twitching was mad funny!🤣🤣

Baas I have decided!!! Omie and Gauri should quit play Farak Farak at the Oberoi mansion and start a Private Investigation Business...Imagine the comic gold that would come out their impromptu actions, to solve or investigate the cases 🤣🤣

Gul/Starplus/Government of India/NASA/Obama get on it!!! 🤣🤣🤣

c) The Various Benefits of Saliva and other Oral Fluids...By Gauri Kumari Sharma...Shall be available Shortly in a fakest book stand in your neighborhood 🤣🤣🤣

Her glee and Joy over how Perfectly Om spitted on the wire was something else!!🤣🤣 in her heart of hearts, she still has a sense of humor of a grade school kid. 🤣🤣

Meanwhile, Omie's is shook by his darling Boyfriends fascination with Saliva 🤣 Omie is a high school queen bee type of a girl🤣 cannot stand the sight or talk of spittle, but in the past, has spoke about Manure with great relish o.O 🤣🤣🤣

d) The current again!!! and AGAIN!! 🤣🤣 its never not Phunny!!! Please use it over and over again!!! I shall be a great at the funeral of this awesome joke 😳🤣🤣

e) How?? HOW?? HOW?? how does OM not see that ChulBul is a girl?? she keeps thrusting her chest at him...and then the way she moves and walks, and stands or bends or anything!!!! Her body language is of a girl...how is he not able to tell ??🤣🤣 It shall remain a great mystery!! 🤣🤣 He is sooo dense!! I adore it sooo much 🤣

Chulbul's body language in the Priests office is a total give away...especially, how she inches away from Om...I have never seen a man do that...*sigh* Its tres Phunny 🤣🤣

f) Teju's Romantico moment with the DeadBody🤣🤣🤣 This whole family needs to see a good ENT. All of them are suffering from Olfactory malfunction...no one can smell the putrefying corpse? 🤣🤣

Bee Tee Dubzz...did anyone notice, DeadLana closed her own eyes on her own🤣🤣 how is a dead body able to move their orbital muscles to close their eyes??? Is it only possible in Vishwas Universe?? 🤣

g) Gauri's lock of hair hanging out of her wig 🤣🤣🤣 How the eff did that happen?? 🤣 where is the magic hairnet?? 🤣 and Omie cannot see that long ass lock of hair? its hanging out in its birthday suit, basking in the sunlight and Om cant see it? 😲🤣🤣 The same hair that he has been sniffing for a few hours...the same hair that reminds him of the She-who-Shall-Not-be-named????🤣🤣

BeeTeeDubz...Om needs to see an ENT specialist as well, he can smell Gauri's scent from a lock of hair...but he is standing sooo close to Chulbul, touching him at every opportunity he gets, sits in the confining space of car with him...and they sleep in the same room too...and yet doesnt smell Gauri on him?? O.o 🤣🤣🤣 Selective hearing to suna tha...Selective smelling is a first 🤣🤣

The Mulls:

a) There was a moment where, Chu/Gauri says that I have faith enough for both of us...at that moment, Om's face his body language changed...He explicitly told her that he doesn't have any faith in god or people any more...its all about having faith in himself...but for Gauri, its about trusting the bigger plan that is in place for them...she truly believes that they are a part of a bigger picture...and not just a small isolated accident of nature...for her there is a higher power in play, who is directing and helping her on every step.

I loved the contrast high lighted between these two personalities...Om sees parts of things...things he is so close to, that he cannot see the bigger picture to solve this puzzle of a life...and neither does Gauri...however, she understands that there is a bigger picture and more pieces of the puzzle that needs to be collected and put together before solving this riddle of a life. Gauri's ability t rise above her circumstance and be an objective observer in ones own life, is a powerful problem solving tool...which explains a lot of resourcefulness. 👏 good work writers!! *a small pet on your heads* 😉😆

b) Tej...He is so repulsive to me, and yet he asked the right questiosns...why do people want him to continue with this dead relationship? where is Jhanvi's self respect? why is staying in this marriage? If I didnt find him so distasteful, I would have cheered him on today...BUT!!! and this is a big BUT...his victim blaming Jhanvi, shaming her for staying and blaming her for his every transgression was akin to rape culture...absolutely Abhor that...Men like him, do whatever they want and convineintly blame their spouses for their scandalous and inhumane behavior...My question is...why does he stay? if she isnt leaving, why isnt he? no one has him, literaly, chained to Jhanvi...he can easily move out of the house...leave the city, country...why isnt he moving? Why does he require that Jhanvi moves? why should she? she gave her life to this house and this family...If anyone betrayed them, it was him...he should be the one going...WHY DOESN'T HE GO?😡

Precap:

Gauri in a Lana sandwich... in between a Dead one and The Faux one...with a side of Mystery salad 🤣🤣

Faraks Always ,

Meera

Elivira🤗. Yes ! Yes! * jumping up and down in excitement* that's the one!!!!! 😆 Mine too...my most Fav moment from the series right...right after the first current 🤣

Have not seen the episode and now feel like I understand enough 🤗

The Irony of being Tej 🤣 from dead relationship to a relationship with a dead🤣🤣 I likes <3

Gauri and her Vishwas...I concur with everything you said...I am enjoying learning new things about Gauri. Her character is so new that it's hard for me to understand her motivations sometimes...but slowly we are learning more about her...so I am liking that 😊

Her exuberance Vs his exasperation is sooo phunny!🤣

She is so loving this little adventure that they are on! Enjoying every moment of it...living to the fullest. Comparatively, Om is so serious, so somber, he is like an Emo kid 🤣 it's tres cute!