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Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
..."A Week Has 7 Days;
Younger,Either Sunday Or
Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In
Age..."
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also
Available For Boys'.:-P😆😆
A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:
I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.
Girl:
Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay k foranyahan sy reduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey.
Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad:-
I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.
Girl:
Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay k foranyahan sy reduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey.
Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad:-
1- Money can't buy happiness... but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
2- Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.
3- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember u when he is in trouble again.
4- Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
5- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
So Cheers! :-)
2- Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.
3- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember u when he is in trouble again.
4- Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
5- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
So Cheers! :-)
To live a life, we need:
1. Brain
2. Intelligence
3. Knowledge
4. Expression
5. Looks
6. Luck
So,
I salute YOU...
for managing Without these:- 😆 NOT FOR U GUYS
1. Brain
2. Intelligence
3. Knowledge
4. Expression
5. Looks
6. Luck
So,
I salute YOU...
for managing Without these:- 😆 NOT FOR U GUYS
A child said 2 sales girl in sweets shop:
Miss will u marry me wen i grow up
Girl smiled & said YES
Child said:can u give ur future husband a free chocolate(",)
Miss will u marry me wen i grow up
Girl smiled & said YES
Child said:can u give ur future husband a free chocolate(",)
A couple were arguing.
Wife:u dont like anybody in my family
Man:Not true,I like ur mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!
Wife:u dont like anybody in my family
Man:Not true,I like ur mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!
keep your enemies closer than your friends'. (JARINE)
Two snakes meet each other.
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:
Because I bit my lip!
