CID: Lapata duo ka ghoulish mystery!
Brijendar pariwar ka ghar, Sapnatown
Brijendar aur Susmindar: O ji balle balle! Aao aao tenu sabke sab ek sath baithke baat karte hai.
Priyalindar: Oy hoy shava shava, aisa lag rahi hai jaise hum koi Mahal me aa gaye hai!
Brijendar: After all hum Punjab di shaan hai! Very well respected pariwar!
Priyalindar: Are so to hai ji. Par Susmindar! Jaivindar aur Ashwindar kahan hai?
Susmindar: Are Jaivindar! Ashwindar! Ki hua waha dara darasa kyun khare ho tumdono? Dekho Priyalindar aaye hai.
Jaivindar aur Ashwindar: Sastriyakal Priya masi! Asal me hume lagte hai us kamre me koi hai.
Brijendar: Are tenu kya kah rahe ho. Waha to koi nahi hai.
Jaivindar aur Ashwindar: Are that's strange! Sirf hum dono ko hi kyun dikh raha hai.
Susmindar: Shahid tum dono thak gaye hoge. Chalo sab sone chal te hai. Waise bhi raat ho gaye hai. Priyalindar tum bhi chalo, tumhara bistar dikhati hun.
Sab soe hue hai. Ajanak do bhoot, Ravjot aur Yagya kuch awaz karte hai jo sirf Jaivindar aur Ashwindar ko sunai deti hai aur wo dono ghar se bahar nikal aati hai. Paas me ek raste se CID officers Abhijeet aur Daya ghar ja rahe the. Wahan Ravjot aur Yagya apne jadu se Abhijeet aur Daya ko behosh karke, wohi awaz karte karte, ek kamre me band kar diya. Jaivindar aur Ashwindar bhi us jagah pe awaz ko sunte sunte aa gaye aur wahi so pare. Sabah uthkar woh dono ghar jane hi wale the tab bhoot Ravjot aur Yagya un dono ke andar ghuskar Daya aur Abhijit ke ves me CID bureau aa gaye.
CID bureau
ACP sir: Are Abhijeet & Daya, ye case kitna asaan tha na? Itne jaldi khatam ho gaye ki pata hi
nahi chala.
Daya aur Abhijeet: Han! Mujhe to nahin laga tha ki hum un mujrimon ko jaldi pakar payenge.
Fredi: Sir, kyon na hum party kar ke humare kamiyabi ki jashn manae?
ACP sir: Han han zaroor.
Party scene
ACP sir: Are Daya aur Abhijeet tum dono aise chup chupke kya kar rahe ho?
Daya: Woh sir hum khushi me chit chat khel rahe the.
ACP sir: Ajib hai. Ye chit chat kya khel hai aur hum pahle bar thore na aise party kar rahe hai.
Pichle parties me to woh kabhi aise khel nahi khele to is party me ajanak un dono ko
kya ho gaya?
Sachin: Sir aap parishan kyon lag rahe hai?
ACP sir: Are Sachin! Daya aur Abhijeet badla badlasa nahi lag rahe hai? Tum jao un dono pe
nazar rakho aur kuch garbar laga ya pata chala to mujhe bata dena.
Sachin: Ji sir.
Sachin Fredi ko sab bata deta hai.
Fredi: Are mujhe bhi to yahi lagte hai. Chalo shuru karte hai jasusipan!
Sachin: Are Daya! Chit chat kya khel hai? Dikhao na tum log mobile me kaise khel rahe ho.
Fredi: Ye bachcho ka secret game hai kya?
Sachin: Fredi tum bhi na kaise bewakoofon ki tara sawal puch rahe ho.
Daya: Are mobile me nahi! Abhijeet baat kar rahe hai aur mai use elaborate kar raha hun.
Fredi tum bhi khelo na.
Fredi: Aise khel me mujhe maza nahi aate hai. Mai jata hun.
Sachin: Mai to un dono ko mobile me baat karte hue dekha par Daya to kuch aur kah rahe
hai. Mujhe pata karna hi parega ki baat kya hai.
Sachin ko call aate hai Brijendar se jo rokar apne bete Jaivindar aur Ashwindar ka lapata hone ka khabar dete hai. Sachin ACP ko batate hai. ACP ko phone me call aate hai.
ACP: Are oh tabhi woh dono... Achchha Sachin beuro me jo Daya aur Abhijeet hai woh ya to duplicate hai aur nahi to nakli hai. Abhi mujhe asli Daya aur Abhijeet ka phone call aya tha. Woh keh rahe the ke un dono ko kisine behosh karke kisi rundown ghar ke kamre me rakha tha. Woh dono ab kisi tarah nikal kar sidha yahan aa rahe hai.
Sachin: To yeh mamla hai! Jab asli Daya aur Abhijeet sir aayege tab hum un do nakli Abhijeet aur daya ki to band baja denge!
Fredy: Ek dam sahi kaha. Tab to aur koi hamse panga nahi le sake ge!
Real Daya and Abhijeet enter... ACP, Sachin and Fredy go to the fake duo.
ACP: Bolo tum dono kaun ho?
Sachin: Tum dono to asli duo kabhi ho hi nahi sakte!
Fake duo: Are hum to Daya aur Abhijeet hi hai.
Real duo dabang style: Are tum dono ko ek thapad marunga ke tum dono ke dimag tugde tugde ho jayege samjha na. Asli Daya aur Abhijeet tumhare samne khada hai ab bolo tum dono kaun ho?
Fredi: Kahin bhoot to nahi ho?
ACP: Kya phirse bhoot bhoot laga rakhe ho Fredy. Bhoot ke kahaniyon pe vishwas mat kiya karo.
Fake duo: Wah ACP sahib! Aap to apne team ke junior officer pe bhi bharosa nahi karte? Jis Fredy ko aap bewakoof samaj rahe hai na woh itna bewakoof to hai hi nahi. Aap to samajhdar hoke bhi ullu ke patthe nikle. Ha Ha Ha!
ACP: Abe mere bewakoofi na pakar ke sidhe point pe aa kar bolo ke tum dono kaun ho warna bahut pachtaoge.
Fake duo: Thik hai bata hi dete hai.
Real duo: Batane ke ilawa tum dono ke paas koi chara bhi nahi hai. Hamare dhai kilo ka hath hai samjhe. Ek marunga ke tum dono niche gir jaoge.
Fake duo magically turns into Jaiwinder and Ashwinder and says: Hum dono bhoot Ravjot aur Yagya hai jise tum cid walone goliyon se mara tha. Hum do bhoot, Jaiwinder aur Ashwinder ke andar ghuske duo ke ves me yahan aaye the.
Fredy: Bhoot! Dekha na sir mera shak sahi nikla.
Sachin: Woh Jaiwinder aur Ashwinder jiske lapata hone ka khabar mile the hume.
Purvi: Jaiwinder aur Ashwinder ke andar hi kyon ghuse tum dono? Koi aur nahi mila kya ghusne ke liye?
Bhoot Ravjot aur Yagya: Hum dono Jaiwinder aur Ashwinder ke andar isliye ghuse kyonki woh dono tum cid walon ke secretly madat kar rahe the . Tabhi to tum log asani se pichle case solve kar paye the.
ACP gets a call from police inspector Shauriya.
Inspector Shauriya: Are ACP, tumhare CID team ne jis criminal Chakulal ko pakda tha woh jail se bhag gaye.
ACP: Woh Chakulal jail se bhag kaise sakte hai. Tumhare bolpur thane mai to bahut security hai.
Bhoot Ravjot aur Yagya: Jab hum dono ne khud us Chakulal ko jail se bhagaya hai tab bhag kyon nahi sakte.
ACP to Inspector Shauriya: Hum Chakulal ko jaldi dhund nikalenge. Abhi phone rakhte hai.
Vivek: Chakulal ko tum dono bhoot kyon bhagaye?
Bhoot Ravjot aur Yagya: Are tum CID walon ke kaam ko asafal karne ke liye.
Kajal: Tum dono hum CID walon ke pichhe kyon pade ho. Tum dono ko marne ke liye humlogon se badla le rahe ho kya?
Bhoot Ravjot aur Yagya: Hum dono ko marne ke liye nahi. Hum dono ke mammi Gunwati aur papa Katileshwar ko marne ke liye tum CID walon se badla le rahe hum dono.
real duo: Gunwati aur Katileshwar ne kisika khoon kiya tha par apna guna kabul nahi kiye isiliye hum CID walon ko un dono ko marna pada. Isi wajah se to tum dono ko bhi hume marna pada tha.
CID team shows proofs to the two ghosts that confirm the fact that Gunwati and Katileshwar were involved in committing murders.
Bhoot Ravjot aur Yagya feeling guilty: Hume maaf kar dijiye sir. Shanti puja karke hum do aatmaon ko mukti de dijiye sir!
ACP: Yeh karnese to hum bhi mana nahi kar sakte kyonki hum aatmaon ko saza nahi dete.
Vivek: Sir maine pandit Narayan ko phone karke puja ka intezam kar diye hai. Pandra minute baad puja shuru hoga.
Puja at Beauro (Everyone does according to Pandit)
Everyone says: Om swaha! Mukti swaha! Shanti swaha! Om swaha!
Pandit sprays Ganga pani everywhere to purify the beauro.
Pandit: Puja sampand ho gaya hai aur un do atmaon ko mukti mil gaya hai. Ab mai chalta hun.
Jaivindar aur Ashwindar: Sir hum dono ko atmaon ke haath se bachane ke liye shukriya.
ACP: Are hume shukriya karne ki koi zaroorat nahi. Asal me to hume tum dono ko dhanyawad kehna chahiye CID ke madad karne ke liye.
Ashwinder gets call from friend Chakulal who informs Ashwinder about his plan to shoot random people at Sadhna Radha Krishna Mandir. Ashwinder tries to dissuade Chakulal but in vain.
Ashwinder: Sir abhi mujhe Chakulal ka phone ayaa tha. Woh kah rehe the ke wo Sadhna mandir me goliyon se logon ko marne wale hai.
ACP: Hum sub wahan chalte hai aur us Chakulal ko pakadte hai!
Jaivindar aur Ashwindar: Hum dono bhi jana chahte hai aap logon ke sath. Shayad aap logon ke kuch madad kar payenge.
ACP: Haan Haan kyon nahi!Mujhe to tum dono pe bahut garv ho raha hai kyonki tum dono ke wajah se CID ka naam ucha ho raha hai!
CID team along with Jaivindar aur Ashwindar reach Sadhna mandir.
Ashwinder: Are woh dekhiye Chakulal banduk chalane ki taiyari kar rahe hai! Jaldi use rokna chahiye!
ACP: Han sab chalo uske plan ka band bajakar use giraftar karte hai!
They cautiously come near Chakulal who was still preparing for shooting randomly. Vivek suddenly bumps into Chakulal causing the gun in Chakulal's hand to fly diagonally upwords. Duo Abhijit and Daya jump and catch it (the gun) together in filmy fashion while Chakulal is shockingly looking for his gun.
Daya and Abhijit: Tum is pistol ko to nahi dhund rahe the?
Chakulal: Mera pichha karna chhordo cid walon aur mera pistol wapas kar do!
ACP: Jaise tum gunah karna chhor nahi sakte, hum bhi tumhara pichha karna chhor nahi sakte.
Duo throw pistol to Sachin and he energetically catches it. Chakulal tries to run towards Sachin to snatch the gun but he sees that he surrounded by CID with no chance of escape. Duo slaps him in stylish way.
Chakulal: Tum logon ne mujhe thappar marne ki himmad kaise kiya!
Purvi: Tum ne masum logon ko marne ke bareme sochne ke himmad kaise kiya?
Chakulal: Himmad to karna para mujhe apne bhaiyon (Ravjot aur Yagya) ke maut ke badla lene ke liye.
Kajal: Tumhare bhaiyon ne guna kiya tha aur humare hath se bhagne ki koshish kiya tha isiliye hume un dono ko marna pada tha samjhe. Lagta hai tum bhi un dono ke raste me chal rahe ho.
Sachin : Tumhare do bhaiyon ko to marke bhi chain nahi mili thi. Tabhi to wo bhoot banke cid se apne mammi papa ke maut ka badla lene aya tha.
ACP: Han par hum bhooton ko saza nahi dete isiliye shanti puja karke un dono ko mukt kar diye the un dono ko line me ane ke baad.
Chakulal suddenly feels guilty and also indebted to CID.
Chakulal: Sir Hume upar bhej dijiye apne parivar ke paas. Swarg ya narak me se kahi bhej dijiye. Hum apne kiye pe sharminda hai.
Ashwinder: Hum tumhe pahle hi savdhan kiye the par tumne nahi sune. Ab bhukto iska fal.
ACP: Is Chakulal ko jail cell me bhejte hai phansi ka order ane tak.
Chakulal is sent to jail.
ACP: Jaivindar aur Ashwindar, tum dono ke pita phone kiye the hume tum dono ko dhundne ke liye. Chalo hum tumhe ghar chhod dete hai. Tumhare maa baap ko khush khabri bhi dene hai.
Brijendar pariwar ka ghar- They ring the bell.
Brijendar (darwaza kholne ke baad): Are Jaivinder aur Aishvindar kaha chale gaye the. Kya hua tha.
CID team informs him about everything that happened.
ACP: Apka beten bahut sahsik hai. Hum kal se un dono ko CID team me shamil karna chahte hai.
Brijendar family leaps with joy.
Jaivindar: Shukriya sir. Apne to humara ji khush kar diya!
ACP: Ab humlog chalte hai.
Susmindar: Are aplog kuch khake jaiye na.
Abhijeet aur Daya: Aj nahi koyi aur din aa jayege auntiji. Are Jaivindar aur Aishvindar kal subah 9:00 baje CID bureau me chale aana ok.
Jaivindar aur Aishvindar says ji sir with smile. They all say kabhi alvida na kahana. Epi ends!
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