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Originally posted by: dv_freak

agni: are wah pitaji kya plan hai
jv: abe bewaqoof aista bol... kisi ko pata chal gaya.. to hum ...
agni: shama ki jiye pita g
jv: magar ek problem hai..
agni: woh kya piota g... shera to janti hai ke hum dv ko marna chahte hain magar uske saath tumhari shadi hogi kese. woh to sari sachayee btadegi undono ko
agni: haan pita ji, ab kya hua

*slap*

jv: abe idiot tu koi bhi kaan theek se nahin karta kesa nikammahai tu are larkiyon mein tu rehta hai ke mein patana tera kaan hai aab na poochan kese ptaoon warnnna...
agni: pitaji not fair!!! har bar mujhe hi... theek hai isbaar mein apka nalayek aapko acha ban kar dikhaoonga
jv: chalo yeh to mana ke tum nalayk ho... heheheh

shera is getting read for the party and her dad enters her room

daku-dad: tyar hogayee
sherA: haan hogayee... baba aaj maa bohtu yaad arahi hai
daku-dad: haan shera... acha ek baat bao tumne woh rajkumaron ko bulaya hai kya?
shera: haan bulaya hai.. babab yeh rajkumar veer bhi na bohut nikhattu hai... kuch yaad rehta hi nahin ise...
daku-dad: shera, rajkumar jo hote hain dil ke bohut ghareeb hote hain...
shera: haan baba aap theek kehte ho...
daku-dad: chalo choro... yeh to unka pesha hai logon ka dil todna... , mei ja kar dekhta hoon ki hall tyaar hua ki nahin
shera: theek hai baba

same think shera thinks:
yeh veer bhi na.. bohtu kharoos hai.., kehta he loves me... magar pyaar ka matlab bilkul bhi nahin janta... aur ek yeh baba hai ameer hone ke khwab dekhrahe hain agar uswaqt khzana milgaya hota aaj yhe din na dekhna parta
ek taraf shera ki mohobbat
doosri taraf shera ke baba ka mission
kya karegi yeh shera..
kabhi shera sochti hai ki veer ko sab btade magar phir pata nahin kyoun shera ko ajeeb se khyal ate hain darr lagta hai... shera sabke samne ekdum bidaas... magar kisi ko kya pata ke shera andar se kitne moom hai....


continue...

inhi khayaalon mein khoi shera bhi party hall k taraf badh rahi thi .....suchalte hue kab wahan pahunch gayi usey pata hi nahi chala....suddenly she hears a familiar voice....

"you are my love.....
you are my love.....
you are my love, my love, jaanejaan you are my lover
(dekha maine dekha jab se tujhko dekha
kuch bhi na socha na samjha dil de diya re)
ho gaya re ho gaya haan iss dil ka kaam re
ho gaya re ho gaya ho dil tere naam re
you are my love, my love, jaanejaan you are my lover "

shera looks up at d singing guy.....
shera: yeh awaaz toh jaani pehchaani lagati hai...par kiski?????

she reaches d guy... a few feet away from him...she cud not identify him at once coz he aws covered frm top to botom in gorgeous black daku dress....just as she was about 2 call him .....

other daku frndz of hers came there n surrounded her....
she was not at all happy 2 find them around....coz she was waiting desparately 4 veer!!😳
"y has veer not reached yet???? where is he ???wat if he doesnot cum...."she wondered...."she'll not cut d cake".. she decided...she cud not call him even ...'network busy'...
she was vry upset....
suddenly she saw d singing guy coming 2wards her....with ....wat seemed (4rm a distance) 2 b a rose in his hand...
she was confused!!
😕
continue plz...
p.s. feel free 2 edit ..... 😊

wow what a twist yaar heres the next part
jab woh larka shera k pass pohncha to she was very confused k woh kaun ho ga but ek dum se us ki ankhen khuli ki khuli reh gaye...............
shera:agni tum yahan kya kar rahe ho
agni:on his knees yeh phool tumhare liye aaj tum boht sundar lag rahe ho
shera:to woh gaana tum gaa rahe the
agni:haan acha laga kya?
shera:haan
then he starts looking in the party 4 someone
agni:kis ko dhoond rahi ho
shera:in full gusa kisi ko bhi nhn
agni:tumhe mere kapre kaise lage lag raha hun na dakoo.........hehehehehehehe
shera:in low voice woh to tum waise bhi lagte ho bandar kahin ka
agni:kucch kaha kya tum ne
shera: nhn excuseme
then sia and her mother enters the party sia meet shera and wish her at the same time nivi also enter in the party and accidentally meet sia's mom
sia mom:hello tum kaise ho 😡
nivi:thek hun how r u 😡
sia mom:fine tum akaile ho tumhare woh ram laxman ki jodi 🤢
nivi:nhn woh nhn aaye kucch kam tha unhen
sia mom:thank god 😊
nivi:kucch kaha 😕
sia mom:nhn main keh rahe thi enjoy the party 😡
nivi:yes u too 😡
at the same time
veer:dharam yeh mera shoulder hai 😡 😡 😡 pipe nhn thek se charhu
dharam :hum kya karen tum ne hi kaha tha k pipe se chalte hain humain to yeh idea pehle hi pasand nh tha
veer:tumhe sia se milna hai k nhn
dharam:haan to hum kahaan kuuch keh rahe hain
both laughs heheehhehhehehhehehehehehehehhe
😆
veer:aah hum kaahan hain yeh to koi qaid khana lag raha hai
dharam:yeh tumhare sasur gi ka kamra hai
veer:dharam hum tumhe chore ge nhn
dharam:veer veer veer party shuru ho gayi hai jaana hai k nhn
suddenly an announcement struck their ears
shera dad:aaj apni beti k jaanamdin ka moqa per hum ek announcements karna chahte hain
veer and dharam ne jaldi jaldi se naqaab pehna or party main chale gaye
shera dad:beti idher aao
shera: 😕
shera dad:aaj hamari beti ka 18 janaamdin hai or is moqe par................
hum sab antakshari khele gain hain na gud idea hahahahahahhahahahahahah
shera:sia hum to dar hi gaye the k khn baba ne agni k pita ji ka prastao ko swikaar to nhn kar liya laken yeh to 😆
sia:haan agni or jai mama ki shakal to dakho 😆
both laughs and start playing antakshari
jv:thrasssh
agni:pita ji ab kyun
jv:gadhe kaha tha na ache se behave karne or ache se kapre pehanna ab dekha na thraasssh
agni:pita ji 😭 😭 😭
jv:ab bacho ki tarah rona band karo aik to panchvi pass se bhi tez nhn ho kon tum se shaadi kare ga socha ktha k shera k dad k paas hi budhi nhn hai shayaad woh hi maan jaye laken .......thraassssssh
agni:main jaa raha hun har waqt marte rehe hain uan uan uan uaan 😭
jv: gadhe ab dhayaan se suno yeh kaam thek se karna tumhe shera ko kidnap karna hai is baar ghalti na karna last time tum larki ki jaga gadhi ko le aaye the 😡 😡 😡
agni:ji pita ji is baar ghalti nhn ho gi shera hi aaye gi or phir main shera k pita ji ko blackmail karun ga or woh shera ki shaadi mere saath kar den ge or.............
jv:dharam veer bhi khalaas..
hehehehehehehheheehehhehehehahhahahahahhahahhahahah
but ramjaaane heard all this (in this ff ramjaane is haakla)
ek taraf agni k gunde shera ko kidnap karne ki planning kar rahe hain or dusri taraf antakshari khelte sia or shera guse main hain k dv kyun nhn aaye or unhen nhn paata k woh bhi unhi ka saath antakshari khel rahen hain then there a dance sequel veer n shera and dharam n sia.........
hope u like it make it more fumnny and interesting start guys.......

ek dun light off hojati hai aur sab pareshan khare hote
suddeny shera screams

dharam: veer yeh to sehra ki awaz
veer: haan
DV: chalo!!
jab bahir ate hain then they c a jeep where shera screams and they also c some gunde in them jo shera ko pkare hue hain

dv apne car pakarte hain aur jeep ke ppeche
then cam to a very dangerous place

agni (still in the costume): is baar tum bachke nahin ja sakogi
jv: shabash bete aaj hume tum par bohut garv horaha hai
agni: pita ji mein jata tha ke mein abki baar apko myoos nahin karoonga
shera thinks : haiin yeh to agni ki awaz hai, shit...
jv: acha suno iske baap ko zara fon to lagao, woh bohut behaal horah ahaoga
agni: ji9 pitaji

agni calls shera's dad and trying to blackmail him!

shera: agni! kutte kameene,
agni slaps shera
jv: shut up! bari ayee...

itne mein DV ki entry hoti hai

shera shouts: VEEERRRRRR....
veer: SHERAAAAAA

dharam: veer, jay ama aur agni...
veer: what? shit..!!!!

fighting aur dono bhag jate hain... agni takes shera with him and runs away..

veer: SHERAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dharam: SHERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
shera: DHARAMMMMMMMM VEEEERRRRRRRRR
agni again slaps her: hut up!!!!!

itne mein veer ka mobile bajta hai: hello
daku-dad: veer kuch pata chala
veer: haa, uncle app ( tells the name of the dangerous place)idhar a jayi e

daku-dad: ok!

dharam: kahan hogi woh
veer: meri samjah mein yeh nahin ata ke jv mama aur agni ne aisa kyia kyoun?

suddenly peeche se dono ke sar pe koi mukka marta hai and they get behosh....

continue

jab unhe hosh aata hai to
veer:ahh main kahaan hun
dharam:veer veer
veer:haan dharam
then veer ko koi paani deta hai
veer:ramjaaane tum... 😕
ramjaane:wo....oh.....hhh....hh.....um......t........oooo... .......ttt.ttt....um.....
veer:raamjane bas karo tumhari baat sunne lage to subhu yaahan hi h jaaye gi dharam utho jaldi humain shera ko dhundna hai
dharam:par humain maara kis ne tha
ramjaane:wwww..ooo......hi........t.......ttttooo........bbb bb.........
veer:raamjane bas karo or hamare saath chalo
dharam:veer dekho jeep k tyres k nishaan
veer:han chalo in ka peecha karte hain
dharam:oh shit!!!!!
veer:kya hua
dharam:gaari k tyre puncture ho gaye hain!!!!!
veer:ek baar shera mil jaaye eis agni ki to band bajaon ga ise kareghr main baand karwa doon ga
dharam:chalo is ka peecha karte hain
veer:chalo
continue.............

they rum and tehy c another place that where they have seen shera before

dharam: WTH???
veer: ramjaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
dharam: why ur calling him...
veeR: he wanted 2 say soething yaar

ramjaane: dhaaaa.... veeee.... aaahhh

DV: what was that?

they run into the jungle and they c a lil broken house where they aslo c some guys aorun the house
nazdeek jake sab se pehle sab ko behosssh
dhishum... arrghh... trshhh...
then the stand under a lil window and listen what agni say to shera and ramjane...

agni: muahahahahahahaaa, its my time know! i hope dad wont slap me this time ( 2 shera)..
oyeee teri to... a big slap on ramjane's face... sale.. agar tune apni zbaan kholi to meint eri zbaan humesha kelyie band karddongi

itne mein JV k entry...

JV: shabash agni! aaj bohut khush hoon mein, DV ka kaam tama hogaya , gpitaji unhe behiosh karke aya hoon

trssssssshhhhhhh : abe meine kaha tha mar dalne ko behosh hone ko nahin duffer..

agni: pitja g

ek aus slasp, woh dono jaag kar kabhi b asakte hai... idiots jao dhundhe aur mar dalo unhe... mujhe unki lash chahiye...

DV: shocked...

shera: kutte kameen... tumjante nahin ho mujhe
JV: slaps shera... shut up u...

DV break the door and come ine

DV: jay ama ! agni!
shera: veeer... bachaoo

continue,..

sher ko itne thappar 😆 😆 😆
then dv starts fighting with the gundas and ramjaane or shera ko bachaate hain shera bhi fight shuru kar dete hai or ramjaane kisi tarah fone kar k av,daku dad or police ko bula leta hia then dv or shera phir se un k gundun k haath pitte hain or pakre jaate hain and now jv dialogues
jv:hahahahahhahhahahhah.........aakhir hum ne tumhe pakar hi liya dv ab tumhe maar k hum pure aaryanagaar pe qabza kar lain ge or un shermikun ko phir se qaid kar dain ge jo pagaal kuton ki tarah azaad ghum rahe hain hahahahhahahhahh
came near shera
jv:or tum(use baloon se pakarta hai)
veer:jaimama shera ko haath na lagana warna........dhishunnnn.......ahhhhhhhhh
dharam:veeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr..........agni main tumhe jaan se mar dun ga
shera:veeerrrrrrrrr........ahhhhh
jv:chup ek or lafz bole to veer ko jaan se maaar dun ga tumhe to mere bete see shaadi karne ho gi or phir main aryanagar k saath saath tumhare qabile par bhi raaj karun ga.........
av:jaivardhan saale kute main tujhe apna bhai samajhta tha or tu.........tu to asteen ka saamp nikla
commissioner saab in sab ko pakar li jiye
sia,dak-dad,nivi and all enter in that house
sia:dharam tum thek to ho na hum itna dar gaye the(sia mom was not there)
dharam:haan hum....arrey
sia hugs him and start crying
av:dharam
dharam:ji......jj.....ji pita ji
av dharam beta tum thek to ho na
dharam:ji pita ji hum bilkl thek hain
veer:shera woh.....humain maaf kar do ghalti hamari thei hum hi tumhara janamdin bhul gaye the par tum thek to ho na or yeh khun nikal raha hai tumhare.......
shera:jao hum tum se nhn bolte tum hamare janamdin par nhn aaye agar humain kucch ho jaata to.......
veer:shera aisi baatain mat karo hum bhala apni jaan ko kucch hone dete kya
shera blushes and then.............
continue yaar or kucch sujh nhn raha

okay my first attempt to play this game koi bhul ho jaye to maf kar dena please.

Shera blushesh*
Veer: janamdin bhul gaye to kya huva, ab hum tumhara janamdin apne rajmahal mein manayenge.
Dharam: haan sehra humhare rajmahal chalo, aur Sia tum bhi.
Shera: leking mein kaisse aa sakti hoon kya tumhare pitaji mujhe aane denge?
Nivriti: kyun nahi beta, ab tum humhari bhi beti huyi, Veer ke saath saath ab tumhara humse bhi rista jud gaya hai.
Ramjane thinking to himself ye Shera to bilkul hath se nikal gayi uske dady ko batana hoga.

mean while Jai mama screaming mein vapas aavunga... aur tum sab ko khatam kar dunga...


hmm bas itna hi.. someone continue if this sounds right if not.. then hmm pata nahi:(

ok then veer shera nivi dharam in rajmahal party time veer is decorating and is going to loose his balance shera see's and comes running then veer: dergaye na?
shera: nahi shera eek sher ko marcho ki hai 😆 veer:
achaa kuansa? or kaise? shera: tum se matlab? veer: main bus aise phoochra tha? shera: shera ko sab patha hai 😆 veer: kya patha hai? shera: yehi ke tum eek sher ko naye marsakte to mujhe be maar ne nai dooge?
veer shera looking to each other in a mean way .
then jai time fast forword time is better 😆 jai standing near pahgwan and saying: mujhe ashrawat de jia then putting his hands back he burns and is screaminggg: bachoaaaa koi bachoaaaa . agni comes and in his hands paani ki maatki and says: pitaaji kya hoa?
jai: andhi ho kya 😆 dehk nai sakthi? agni: main abhi kisie se paani mangwata ho! 😆 😆 (i really want him to say that in the scene 😆 😆 )
jai gives thapar to agni bye his other hand and says: tum andhe ke saath pagal bhi ho! agni: kyun jai shocked and says: chuki beta tumahaare haath main paani ka matka hai ore tum kisi ore ko bulare ho ore tum mere saath ya kelaf? mere is cout ke adhi sleeves jalgye then agni put water and jai gives a big thapar to agnii 👏 ram jane time on his way he says: agar sardaar ne mujhe maar de ya to nai muje jaake shera ki madaatt karne chahie meat se charbe nekalne chahiya (meaning: shera si dakuu) ore kabab se hadi ( dharm out if veer shera love story) . at the mahal again dharam sia come and say: yaar tum log do pal bhi chup ore pyaar si bath nai karskte?
veer shera: kabhi naye!
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