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If #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
If the plural of "mouse" is "mice, shouldn't the plural of "house" be "hice"?
If the Pope and his clone are infallible, what if they disagree?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does waiting in one take so long?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what the hell was yesterday?
If two things in life are certain, Death and Taxes ... is the tax man mortal or immortal?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If Walmart is lowering prices every day, why is nothing in the store free yet?
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
If we quit voting, will they all go away?
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?
If you put orange juice in the freezer it becomes frozen, then why when you squeeze an orange doesn't it become squozen?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
If you spin an Oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Edited by *Dakoo_Minzy* - 17 years ago