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As the titles suggests people we both polo and nizza are not going to write anything more serious than this interview'which was recently taken of dekha ek khawab team.
So here we start'. WE group of people had recently gone to Mumbai to take the interview of Dekha ek khawab team . Before we continue as a caution measure'..😊
Firstly only read these lines carefully please -all characters of this interview are fictious there is no resemblance of them in any reality though in the forum there is '
we- reporters who was sitting in studio controlling all the reporters that we had sent. So without wasting time and our fingers start now'..😆
Nizza-AAyii hamare talk show billi-kuttey ke peechey kyoon mein aapka swagat hai .AAj hum baat karengey ek ajeeb billi kii jo kuttey ke peeche padi hai ! POLO tumhara kya kehna iske bare mein!!!
Polo-(admiring her long hair with her fingers going up and down not knowing camera is on singing the song 'Tum ho paas mere saath mere plz imagine all)
Nizza-POLO !Kaam kar le sab dekh rahey hain!
Polo-Kya?? Kahan (she comes back to normal senses ,comes to erect position)Han to aaj hum baat karengey'.. kutta mere peechey kyoon??
Nizza- Nahin billi kuttey ke peechey kyoon??
Polo- To chaliye der kis baat kii le chaltey hain aapko kuttey ke sabse badey pankhey ke paas
Nizza-Nahin pehley choohey ke pankhey ke paas jana hai'warna wo bhi'..(ab kya bataon )
Polo-Nahin !!!
Arya-(reporting from chickni chameli's room)-Arey ye dono phir se ladne lag gayii !Kabh badey hongey'
Maisy(reporting from jalebi bai's room)-Ye polo kii bestii!!ye'.
(lagta hai kaafi pak gaye'..kya karoon sab jaise hain waise explain kar rahi hoon abhi bas start hii hua hai end honey do fir sab kii lagaongii han nahin to )
Reeha-(reporting from choohey's (rat's) room)-Will u stop it now POLO see maisy your sister is also stopping you !!
POLO- (putting a hand on the microphone)-saale tumlog.******** , ullo ke pathhe!
Then'(back to normal and facing the camera)-Acha to hum kahan dhe ? chaliye chaltey hain jalebi bai..matlab hamari onscreen kalakar jai ke paas'
Maisy-Kya aap humei sun saktey hain??polo
Polo-Mera dialogue mat chorri kar
Nizza-Maisy ,Jai!Kaisi hai???
(camera figuring to jai's legs and stops there sets there only )*wolf whistle in back ground*
Maisy-AAp sab kaa swagat hai hamare talk show mein aaj hamarey saath hain dramaqueen jai '..To batayii jai aap kaisi hain'
POLO-(looking at her legs structure and says) Ahem ahem! filaal to achi hii hain'.jitna telescope mein dikhaya ussey to zyaada hai'.uff uff !!
Maisy-(seeing what has happened whispers to camera man) kameenii upar karr.. kya kar rahi hai? Ek ghusan lagau kya?
Cameraman kiara comes back to her original state itself as well as her camera
Maisy-Maam batayi aapko sabse acha kaun lagta hai
Nizza-Maisy ye pooch kaun nahin lagta hai'.kaun lagta hai wo to humein bhi pata hai'
Jai (about to speak kaun lagta hai)She smirks and slowly removes one strand of maisy's hair(just as she had done before too with HIM) and says -tumein kya lagta hai'.
Maisy(halat kharab)Kuch nahin lagta !!!
Polo-(deadly laughing)
Nizza-(slowly controls her and brings her back to original state)
Sorry polo ye likhna mera faraz hai (polo-)
(.Angel comes in between)
Nizza-Tummey to choohey ke paas reeha ke saath jana tha na
.Angel-I went there but he never wants me to become his leader . He thinks he is my leader.Abhi jaakey uskii vaat lagati hooon saari script badlni padegii'but I'll go there just came to take coffee he doesn't serve also'.anyway mother will u help me'.
Polo-AAk! Kaha na main teri maa nahin neetz is our mother the creater who established us in the forum'
Nizza-ye dono bhi na! na jagah dekhtey hain na padney waley logon ko jab dekho shuru ho jatey hain!!
Mais !!Are u ok'.
Mais-Han ok!!Maam!!i'll ask u another question'
How do u change so many times in one single day??aap humarey viewers ko bhi bataye na wo bhi jaldi jaldi ek din mein 3 se 4 baar kapdey badalna saath mein hairstyle karna seekh jayengey'
Jai(drinking coffee splits at this question and then says)-Haww !!!My dress!!!!! oh no! meri paris kii sabse mehangii dress oh my God hey u reporter !!! oh makeup makeup come here'kahan mar gaye sab ke sab'.
Mais(looking up,down seeing her jumping up,jumping down her head moving up down plz imagine'..says on mike)-Abhi ke iye bus itna hii sab viewers ko unka jawaab ye camera de dega'.
Nizza-(situation controlling)-Jai se hamara samparak toot gaya hai ek bhayankar ghatna ne humarey unsey milney ke taar tod diye hain 'par aap sab viewers ko jaankar khushi hogii kii ve ab pehley se behtar hain ab ve phir se kapdey badlengii'aur dermicool hoyengii'.
POLO(nowhere to be seen)
Nizza-(finding her)Kahan gayi!!(sees on ground'finds her on ground and says on camera)-Ab lagta hai kii hamara samparak aapse toot raha hai so letey hain ek break'
Just then a voice is heard 'NAHIN
POLO-(back on seat)-Arya kya hua?? Kuttey ne kaat liya ya tune bhoot dekhliya? Hain?
Arya(setting herself)-AAyiye aaj ke talk show mein aapka swagat hai'.main hoon arya aur mere saath hain hamari rajkumarri chicky'.
POLO-Abbey ! Repeat telecast kyoon kar raha hai'.kaam kii baat kar I mean han hamarey viwers ko pata hai chicky is asli rajkumaari
Arya-(facing mike on chicky's mouth)-Ye batayii aapkey baalon kaa raaz kya hai aur aap inhey khula kyoon nahin chodti
Chicky(smiling like a cute Barbie doll haye'.says)-CLINIC PLUS!!baalon ko rakhey surakshit'.aur dandruff control'.(she in full to style in front off camera)-actually baat ye hai kii main apney baalon pe kisi kii burri nazar nahin lagana chahati'.aur main alag dikhna chahati hoon u know different na'.so maine apna hairstyle ek dum dhansoo rakha hai'.full to fatak .Ek aur raaz ki baat hai' meri favourite cartoon character hai Mickey Mouse. Isliye, main uske tarah apney baal bananke rakhti , u know, to promote him more! (she stops and looks at arya)
Arya(mouth opened)
Nizza(same case mouth opened like arya'.do teen makhi araam se chali jayein)
POLO(tiling her nails sees both says aloud)-AAGEY KAB BADOGEY!!
Arya back to position even nizza
Arya-Hamara agla swaal chicky humein pata chala hai kii aap apni valentines rat I mean akaash ke saath banana ke baarey mein soch rahi hai'.kya ye sach hai
Chicky-(looking down blushing says)-Sochoongii'.abhi kuch kehna thiik nahin philaal to main Olympic mein bhaag le rahi hoon'.uday manayata ko alag karna kisi Olympic se kam nahin'..
Arya-To aapney soch liya hai kii aap naarey baazi se hamare MANVEER ko alag karke rahengii'
Chicky-Arey unhey kaun alag kar raha hai'main to apney raastey saaf kar rahi hoon
Polo in between eating chips says-hah! wo to hai Mall mein kaam karkey kuch to experience hoga'.safaii kaa'..
Chicky-Darsal agar akaash janega kii main uskey ke liye kuch bhi kar guzurney ko tyaar hoon tabhi kuch baat banegii'.
Arya-AAPKO kya lagta hai jab wo jaan jayega kii aap kya hain to wo monia ko chod dega???
Chicky-Monia kaa to pata nahin par mera jaisa figure kisi ke paas nahin wo monia sirf khaati hai'..main to khilati hoon'.aap dekhna chahengey chickni chameli pe chance pe dance'.
Arya-Wo main zara camaraman manveerlover ko bol doon ye record na'
Chicky without listening starts dancing on song'.chickni chameli'.her hairs open up arya on sofa
Nizza-Gone now'.
Polo-nowhere to be seen on the floor '. Heads out for the location directly'. Nizza come and stops!
Kiara comes to manage the situation saying "ab miltey hain aap aur hum break ke baad
Break'.aap sab bhi chai pii lii jiye abhi bahut hai baaki'."
After break
Kiara-To aapka fir se swaagat hamare talk show mein( looks at .Angel to speak show's name)
.Angel-(drinking coffee and says)-which will teach us how to find out the reason why BILLI is only after DOG'.not after RAT'
Kiara-HAIN???Sheesh!
.Angel-(looks at kiara'.and gives weird look and then at camera)-To ab hum aapko le chaltey hain'reeha ke paas jo ke hamare pyare se choohey ke paas hain'
Reeha-Kiara can u hear me'
Amrita-Angel main bhi yahan hoon'inhe sambhal rahi hoon
Kiara-Cameraman ko kahiye kii Akaash jii ko dikhayein
Farah-Kiara abhi inka makeup inki tyaari adhoori hai'.
Sarah-Han kiara main makeup kar rahi hoon
Polo Screams out: Sabke sab bebkuf ke saathe kaam kar na padraha hai! (looks at Reeha) Aur jo log samajhdar the who bhi inn bebkufon ke saath milkar gadii ho rahe hain!
Farah Sarah tum dono ko agar make up se fursat mili ho to Interview complete karey? Aur waisey bhi tumlog to artists' ke make up kar rahe ho na'.waisey bhi budget kam hai'aur upar se tum log waste kar rahe ho!
Arey o drama queen ask the questions and carry on with the interview!
Nizza- (tests the microphone) hello..testing'.1.. 2 ' 3'hello testing'Phew kaam kar rahi hai.
Farah & Sarah- Arey polo hum dono Akash ki baat kar rahe the! Unki Makeup adhoori hai. Iss liye, what to do?
Polo- DamnIt! okay! Maisy ke paass chalte hain'in the RajMahal. She will cover the group interview of everyone there'
Nizza- han han yehi thik rahe ga! (to herself in a low tone) Hai Giriraj ke shiny head ko kitney dinon se nahin dekha!
Polo- kya kaha tuney????
Nizza- kuch nahi DIDI!
Polo- (gives her a suspicious look) Maisy can you hear me! Cover for Akash's late interview' baki logon ki group interview lele'waise bhi time is short! Jaldi!
Maisy-okay okay.. and I'll be happy to do that as long as I don't see Jai fussing over her dresses!
Runs out of Jai's room and goes to the Dining hall to find rest of the family members sitting and having lunch.
Mais-Tou aj hum aap logon ko Raj pariwaar se milwayengey, at their dinner table!
In Background Menka and Brijraj fighting over the last ladoo on the plate'.
Menka- saaley khusat! Durr hat! Yeh ladoo meri hai!
Brijraj- chal chal chudail kahin ki! Yeh mera hai'aur main yeh nahin dunga! Chal hatt!
Dadisaab(grits her teeth):"darn it! kya kar rahe hain aap dono? Camera on hai! " and then faces the camera with a huge fake smile showing her muli ki dukaan and says:"Aap logon se kya kahen..in dono bhai behen itne barey ho gaye hai.. par abhi bhi yeh dono kitney pyaar se lartey hain'"
Maisy- who tou dikh raha hai'
Brijraj- chal hat kameni'mujhe yeh aakhri laado khane de main kahe raha hun'main bada hun!
Menka- Meri laat kha tu'(kicks him)
Brijraj looks at menka with Anger.
Maisy- aap kuch kehena chaengey?
Brijraj- waaann! Waaan! Masaheb waaan! Dekhiye na Menka ne mujhe laat mara! Waan!
DS- Komal sambhaliye Brijraj ko' (to maisy) yeh dono aisey hi hai!
Komal takes Brij to their room'but before leaving Brij pulls Menka's hair and tears a chunk off her head...
polo and nizza- yeh kya ho raha hai? why are they acting like overgrown kids?
Menka- ma! meri baal! waisy bhi din be din meri baal jhar rahe hain aur upar se bhaiya ne...
Vijay-Mom! yeh kya hoga! App to Maharaj Giriraj ke female form lag rahi hai! i tell you!
(to maisy) dekha aap ne? yah saab uss Jungle queen ka daily dose ka asar hai i tell you..
din mein paanchbaar koi dose lega tou aisa hi behave karega na! i tell you!
Maisy-( first time without words)...erm...erm...
Nizza- aaj kaa episode yahin end hota hai jald hii hum choohey kuttey aur billey se milengey...
Polo-aur kuttey se pyaar farmanyengey
kiara-tum log kuch nahin kar sakte
(all are fighting so we take ure leave...bye next weekend mulakaat hogii...jinse baat karni adhoori...hai...til then apna weekend enjoy kariye
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