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Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#831

Ek admi train pe ja raha tha. Uski saath ek aur admi bathe hue the. Pahela admi bar bar apni mucho ko brush kar raha tha. Uski bal sofed the and muche black. Dusre admi ne pucha,"bhaishab, aapki muche black but hair white kyu hai?" to pahele wala admi bola"kyuki muche hair se 17 saal ki chote hai"

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hmmmm dude i forgot

@.maleficent.

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#832

Question: "How to Kill an Ant??"

Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!!

Student:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar,
&
keep It Outside the Ant's Hole..!

After eating, Ant will Search for some Water near a Water tank.

Push ant in to it.. =!!

Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,
When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!!

Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! =O

And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from it's Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !! =|

MORAL:
Don't Play with Students.. !!
They can Do any thing for 10 Marks..

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@WhatTheF

Stunner

Posted: 12 years ago

#833

Originally posted by: ..Killer..

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hmmmm dude i forgot

@.maleficent.

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#834

Originally posted by: ..Killer..

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hmmmm dude i forgot

@.maleficent.

Sparkler

Posted: 12 years ago

#835

BOSS to an employee...
.
"Do you believe in life after Death?"
.
EMPLOYEE...
.
"Certainly not! There's no proof of it",
he replied.
.
.
BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left
early yesterday to go to your uncle's
funeral, he came here looking for you.