Chitter-chatter gals:chat thread - Page 3

Ye pichey photo me jallad kaun hai...aaa ye jallad nahe mera baap hai..me iska paap hun...

Originally posted by: eyecatchers

I am not hurt by ur words
but feeling a little sad

Originally posted by: Chamakchallo30

Im sorry didn't mean to make you feel sad😳

I was just joking
I am not really hurt
I don't take this things seriously

" I can talk English, i can walk English because English is a very funny language"

" Nahin chhodunga tujhe. Jaan sey maar daaloonga."

Kehte hain ki ... Agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho to puri kayanat usey tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai.

Two vampires walk into a bar and call for the bartender. "I'll have a glass of blood," says one. "I'll have a glass of plasma", says the other. "Okay," replies the bartender, "that'll be one blood and one blood lite…"

ok this is a scary riddle.
think of a number beetween 2 and 9
now multiply your number by 9
then add the two digits of that number together example:98 9+8:17
then subtract 5 from the number you got adding
then find the letter that corresponds with your number
A:1 B:2 C:3 D:4 E:5
now think of a country in europe that starts with you letter
then take the second letter of the country and think of an animal that starts with the letter
now think of the color of the animal

was your answer a grey elephant and denmark

Dheeme Dheeme yeDil Mujhse Kehne Laga from Dekha Ek Khwaab.

Dheeme Dheeme Yeh Dil Lyrics

Dheeme dheeme ye dil mujhse kehne laga
Neeme neeme tere saaye mein yeh rehne laga

Dheeme dheeme ye dil mujhse kehne laga
Neeme neeme tere saaye mein yeh rehne laga

Chalne laga chalne laga chahaton ka yeh sama
Khilne laga khulne laga ek naya aasman
Milne laga woh rasta jo tha apne darmiyan

Main hun ya main nahi, ya main gum ho gayi
Main hun ya main nahi, ya main gum ho gayi
Lagti hun main nayi, ya main tum ho gayi

Dil mein hai tu dil mein hai tu, Raatein bhi teri hui
Sochu tujhe puchun tujhe baatein bhi teri hui
Tu bhi ho ja mera jaise main ho gayi

Jabse jana tujhe jaan mein jaan aa gayi
Teri sansein mujhe jeena sikhla gayi

Jabse jana tujhe jaan mein jaan aa gayi
Teri sansein mujhe jeena sikhla gayi

Chalni lagi badhne lagi dheemi si dhadkanein
Ban ne lagi sajne lagi bigadi si kismatein
dil khila is tarah aakhein bhar aa gayi

Jhilmilane laga khilkhilane laga
Jhilmilane laga khilkhilane laga

Chand sa banke tu sapno mein aane laga
Kehne laga rehne laga hai tu meri hi gali
ghar banane lagi hun main bhi wahi kahin
dekha hai khwab jo sach sa lagne woh laga…

Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: That's all right sir, he won't drink much.

Customer: Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter: Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.