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mnx12

@mnx12

Channel Moderator

+ 14

Posted: 12 years ago

#781

varaali, J will faint hearing Narayan's name.😆

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disha

@disha15

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 12 years ago

#782

Environmetal acitivists have decided to launch a protest against jalandhar.

Their demand-Jalandhar should stop encouraging people to use plastics.Moreover so,as a means of clothing :D

p.s : i genuinely disliked the look they hav been showing jalandhar in.whatever happened to the one shown in the promos bfore the track strtd? :/

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sia221

@sia221

Rocker

Posted: 12 years ago

#783

So Indra is the genius behind Saas Bahu sagas...n also the producer of Mallika's new show...

should have guessed it...!! 😆

Vrindapati Jallandhar...!! " Hand in marriage" " Meta for" 🤣

Too good... all of u guys...!! ⭐️⭐️

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A-A-S

@A-A-S

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

#784

I wrote this as a separate topic last week and am now posting it here in the CNAT at the suggestion of Varaali. Here is my completely nonsensical interpretation of something straight out of our mythology!

Enjoy,

Arti

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Jalandhar's "complex" family tree

For someone who had been portrayed (in DKDM, at least) as having thought that he was all alone in the world at different times in his life, Jalandhar actually has quite an interesting "family tree"! [This is a bit tongue-in-cheek - I sincerely hope no one is offended!]

1) To begin with, he is an ansh of Mahadev so is sort of like Mahadev's son. This means that Kartikeya, Ashoksundari, and Ganesh are like his siblings. And that Devi Parvati is sort of like his mother, even though he was not born of her.

Ok, so since Lord Vishnu and Devi Parvati are considered to be brother and sister, this means that Lord Vishnu is sort of like Jalandhar's mama (uncle = mother's brother) and Devi Lakshmi is like his mami (aunt = mother's brother's wife).

2) Now, as both Jalandhar and Devi Lakshmi were born of the sea, they are considered siblings and Samudradev is their father.

This means that we could consider:

A) Devi Lakshmi as both sister and mami of Jalandhar.

B) Lord Vishnu as both his jeeja (brother-in-law = sister's husband) and mama.

C) Devi Parvati as both his "mum" and his sister's nanad (sister-in-law = husband's sister).

D) Mahadev as both J's father and as his sister's [Devi Lakshmi's] nandoi (brother-in-law = husband's sister's husband).

E) Jalandhar as both a brother to Kartikeya, Ashoksundari, and Ganesh, as well as their (sort of) "uncle" (their mami's brother).

and my personal favourite...

F) Jalandhar (sort of) as his own uncle and his own nephew! 🤣

("Uncle" = his father's [Mahadev's] sehlaj's [Devi Lakshmi's] brother; sehlaj = wife's brother's wife. "Nephew" = his sister's [Devi Lakshmi's] nanad's [Devi Parvati's] "son"]

And now if we bring Vrinda in to this, only as Jalandhar's wife, this means that her Ishtdev, Lord Vishnu, is now also her nandoi (brother-in-law = husband's sister's husband) as well as her uncle (husband's "mama"). How many people get to actually be related to their Ishtdev! (No offence intended at all - I sincerely hope none was taken by anyone!) This also makes what we know is going to happen soon even more awkward than it already was!

And now (according to DKMD) Jalandhar wants to kidnap/destroy Devi Parvati, who is like his mum (and according to the Puraans he lusted after her, which is even worse!).

And back to Jalandhar again, for someone who was so seemingly against the Tridevs, he actually has a special connection with all three of them: he was Mahadev's ansh, he was Lord's Vishnu's brother-in-law (saala = wife's brother) and (sort of) nephew (bhanja = sister's son), and he was given his name by Lord Brahma!

And to add one more element to this already complicated web, DKDM threw in a mermaid mother for him!

😊

Poor Jalandhar, with such a complex web woven around him, is it a wonder that he eventually lost the plot? 😛 (This is a joke, but the tangled family tree is real according to the mythology!)

PS. Sincerely, no offence intended! I know the majority of these characters are revered Gods and I do not mean to hurt anyone's sentiments with this post. This is just what happens when I'm seeing connections everywhere (and am trying to have some light moments before the upcoming sad and/or weird events reach us)!

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varaali

@varaali

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

#785

Mahadev's thoughts after today's episode

Oh the happiest day since the serial started

Finally I got what I wanted

'Tis the best day of my life

At last I got to kiss my wife'.

That too, only because my wife protested,

"It's not fair " she said,

"You married Vrinda and had all fun

While I was busy doing Yogaasan"

So I told the CVs... "Boss

I am at a loss,

My wife is angry with me

'coz I have never her given a kissie'

Then the CV said "Don't worry Sir

We will let you kiss her

Only on the forehead though

Anywhere else, No No "

But tell me dear viewers,

And all the serial reviewers,

Shouldn't a kiss be delivered on the lips

For it to become pure bliss?

Edited by varaali - 12 years ago

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Surya Sundarraj Sriram

@Surya_krsnbhakt

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#786

Originally posted by: varaali
Mahadev's thoughts after today's episode

Oh the happiest day since the serial started

Finally I got what I wanted

'Tis the best day of my life

At last I got to kiss my wife'.

That too, only because my wife protested,

"It's not fair " she said,

"You married Vrinda and had all fun

While I was busy doing Yogaasan"

So I told the CVs 'Boss

I am at a loss,

My wife is angry with me

'coz I have never her given a kissie'

Then the CV said "Don't worry Sir

We will let you kiss her

Only on the forehead though

Anywhere else, No, no,

But tell me dear viewers,

And all the serial reviewers,

Shouldn't a kiss be delivered on the lips

For it to become pure bliss?

🤣 You are a Kavitri, a Hasya Kavitri!

And yes, I agree, kiss should be on the lips. But Sonarika might rather run around screaming than do THAT I suppose!😆

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advaitin

@advaitin

Beginner

Posted: 12 years ago

#787

OMG!!!

I am a newcomer to this forum and just discovered this thread "C.N.A.T" IT IS SERIOUSLY HILARIOUS.

Can't wait to wade through the 107 pages and read more😃

what does "C.N.A.T" stand for?

great fun guys,

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mnx12

@mnx12

Channel Moderator

+ 14

Posted: 12 years ago

#788

Originally posted by: advaitin
OMG!!!
I am a newcomer to this forum and just discovered this thread "C.N.A.T" IT IS SERIOUSLY HILARIOUS.

Can't wait to wade through the 107 pages and read more😃

what does "C.N.A.T" stand for?

great fun guys,

Check the 1st post.

The C.N.A.T. stands for the compelete nonsense appreciation thread😃

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advaitin

@advaitin

Beginner

Posted: 12 years ago

#789

Thanks so much. have started reading from the beginning and can't seem to stop laughing🤣

just loving this

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sia221

@sia221

Rocker

Posted: 12 years ago

#790

Originally posted by: varaali

But tell me dear viewers,

And all the serial reviewers,

Shouldn't a kiss be delivered on the lips

For it to become pure bliss?

Oh yes yes..!!
If only Mahadev had his way..!! 😆

Very nice.. Varaali..!!

Good to see CNAT being updated after so long..OK now that Indra is back..so is Ravan..and we will see Reloaded Ramayan..hope to.see more in this thread..parallely..!!

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