I have PLENTY to say about Friday's episode, mainly about our supposed "HERO" YEAH RYT MORE LIKE Zero.π€’
First of all we are going to discuss Mr Aryan's new look, he may think that he was really rolling the Gok Wan style but infact he obtained his peculiar items from the LANDA BAZAAR. π€£
A Little Birdie tells us that the following items were obtained from many different places:
1. jacket AND jeans from the car boot sale
2. shoes from oxfam (orginally 50p but after pleading and begging the price was reduced to 20p at the most)
3. The glasses from a local cinema, we believe he went to go watch a 3D movie named "Marathon Majnu"
Last but certainly not the Least:
The refreshments, were recycled J2O bottles filled with orange squash and the expired crisps were from 'The Chawl Kwik -e -mart' βοΈ
Aryan belongs to a multinational organization named Majnu Corporation. His PERSONAL secetary is Sonni and some maybe wondering were our headphone wali is, she is Mr Aryan's PERSONAL designer who came up with such a avantgarde fashion.
This designer is new in the fashion industry and is up against gok wan in the race to the top.
her name is... Chicki π²
We've heard that Miss Chicki is not being paid with money. π I GUESS folks she is being paid in other ways *wink* *wink* π
Moving on to the act of bravery displayed by Aryan and folks what did he find at the end of such exercise a earing. WTH.
Is he that incapable of finding the damsel in distress. Due to the many holes in Mr Aryan's shoes, he was not able to find Manayta, this is what he claims, but our sources tell us that, after eating all those expired crisps, he become heavily constipated and had left his lactuloseπ in the jeep but he tried to make a pit stop to release toxic waste. tut tut tutπ€‘
That's all for today (hope nobody get's offended, just jokes)π