I am a little high on TVD these days 😆
Damon: I am forming a secret contingency plan.
Elena: What is it?
Damon: If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.
Alaric: Jeremy is an idiot. And I know this with certainty because I was once a Jeremy. Trust me, we learn. Eventually.
Caroline: How do I fix him?
Damon: Get a new boyfriend.
Matt: Elena is dating a vampire. You're a witch. My sister's a ghost. And I'm just a guy whose wondering how his life got so screwed up.
Elena: You're the one who told me I can handle things on my own now.
Alaric: I meant like frozen dinners and SATs.
Alaric: Give me your glass. Neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation.
Jenna: So Elena is my sister's husband's brother's daughter and her mother is my boyfriend's deceased wife. You can't make that stuff up.
Damon: Does Elena know you've been drinking blood?
Stefan: I've been drinking hers.
Damon: How romantic.
Katherine: The three of us together, just like old times. The brother who loved me too much and the one that didn't love me enough.
Damon: And the evil s**t vampire who only loved herself.
Edited by fia21 - 12 years ago