The Royal Comedy (FF) pt 8 updated pg 32 - Page 10

Hey guys this is part 5...hope you all like it...=)

PART # 5

Uday takes her outside the bar but on his way Giriraj sees him with Manyata and asks what happened...

Giriraaj (to Uday): uday beta kahan jaa rahey hain aap aur Manyata beta ko kya hua...

Uday: kuch nahi dad...madam ne ziyada hi pee li hai...issi liye mahal drop karne jaa rahey hain...

Giriraaj: beta...raat bohat ho gayi hai aur Manyata beta ki halat bhi kuch theek nahi hai...aaj aap unhe yahin rehne dijiye...subha drop kar dijiye ga...hum Komal se baat kar leingey...

Uday: okay dad...toh hum Manyata ko room mein le jaatey hain...

Girriraaj leaves and Uday takes Manyata to his room...

Scene shifts to rajmahal where Vijay bhai was trying to hide from his Mom, Mainka was really upset at vijay because he never talked to any of the girls at the birthday party instead he was busy with the cake explosion...Mainka wanted him to get to know those girls and make friends with them and all...Vijay bhai's lack of interest for girls was getting Mainka really worried...Vijay bhai was running away from mainka and he decided to hide in chinky dhobans room...

Vijay bhai: (enters Chinky's room and tries to hide under the bed)...please God aaj matashree se bachalo please...

Chinky was in the bathroom so she did not know that Vijay bhai was in her room trying to hide...on the other hand Vijay bhai was still looking for a place to hide...he couldn't hide under the bed because chicky has stuffed her clothes under the bed and so there was no place...Vijay bhai was still looking for a place to hide...he notices something at the wall there was a skeleton hanging upside down on the wall, which freaked out Vijay bhai...then he saw lemons and chili hanging down from the cieling and a big picture of Akash driver with lemons over it...he also noticed smoke coming from inside of the closet...Vijay bhai was scared to death he started shouting for help in fear...

Vijay bhai: oh God...HELP...HELP...BACHAOOO...hum marna nahi chahte...please please ...hamein bacho lo...(he starts crying)...

Chinky who was in the bathroom hears Vijay bhai's shouting and runs outside the bathroom...she was washing her face and had soap all over her face which made her look even scarier...Vijay bhai sees her and freaks out even more...he was sure it was his last day and that she was the witch who had come to take him with herself...

Vijay: (upon seeing Chinky)...BHOOOTTT...OMGGG...yeh toh sach ka BHOOOTTTNNNIII hai...HELP HELP...bachao...mummy...(he cries even louder)...mummy...

Chinky: (looking confused but still smiling)...Vijay banna...yeh kyun bandar ki tarah uchal raha hai...

Vijay bhai: duur raho humse...NAHIII...hum marna nahi chahtey...hamein chhorr do bhootni...please please hamein jaaney do...

Chinky: (to herself)...acha bachu...chinky dhoban lag ja kaam pe...aaj toh iss vijay banna ko chodna mat...saara din kachar kachar karta hai na...(still smiling in a cheesy way)...

Vijay bhai: oh God...oh God...oh God...please aaj bacha lo iss bhootni se...hum promise kartey hain ke bilkul good boy ban jayen gey...

Chinky: (comes closer and tries to touch Vijay bhai while singing a song)...BH..BHOOOTT HOOON MAIN...BHOOT HOON MAIN...muahahahahahhaaa...

Vijay: aaahhh...bachaooo...dur raho chudail...mummyyy bachaooo...

Chinky was still coming close to him...when Mainka hears Vijay shouting and finds out where he was...she enters Chinky's room and finds Vijay bhai sitting down against the wall with his hands covering his face and chinky standing really close to him with her face covered in soap and giving cheesy smiles...

Mainka: yeh kya ho raha hai...

Vijay bhai sees that its Mainka his mom he runs to other side of the room and hides behind his mom...whereas chinky on the other hand was completely shocked...she was surprised to see Mainka there but was still smiling...

Vijay (to Mainka): Mom...hamein bachalo iss bhootni se...yeh hamein zinda kha jaye gi...please please mom...

Mainka: yeh tum kya bak rahe ho Vijay...kon kha jaye ga tumhe...

Vijay: Mom...yeh yeh bhootni dekho na theek se...aapke saamne hi toh hai...kitni bhayanak bhootni hai...

Chinky (to Mainka): bhootni nahi madam dhoban...main chinky dhoban...(smiling)

Mainka (to Vijay): arey beta Vijay yeh chinky dhoban hai...bhoot nahi...dekho...darro mat...aao bahar aao...

Vijay: (comes out and sees that it really was chinky dhoban)...arey haan...yeh toh chipku chinky dhoban hai...

Mainka: par Vijay beta tum darr kyun rahey the...

Vijay: haan mom...iss chipku chinky se poocho ke yeh skeleton ulta kyun latak raha hai...aur woh uppar dekho cieling peh lemon aur chili hai...aur toh aur uss closet ke andar se smoke kyun aaraha hai...

Mainka: (looks around and sees and sees all that stuff that Vijay bhai mentioned)...dhoban yeh sab kya hai...Chinky dhoban yeh tum ne room ko bhoot bangla kyun bana ke rakha hai...

Chinky: nahi madam ji yeh bhoot bangla nahi hai...yeh toh jadoo hai...pata hain mein yeh jaadoo Akash driver par karne wali hoon jis se woh mujh par fida ho jayega...aur phir hum shaadi kar leingey aur bachey...(Vijay cuts her off)...

Vijay (to Mainka): dekha mom...yeh sach ki chudail hai aur becharey hamarey bewakoof driver ko maarney ki poori planning kar rahi hai...

Mainka (to Chinky): (getting mad) abhi yeh sab kachra saaf karo...hamarey bholey bhaley bachon ko darati rehti ho...Manyata bhi issi liye keh rahi thein ke iss dhoban ke daant todh deingi...ab agar tum hamiein bachon ko darati hui nazar aayi na toh tumari khair nahi...samjhi dhoban...(she leaves)...

Vijay: chipku dhoban kahin ke...Manyata bhai ko tumari shikayat kareingey hum...ab wahi tumhe theek karegi...(chinky was still smiling)...bohat daant nikal rahey hain na...par jab daant hi nahi rahein gey toh kya karo gi dhoban...ne ne na boo boo...(he teases her and leaves)...

Scene shifts back to Udays hotel...Uday takes Manyata to his suite he brings her to the guest room but she complains and says that she wants to go to his room...

Manyata: nahi...mujhey yahan nahi rehna...mujhey tumharey room mein jaana hai...

Uday: hamarey room mein...woah...princess irada kya hai...???...(with a flirty smile)

Manyata: hhhmmm...(complaining)...

Uday: okay okay...par hamarey room mein kyun...yahan kyun nahi...(with a flirty smile)

Manyata: mujhey na akeley darr lagta hai...aur na nightmares bhi aate hain...

Uday: Princess...kitna naatak karti ho tum...abhi kuch der pehle aik becharey larke ki pitayi kar di aur abhi keh rahi ho ke tumhein darr lagta hai...seriously...

Uday carries her to his room and puts her down on his bed...as soon as he puts her down she rolls on to the side of the bed where he normally sleeps...she gives him a gloomy smile...she was almost passing out...

Uday takes her shoe off and puts quilt over her...he checks to see if she was awake or passed out...

Uday: princess...(touches her to see if she is awake or asleep)

Manyata: (no reply)...

He thought she was asleep but she was still awake...she holds Uday's hand...and says...

Manyata: tum jaa rahe ho...

Uday: kya hua princess soyi nahi...kuch chahiye tumhe...

Manyata: bedtime story...bedtime story kon sonaye ga mujhey...

Uday: (shocked)...princess hamein bedtime stories nahi aati...

Manyata: (half asleep but still complaining) hhhmmm...

Uday: acha baba...theek hai...princess tumhein na komal aunty ne bohat spoil kiya hua hai...

Manyata: storyy...yyy...udayyy...

Uday: acha toh suno...aik bar aik chudail thi...(to himself) "nahi yaar yeh toh kafi dangerous story hai agar neend aaney ki bajaye chali gayi toh problem ho jaye gi"...(to Manyata)...aik jungle main aik pakao bandar rehta tha jo rajkumariyon ko hero ban ke impress karne ki koshish karta tha...uss bandar ko lagta tha ke woh sab se ziyada smart aur good looking hai...aik din uss ne jungle ke king sher ko challenge kiya ke uss se zayada dashing purey jungle mein koi nahi hai...sher ne challenge accept kiya...aur jungle ke jaanwaron ne aik competition rakha...jungle ki females jaanwar dono ko rate kareingi ke kon ziyada hot, dashing, handsome aur smart hai...rating shuru hui...bandar kafi confident tha ke wohi jeetey ga par results kuch aur hi nikla...sher ki avarage rating thi 9 aur bandar ki avarage rating...thi hi nahi kyun ke jungle ki bandariyaon ne yeh declare kar diya tha ke bandar ki rating itni low hai ke rating scale peh number bhi itne low nahi hain...aur woh pakao bandarr competition shuru hone se pehle hi haar disqualify...seriously princess kitna stupid bandarr tha na ghadon ki tarah sher se dushmani le baitha...(he turns around to look at Manyata and finds her dead asleep)

Uday (to himself): lagta hai sleeping beauty so gayi...waisey uss bandar ki kahani sun kar toh koi bhi so jaye...bevakoof bandar...(he looks at Manyata her hands were still in a fist and he opens it up and kisses her hand)...princess pata nai tumhe kab realize hoga ke hum tumse kitna pyaar kartey hain...I love you...(he kisses her forehead and turns around towards his couch when he hears Manyata say something)...

Manyata: love you boo boo...(she smiles in her sleep)

Uday: (he looks at her adoringly...and says...)...good night love...

The scene shifts to Rajmaha, in Komal and Brijraaj's bed room...komal was dead asleep whereas Brijraaj as always was up to something...he looked troubled and could not fall asleep he got off the bed and kept searching for something it was as if he lost a loved one and was desperate to find it...he was now under the bed looking for something...

Brijraaj (to himself): kahan chali gayi...agar tum hamein nahi mili toh hamara kya hoga...

Upon getting up he bangs his head on the side of the bed, there was a loud sound due to the collision of Brijraaj's big fat head and the bed, which shook the whole bed and komal woke up because of that...

Brijraaj (to himself): O TERI khair...lag gayi Ammaa...badi zor ki lagi...

Komal bends down and sees Brijraaj's butt hanging outside from under the bed and his head was still inside...she gets off the bed and goes to the other side where Brijraaj was busy crying and missing his Amma...she kicks his butt from behind...

Brijraaj: Ammmaaa...lag gayi...kon hai yeh...

Komal (to brijraaj): hum hain tumhari jailer...samjhey...

Brijraaj: (looking scared) Mahraani jee aap...app uth gayi...

Komal: haan uthna pada tumhara 10 kilo ke sar aur bed ke beech jang ki waja se room mein earthquake aagaya tha...

Brijraaj: maaf kijiye Mahraani ji...galti ho gayi...(voice breaking)

Komal: waisey tum itni raat ko bed ke neechey kyun chupey the...haan bolo...???

Brijraaj: Mahraani ji woh mein...mein...

Komal: mein mein kya...bakri ho kya...seedhey seedhey batao nahi toh...

Brijraaj: Mahraani ji woh mein kuch dhoond raha tha...

Komal: kya...aapna dimaag dhoond rahey the...woh nahi milne wala...kyun ke tumhara dimaag ghaas charney gaya hai...samjhey bevakoof aadmi...

Brijraaj: nahi Mahraani ji...hum apni chappal dhoond rahey the...

Komal: kya...chappal...itni raat gaye tumhein chappal ki yaad kyun aayi...seriously tang aagaye hain hum tumhari bevakoofiyon se...

Brijraaj: Mahraani ji maaf kar dijiye...(starts crying)...hamein bathroom aaya tha iss liye...(cries even louder)

Komal: chup...ab aik awaaz nahi...raat bhar bhooton ki tarah yahan wahan bhatakte rehte ho...bathroom jana tha na bas ab tum bathroom subha mein hi jao gey...samjhey...

Brijraaj: par Mahraani ji hamein bohat zor ki aayi hai...(looking constipated)

Komal: aayi hai toh rok ke rakho...aur ab chup chap wahan jaa ke so jao nahi toh...pata hai na...???

Brijraaj nodds and goes to bed...

The next morning in Uday's room, Manyata wakes up she had no clue about last night...she was super drunk last night and had no clue what she was doing in Uday's room...

Manyata: (wakes up)...Good morning...(she sees Uday standing next to the bed and gets confused upon seeing him...)

TO BE CONTINUED...

Alright so that was part 5...yes I know I am being very cruel with Brijraaj's character that is his karma...so whatever he does wrong in show he would have to pay for it here...this is just beginning I will make sure Komal makes his life hell...I hope you guys liked it...thanks for reading...

Love,

Alissa.😊