The Lulz and The Mulls 15th Mar

Random Fact about dead bodies...coz why not 😉

Did you know that within 3 days of death,the enzymes that once digested your dinner begin to eat you.

a) The body positioning of our Sleeping beauties 🤣 they are sleeping in that small lil bunk, with such care to not touch each other🤣 How are drunk people so careful in where they position their hands? let alone all the other body parts🤣🤣 Plus, how are these two looking like freakin models of beauty, while hung over...speaking off...There is no hang over 😲🤣 Vishwas Universe ke Praani are Immune from any physical impairment that might strikes us lowly humans 😡🤣🤣

On a sidente: I so called it!!! No horizontal Tango for these two 😎 They shall remain virgins...for another 20847748 years 🤣🤣 and not only that, they are hug Virgins too 🤣🤣 Truly Nayi Soch !!! all wrapped up in middle ages style ROMANCE Era 🤣

b) BM...Bua Maa not Bowel Movements you sillies 🤣🤣 whattay single piece she is!!! She had a one way conversation with a Putrefying corpse and didn't even suspect a thing 😲🤣 are her Olfactory senses not working??HOW??? HOW?? how is FauxLana keeping the smell of death and decomposition at bay??😲 🤣 Even if FauxLana's has pickled the dead one, how is no one noticing the smell of formaldehyde?? HOWWW? *howls in the abyss*

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*Inhale- Exhale*

*Shanti Chanting* Vishwas Universe + Logic = No dice!!!😡🤢

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c) Gauri's Transformation of SuperGauri into the Gurly Munda chulbul 🤣🤣 You GUYS!!!! I cant!!! Its killing me *dies laughing*...*gets ressurected and continues* 🤣🤣 One Second Gauri has tons of Make up on her face, next instant she is chulbul with her orange tan😲🤣 I bet Superman never switched costumes that Phast!!🤣 I have a theory...methinks...Gauri is not just Super Gauri, she is a Super Chameleon Gauri 🤣🤣 They way she literally changed colors is not humanely possible 🤣 She must have fallen in a Toxic waste with a thousand Chameleons already stewed in their 😡🤣🤣

d) Chulbu's Leafy Skirt 🤣🤣 I so wanted her to break into a Hula dance 🤣 Imagine Omie's face 😳🤣 With already confuzzled with a too gurly Chulbul and than he is Hulaing on top of that 🤣🤣🤣

BeeTeeDubz...How did Chulbul managed to weave sooo many leaves in a skirt form?? 😲👏🤣🤣🤣

But I have to give it to her...Her Leafy Skirt was better looking than whatever show's Fashion department has ever brought to the table 🤣🤣🤣

e) The Goats having a nice snack🤣 MAN!!!! why did Chulbul ran away so fast... I wanted to see the depth of that Leaf Skirt...and plus, we would have love to see Omie's reaction to a shapely Thigh or a Calf showing through that skirt 🤣🤣

writers, you had a great opportunity here. you could have used this instant for further exploration of Omie's Preferences Vs scandalizing TRP aunties, Thus increasing your TRPs 🤣🤣 Coz you must have heard, Nam to Hoga agar Badnaam hoye 🤣🤣

Mysteries:

A) what the eff is FauxLana wearing?? I mean why are the costume department is having her pretend play of wearing a Saree o.O Why not the crop top+Pants...She has the body to carry it...why do we need to pretend that she wearing a Saree or a Duppattta ?

b) Why the Phuck is Jhanvi not divorcing Tej??? WHY? why? I am tired of Morose face!!! The woman needs to explain her reasons for staying in this relationship now 😡 By that I mean You guys writers!!!

c) Who is the ACP lady?? o.O why was she mentioned sooo many times?? Is she gonna help FauxLana ?? or...

d) Does FauxLana not have fingerprints or DNA?? the way she was Lounging around on top of the cabinet and using all the stuff without gloves 😲 what the efff is she?? Ab bata bhi do!! 🤣

The Mulls:

It was all about living in your dreams...just enjoying the soothing scenario, without any judgement or consequences...😳 The way Gauri's was cuddling up from about a feet away 😆 it was mad cute!! She is kinda in love with her JattaDhari McHairface...Generally, I like my heroes to take their sweet time in falling in love...I love it the SLOW SLOWWW process of falling in love a lot more than any Insta love...but Gauri's crush love is kinda sweet...but please slow it down now...I cannot have her being in unrequited love so soon...we need more development...we need more communication and interaction between these two...before she goes any farther...Plus, I am already kinda cringing at her impeding rude awakenings...Judgey McJudgeface would spout hate and loathing at her...I want her to stand up for herself...not cry and take all the BS that he is gonna be doling out...so please up your game...kay 😊

Omie's dreamland...😆😆😆 here I thought he is gonna blow up like an old unoiled cannon...and here you show me this sweetness😳😆 I liked it a lot more than the other scenario!!! It was cute, the way he thought Gauri was a dream again 😳 But his reaction was even better and surprisingly pleasant...the way he smiled at her, and shrugged and closed his eyes...seemed like he has done this before too...its like he just saw a familiar old torment, something that comes and mildly annoys him...but gives him a feeling of familiarity...its not new or shocking to him...and I love this fact.

Om's Denial Vs Gauri's need to be remembered...Hmm its interesting, that everything about Chulbul reminds the guy of Gauri...every remote thing that could remind him of Gauri, reminds him of her and yet he Denies...He is a Master denier...he holds a lock of her hair in his hand...smells her fragrance and recognizes it...clearly, he had some sort of BIOLOGICAL interest in the girl 😉😆 Yet he wouldnt even admit it to himself...I say Pheromones dear!!😎 her Pheromones are driving your Hormones CRAY CRAY!!!! 🤣🤣 in the future, you are sooo effed!!! 🤣

Gauri, on the otherhand, promises eat Shivji's brains day and night about not interefering in the non-pati's affair...but still wants to know he remembers her...short of saying her name, he is telling her, how much he remembers and is effected by Gauri...but still she needs NAMES!! 😆 she wants him to remember her...if not in love...than just as a regret...but something...and yet she isnt getting what is unable to verbalize...quiet a pair ChulO are 😆 So much torture/pain in the making *Meera laughing Gleefully* 😆

Precap:

Enter Mystery Lady's Picture, into the circus of DeadLana, and FauxLana...Oh Lord!!! How many more are there??? 😡😲🤣

Author's Note: Dear reader's...I love reading all your views...I want to know what your opinions are about the show and what things you notice...so feel free to, Lul, Mull, Vent, Rant or just speculate on the thread... I know you want to 😉😆 Plus, if you want to send any Jooti's my way...Keep in mind, I like heels😉😆 and would love them in matching Pairs 😆😆 So TALK TO ME!!!

Faraks

Meera 😳

Love the part, cuddles from a far...Oxymoron...🤣

Thanks Namita 😳

I swear to gawd!!! I was legit confused, about this girl was snuggling up against o.O...coz Mr Hairy Uglypants was lying a feet away 🤣 the whole series can be used as an example of oxymoronism😆

As Snakelana, she just spoils the whole drama, how the hell is Om going to explain the truth about her to the family without keeping a straight face.

Wish they had kept her normal, yes she was irritating then but I could handle her.

But anyway in the words of Rudy I am loving the physics, chemistry and Biology between Om & Gauri is what is keeping me hooked😆

Thank you Shobha 😳

About Jumping Om's bones...😆 I guess I would have atleast caressed his face 😉 its true his look is very reminiscent of Tommy Cray crays 😆

About Svety...the least said the better arghhh!!!!! Too much screen space is given to her...her story can be told in a lil less time too...a lil less gloating and a lil more action...ya know what I mean!

Me too...<3 all the science going on between our Pretties *heheheheheh*

Honestly, their prettiness is keeping me around too...only if we get more of Rudy and Saumo then I will be a happy camper 😳

Om n gauri were in public no hanky panky out there lol

The skirt n goats was hilarious but im still boggled at how gauri changed into her girl look plus makeup n then back to chulbul with guy make up lol

#Logicless lol

As for gauri just e selfish girl n admit u want him n thts tht lol

Om confused soul

I swear if acp is another new entry uff lol om has a psuedo wife, psuedo svet n if this is something another gal to deal with.

Svet confuses me daily its time i just give up figuring out what cvs want to show lol

Swet is gonna attack them I think 😲

Om and gauri look so beautiful while sleeping that I could not take my eyes off. Both look innocent , pure and pretty.

I must say this time gul is really trying to show something different from her usual repeated plot .

ChulKara was fun ❤️

RiKara was cute

yet to see the episode and got a whiff of what to expect.

So 'don't touch me with a ten foot pole ' distance between Shrenal... and Om thinks it was all a dream. Hmmm...Gauri carried the salwar on her..where did she hide them???? 😆😆 She changed back tp Chulbul before I say 'svetlaaana'. 😆😆

FAuxlana and Deadlana are too phunny...so phony like the rest of her. As for her clothes...beats me..why she wears those... sari...over white pants...😕 oh well... neva mind ... btw Gauri was drowning in that salwar while dancing with her patidev for the holy seq... or was it even Holi?