MOTW - The Second Apprentice (Part Deux) - Page 79

Originally posted by: Summer3

Lookie who is here Debu's Dadaji

😆

cuckoocutter

Better late than never.

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Sarina: MOTW basic info tasks: rsponses are on Page 4

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1) K: Gadhey murdey ukhaadna task - response is on pg. 4

2) Believe: easy breezy sweet & simple set - Response is on pg 5

3) Bahni - #1 - # 7 Tasks. Responses are as follows:

#1: Cook DMers - pg. 11

#2: Dedicate songs to DMers: pg. 71

#3: Sadela shayari assigned to DMers: pg. 15

#4: Assign phobias and cure to DMers: pg. 60

#5: Bringing back some fav old MIA DMers pg. 65

#6: pass

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4) Angie: Disciplining DMers task: Response is on Pg. 15

5) Karan: 3 Matchmaking/Shadi.com tasks - Responses are on following pages:

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6) POH: Assign emotican task - response is on pg . 6

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7) K: History of my IDs ? response is on pg.7 as well but K ignored it royally

8) Bahni: #8-#13 tasks - replaced with captions tasks on pg 147 🥳 🤪

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9) Ajnu: Two scenarios on mangoes and stuff: half a$$ed responses are on pg. 10

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10) Sarina: 12 tasks/scenarios (with some RFI provided on pg. 54): responses are as follows:

#1 & #2 on pg. 10

11) K: pre-screening Karma feelers: response is on pg. 10

12) Summer's breezers - Response is on pg. 36, MOTW-II.

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13) Pogo's task on explaining a quote: response is on pg. 13

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14) Bahni: Assign T-Shirts to DMers - respons is in two parts on pg 101 & 103

Page 35

15) Debayon's tasks - Page 39, MOTW-II

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16) Sarina: Scenarios #13 - #15 - Pg. 100, MOTW-II

17) Believe: Questions & Assign pictures to DMers - response is on pg. 105

18) Angie: Apply marham to DMers zakhm given by me - Angie took it back YAAHOOOO 🤪🥳and replaced with the one below on page 9, MOTW-II.

19) Ajnu: Tasks #3 - #10 - Responses on Pg. 99, MOTW-II

Originally posted by: debayon

Any tasks that were completed today, people?

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

GD, mujhe comment karne ke task mein laga diya aur mai bhool gayee that I have to give you tasks as well, na!!

You weaseled out of my earlier tasks, don't do the same here, okies!!

Task #3

Assign/Dedicate these quotes to DM members and tell us why:

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Bahni to Gauri - need I explain😆 Ajnu, you are like a bra to me. You are close to my heart while providing all the support I need. Sarina is like an underwear - she covers my ass😆

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Summer_3 not that he blames it on others but he is ALWAYS smiling.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Angie - she sometimes preaches this way --- in a good caring way.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Ajnu - full of life, full of masti.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Karan and Mister K - they are thoughtful that way. Very caring and always kind to women on this forum.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Empti😆 He is loony at times😆

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. Gotta be Cloddy. He keeps getting in trouble for what he says even when his intentions are good. Has a good SOH - that kid.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! - P1nk. I find her a bit vain - in a good girly sense.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. - TNF. Based on how much she stresses good looks.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. - Gauri on her MOTW - she hated the way some stupids turned it in to a "freak show" towards the end.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.- Reminds me of Gengu for some reason.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Varsha - years of experience with being surprised by jeeju😆

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Qwerty

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.' - Empti after promising Ajnu that he'll do everything she asks him to do😆

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest - Middy - never observed her pay attention to inner qualities.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Mahi --- she says she is from a feudal family and never had to work hard around the house.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. - Bahni preaching Debu

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Krystal --- her siggy explains why I am attributing this quote to her.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Gauri to freaks hell bent on reducing her MOTW to what they love most - a freak show.

Task #4

Find characters (Bollywood/Hollywood, Cartoons, Telly) that match DM members' personalities. You may pick as many ask you like, but no less than 10. Try to come up with something new, I'm sick of being Basanti all the time! 😆
I think I cooked up enough scenarios with DMers. Let me know if you still want to read more stories😆

Task #5

Share your favorite 1) IDs 2) Signatures and 3) AVs that you've come across on this forum. Give us as many as you can.

1) IDs: chal_phek_mat, kuttakamina, chicks_dig_me.
2) Siggies - Only Krystal's siggy comes to my mind right now. Goes something like --- Mard ko dard naheen hota. Give him a sound kick between his leg. Dard naheen toh mard naheen😆
3) AVs - none so far.

Task #6

Think about your journey through life thus far. Describe your journey for us using a series of songs to tell your story. Song titles will be enough, you don't need to describe in words what the songs symbolize/mean.
I find it very hard to recollect songs. Even my favorite ones. I'llskip this one.

Task #7

Suppose you get an insight into each members life for 30 seconds, what do you think you'll catch them doing and where? (watching tv, IF-ing, reading, etc. ---- at home, work, university, etc.)

Pogo - watching Mohanlal movies
Karan - hiding chocolates from Miss Mommy
Sarina - walking Aria around her block hoping to catch Gilles again
Ajnu - listening to music
Bahni - eating langda in Delhi
Empty - googling corny pick up lines
TNF - Having a great time in Milan
Mahi - playing with her daughter
Krystal - mugging for exams
Middy - plotting her next move to make the freak show freakier
Debu - mugging for exams too while thinking about how his MOTW will turn out
POH - Pondering over some aspect of his life/religion/culture
Believe - Reading the posts here w/o logging in
Souro - planning his next deep sea adventure (hope he shares the pictures with us again)
my_view - enjoying the view of the lake from her patio while sipping her favorite drink
Angie - hmmm...I just realized I have no clue what she likes to do in her free time
Summer - looking forward to playing Golf over the weekend
Mister K - wondering what hit me in the last few pages
Gauri - slogging on left over MOTW questions.
Bazzy - Looking for a job (???...don't know whether he found one yet or not)


Task #8

Now close your eyes and think of a time where you were truly happy, when nothing else mattered, and when life was perfect. Could you describe that moment in a few lines of original poetry? You don't even have to share the moment with us, just the emotions.

original poetry - hmmm...I used to write limericks and some poems when I was in middle school. Some were patriotic poems that our music teacher composed for 15th August function, some were on festivals like holi & diwali and some were pondering over life. I lost that notebook when I moved to US. I'll post one such limerick here that I wrote when I was in 6th grade I think. Somehow this stuck with me.

Mera bachpan mujhey dila doh
phir sey pyarey din woh laa doh
suntey thhey nit nayee kahani
godi mein baitthatee thheen nani
kitni kalrav koojit thhe woh
apney bachpan kee shaitani.

Just imagine me wanting my childhood back when I was still a child😆 I still remember that I came up with this limerick because I learned this new expression in our Hindi class - there was a chapter named "Kalrav Koojit Kalyug" Bahni will deffo remember it. It means machinon key shor sey goonjta hua kalyug. But I used "Kalrav koojit" as just "goonjta hua" and totally disregarded how it meant the noise created by machines.😆

Task #9

Now imagine that its Friday night and all IF members are watching a movie. What movie do you think you'll catch them watching?
Again, I find it hard to recall movie names. I'll have to google a list of bollywood movies and then assign the names but not in a mood for that right now. Sorry.

Task #10

We're living in highly technologically innovative times. We are all addicted to one gadget or another. Assign/dedicate gadgets to members that you think they most utilize.

Sarina, Ajnu, Middy, Krystal - iPod
Mister K, Karan, Empti - computers - all being software professionals
Gauri - laptop
Bahni - cell phone
Mahi - child monitor
Bazzy - T.V. he watches most soaps if I am not mistaken.

Enjoy. 😈

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Tell me about it, Summer! Meri kashish hee kuchh aisee hai kee woh bhi khinchey chaley aatey hain jo claim kartey hain kee main unn key peechhey padi hui hoon!!!😆 Wonder what their definition is of "peechhey padna". 😆

Originally posted by: *Woh Ajnabee*

Oh my God ..... I. can't. stop. laughing. 🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: karandel_2008

🤣before I go I couldnt resit commenting on believe's post above.

Believe, so what if you are a master debater? I can always try to be a cunning linguist 😉

Sometimes I feel believe and me might be good frnds in RL.

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

I thunk and thunk for tasks, for now here are my first 12 tasks.

3) Capture the Golden Hind of Artemis

Dmers are entering Paalitiks and capture the parliament. Each of them is vying to be a cabinet minister. Which department is each running for? What speech do they use to convince people? (At least 10)

Pass. Too lengthy. Hope you don't mind.


4) Capture the Erymanthian Boar

You want to blackmail all Dmers, so you steal something precious from all of them. What did you steal and what are you blackmailing them for? (at least 10)

Mister K - I'll steal Keshav's Kalyani - that may force him to take a position in the dharmyudhh😆
Karan - his IP blocker - I will demand endless supply of chocolates to keep his location secret
Empti - his cheesy pick-up lines books - he will have to sing Tu hee meri shab hai and post that clip here.
TNF - Her coke - I'll blackmail her into acknowledging that it's not Ajnu who initiates flirting
P1nk - her mirror - I'll ask her to talk about something other than her hair, skin, eyes etc.
Mahi - Her latest fashion outfits - I'll force her to think through and come up with her own conclusions/impressions/opinions rather than believing blindly what others feed her based on their vested interests.
Bahni - I'll steal her and plant her in Houston right next to me.
Sarina - I'll steal Aria and blackmail you into increasing Cloddy's & vARSHA'S WL for missing my MOTW
Ajnu - I'll steal her iPOD and blackmail her into becoming the bakra after July 4th.
Cuckoo - I'll steal the financial model he uses to make market predictions and blackmail him into 'fessing up he is CB - not CB's brother
Middy - I'll steal the second pair of sandals and skirt she will buy from the money her mom gave her and blackmail her into focusing on what is being said rather than who is saying it when it comes to stuff that is meant for her own good - no matter how smart she thinks she is.


5) Clean the Augean Stables in a Single Day

You have successfully managed to trick me and hack into my account. Now you will wreak havoc on IF. What posts will you make pretending to be me? Who all will you warn and raise WL? Who all will you ban? What secrets do you find in my inbox?

Banning them is no good as they always come back with one sob story or another nazi type propaganda conspiracy theory. I won't be able to increase the WL w/o providing a reason or you'll get in trouble. Additionally, I like it better when I wrestle it all out myself. Backdoor victory won't be sweet enough. Forget hacking --- I'll never use your password to log in as you even if you PM it to me right now.

6) Slay the Stymphalian Birds

You are going on a cross country road trip for three months. Which DMers do you take with you? Tell us about the adventures you have? What anecdotes and antics about them are there to share? Describe the whole trip?

Pass. Too lengthy. My creative juices are at their lowes level right now. Don't wanna bore you to death. I can only list the DMers I would like to take with me --- You, Ajnu, Bahni, Varsha, K, and Karan


7) Capture the Cretan Bull

You are career counselor for Dmers. Tell them why their current career choice is wrong for them and what career is better for them and why? (at least 5)
I'll counsel myself too.

Gauri - currently auditor. She should be a Lawyer or a sniper.

Sarina - currently a peasant. She should take up writing novels because she is a good writer and her storytelling is fascinating.

Ajnu - currently student. Her preferable career choice - Doctor - is acceptable to me but I want her to specialize in skin care and cosmetic surgery because I'll need all that after 10 years.

Bahni - Currently Teacher. She should be a counselor. She has awesome listening skills and often come up with sound advice. She is a caring person by nature and always keeps others' best interest in mind while advising them when they approach her for advice.


8) Steal the Mares of Diomedes

Dm'ers are going to lift a western movie and remake it desi ishtyle. Which movie do they steal to remake? How do they deisfy it? What is the cast?

Pass. Same dilemma as mentioned while doing Ajnu's tasks. Hard for me to recall the movies when put on spot.

9) Obtain the Girdle of the Amazon Queen

You have been given a vial of Veritaserum (Truth Potion). You use it on at least ten (or more) DMers to find their deepest darkest secret. Now spill the beans on their secrets.
😆 Don't you think I have stirred the hornet's nest for some next 12 months or so already🤣 Spare the DMers, please. They can't walk properly by now. Yeh task poora ker diya toh jo bacha khucha muh hai woh bhi chhupatey ghoomeyngey😆


11) Steal the Apples of Hesperides

Why did the chicken cross the road? Give the answer of at least 10 Dmers in their special ishtyle.

Mister K - In search of the Truth
my_view - So that he doesn't have to dumb himself down to fit in
Angie - in talash of marham
Ajnu -
Middy - oopsie! Following my lehrata aanchal
Mahi - 🤣 🤣 🤣 😆 😆 😆 👏 👏 😆 😆 😆 🤣 🤣 🤣 😆 😆 😆 👏 👏 😆😆 😆 😕😕😕😕🤢😲😲😲😲😡😡🤣
Bazzy- yaar choosey
don't cross the road
idk just wanted to tell you
me doing good
i know you are hardworking
you walked all the distance
Krystal - how the $#@!$%&@#$%^&@!@#$%^&$@&@# would I know
Karan - he saw a rakhi on the other side
Empti - lol the bugger must have seen some chick over there lol.
Cuckoo - lol how'd i kno wht bull the chick is concocting there. i went aftr it because it is having chakker with me. i kept on goin after it because it is stalkin me. jai euro ki. lol


12) Capture and Bring Back Cerebrus

Recreate DDLJ of DM. We want a fresh new couple.
Please see response on pg 3 - heterosexual couples for Karan's task.

That should keep you occupied big time I hope.