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Spolier maharaj ki jay ho...
Ab hum kya kahe. Munne Raja to aise khush huye ja rahe the jaise kissi ne Icecream khila diya ho.
Aur keh rahe hai, ki hum ab se apne dil ki sunenge. Babua, tanik zara hamare dil ki bhi suno...Nandini aapko pyar karti hai, yeh aapko maloom hai na? phir ye formality jaisa rishta kya hai ji? Honeymoon pe jaane ki taiyyari karo ji...Aur apne security ko peechhe chhod ke jao.
Ab yahan rally main jhagda hua aur GD dum dabakar bhagi. Khatarnak Singh bhi patli gali se khisakane ki tayyari main, shukra hain unhe yaad aaya ki Nandini bhi hamare saath hai. Magar Nandini Madam ne crowd controlling main PhD kiya haina. Kya poetry sunayi...kissi tear gas se kum nahi ji...ankhon se yahan bhi aansoo nikal aaye.
GD ka chehra dekhne layak tha. Wahan Khatarnak Singh ne bhi bo, hi diya: Dil ki Baat etc etc..unka bhi kya expression tha. Unke man main shayad yeh khayal aa raha tha: Ai Phoolon ki Raani, Baharon ki Mallika...tera yahan aana ghazab dhaa gaya...his expression was worth a million dollars.
Aur Crowd control hogayi. Phir wahan Lucknow syndrome chala: Pehle Aap, Nahi Pehle Aap...
Nandini ka wave in slow motion achha laga. Wow...
But the icing on the cake was the greeting of Nandini by RV. Seedha magnet ki tarah Mummy ko ignore karke Biwi ke paas. Isse kehte hai Joru ke Ghulam. I thought ki ek hug aur dikh jaata to Mummy seedha fire brigade ko phone kar deti. Magar nahi. RV ne kya khoob biwi ka saath diya, Snooty aur Beauty ke chehre aise ho rahe they jaise inhone Galati se castor oil ka dose peeliya ho. Ab kya karein...itna jabardast block jo hai.
TV ka coverage bhi kamal ka tha. GD ko dum dabakar bhagte kyoun nahi dikha sake ye log? Aur Beauty Chachi ne kya sawal poochha: yeh Suman kaun hai? Hume laga Snooty jawab dengi: Shekhar Suman! aapne TV pe comedy shows nahi dekhe shayad. Dekhe hote to aapki face value thodi badh jaati na. Magar nahi, snooty ne answer to sahi diya. Matlab yeh thodi padhi likhi to hai: kaunse college main gayi yeh?
Daadi sa ne RV aur Nandini ko apne room main bulaya. Humne socha Bahurani ko koi jewellery dengi. Magar nahi, wo to ek Vivekanand ki book thi. (Baki, books kya theek se rakhi hai inhone: that book must have been at least 50 yrs old! Pichhle janam main kahin ke archives samhal rahi thi kya?) Phir Mutual admiration ka daur chala aur Daadisa ne Nandini ka maatha choom liya. Rajveer soch rahe honge ki ab inka wig utara...magar nahi. Lagta hai Fevikwik achhi quality ka hai.
RV ne diya Nandini ko treat...dinner ki date? Yahan Nandini ne Red saree nikalkar Orange saree pehenli! Instant cake se likar Saari bhi instant lagti hai. RV ka phone hua nahi ki yeh taiyyar!
Kya date thi who...Nandini ne Rajveer namak Khilone main concert namak Chabhi bhari aur khilona chalu...Kya smile diya. Aye haye. Aur phir dreamland ki sair hogayi...Nandini ji, Aap Rajveer ke sapne sach kar dijiye...ooperwala aapke sapne sach kar dega!
Precap: Woman's party ki meeting thi ya kitty party? Hume to samajh nahi aaya!
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