MOTW - The Second Apprentice - Page 56

The conclusion is the place where you _____________

When women are depressed, they ________. When men are depressed, they ________

Love is temporary insanity ____________

Before marriage, a man will ______________ something you say.
After marriage, he'll _____________ you finish.

Every fight is a food fight when______________

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that ____________

Pity your boss _________________

Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; ____________________

Motivation is when your dreams _________________

Experience is the name everyone gives to _____________________

A Freudian slip is when ____________________

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to __________________

Old Professors never die, _________________

There are two seasons in Scotland - ___________________________

How will you respond to these insults:

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS*******
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??!
mirrors don't talk but lucky for you %n they don't laugh
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
People like you are the reason I'm on medication.
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies
I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you. Don't bother leaving a message.
Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told you I thought you were cool? I LIED.
I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face
Damn not you again.......
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.
If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called you first.
I am not anti-social..I just don't like you
If you're gonna act like a dick you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one !!!
Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...
There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it.

Until you called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.