WEEKLY BULLETIN OF DEK
(For jaigarh, devgarh and Dekisthan) ----- 6th edition
WHO [world health organization] is back in action in DEKisthan
Dek(IF source): WHO has planned special immunization campaign against growing problem of night blindness in chawl girls. Night blindness is caused by vitamin A deficiency and person losses his/her vision in night.this problem arised in this girls because when they were kids they ate only chikki(sweet made of jaggery and groundnut) and avoided healthy food like kadak papitae rich in vitamin A. Due to decreased vision they have started calling our respected Akashji uncleji 'the sallu bhai'. When salman khan heard this news he went into depression and stopped shooting of his movie 'ek tha tiger'. Producer of the movie approached WHO and they decided to help them by giving vitamin A doses to all patient of night blindness in chawl. We advise the residents of dekisthan to give their kids lots of kadak papitae to avoid such problem in future.
Mr Dr Saab demands for promotion and increment from Dadisaab
Devgarh(IF source): mr doctor saab has demanded promotion and increment in his pay from DS , when he heard that many kaamchor people of MALL has got multiple promotions and increments within year whereas he never received a extra note of 100 rs in spite of doing doble duty as DOCTOR and LAWYAR. When our reporter asked him on about his workload in palace he said "I can't even count the amount of work that I do here, it is big list. As doctor I have to treat diarrhea of princess jaynandinji, fever of princess manyata and injuries of prince vijayji. Every week one or the other person in family is always ill. I have to do duties of lawyer also. Recently many cases are filed against royal family members. For example last week they were two more cases got filed, one was against princess Manyata by halwai and mithaiwaal association for decreasing the sale of ladoo. They blamed her that since the day she started calling Akashji as ladoo , all the costumers have stopped eating ladoos. The secand case is against band-baaja group [bg music department] of royal family by many musician of DEKisthan . They blamed them for spoiling BG music welcome song of prince udayveer and playing weird BG music for maharaja brijraj. Last Friday they played moniya BG music for princess jaynandini. But major complain was for making vm 's using good songs on manyata and akashji. I m so tired of this and what I get in return from them for doing all this work at the end of the day, bas ek pyaali chai! I will resign if they don't listen and fulfill my demands."
Weather report
There is increase in temperature is noted in winter season all over the world, ever since Manyata has gifted Akashji jacket cum coat to protect from cold. However some experts also said that this global warming could be due to udayveer losing his temper.
Puzzle of the week
What is the main reason which made uday to fall in love with Manyata?
Last week ans- 150 years [ you can confirm by watching cake cutting scene where 1 big candle represents 100yrs and small 5 candles 50 yrs.
Poll of the week
What is the actual function or significance of 2 buns on chikki's head?
a- Listen to music via Bluetooth
b- Satellite antenna to view all TV program directly.
c- To find out location of Akash and report Manyata.
d- other function [ type your opinion ]
e- Princess Crown given by cockroach association
Last poll ans – best champiwala award goes to prince udayveer
Glamour and gossip news
Akashji became chorji for his love
Akash ji has become so crazy in love of jaynandini , that he often tries to enter her room secretly via window. Yesterday he was mistaken as chor by security of palace and was in police custody till chikki gave his bail. When our reporter asked him whether he will stop doing this he said " I can't control my feelings now and I will continue to do it. I fell in love with her legs when I saw them in veet advertisement and since then I developed a urge to see again. I go in her room and hide under the bed just to admire them". We will pray for Akashji so that jay's legs will accept his proposal
Sport news
New entry in ring ka king
Next week audience will see two brand entry in ring ka king, princess manyata and jaynandini . princess jaynandini told our reporter that they are fully prepared for the competition, they have done lot's of practice among themselves and also increased their strength by drinking jungle queen .she looked very confident.
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