hilarious story--always to be cont. - Page 3

Daya:- nahi sir, main chahata hoo jab tak yeh case solve nahi ho jata, yeh log yaha rahe...hamare mehmaan bankar...yaha ka mahool bhi bana rahega aur ho skta hain yeh log iss case ko solve krne main hamari madad bhi kre...

Abhijeet:- waise bhi yeh log Vivek aur Tasha se ton jyada he experience hain detection main...

Freddy:- ho bhi kyo na bai, pichle 10-10 saal se c.i.d ke regular follower hain...jaise megacatch mosquito trap machro ko follow krta hain waise he yeh loh hamare followers hain sir...

Acp:- haan thik hain thik hain...inse bhi puch lo, kyo bhai kroge hamare sath kaam..

sabhi ( in one tune ) its pleasure sir... 😛

Salunke ( enters ):- aree yeh main kya sun raha hoo...c.i.d vale ab 1 case solve krne ke liye in bacho ki madad lenge....kya din aagaye hain?

hum 4 ( in one tune ) chote bache jankar humse na takrana re...roorhi roorhi rampam....

sunny:- waise bhi sir hum tarika jii se ton jyada he intelligent honge...

Bhinder:- haan, mujhe nahi lagta kabhi usne apne dimaag ka istymal kiya hoga..mujhe ton lagta hain voh 1 he line bolne ke paise leti hain " haan abhijeet, sir theek keh rahe hain " sara kujh ton salunke sir krte hain..uski apni productivity level kya hain?

Abhijjet:- chup kro tum log...pyaar se baat kya kar li, sir par dance kroge hamare ab tum log...haan?

cute sri..:- sorry sir..bache nadan hain....maafkar dejiye inko...but sir apko 1 baat ton man ni hogi..?

Daya:- voh kya?

cute sri..:- jitne dialogue Tasha, vivek ne 10 episode main nahi bole honge...uss se jyada inho he 20 min main bol diya..

Shreela:- hehehhehehe

Tasha:- kyo jyada dand nikalti hain?? do parshad?

Acp:- control urself Tasha..gussa auna jyaj hain...baat bhi ton sahi hain..

Vivek:- sir app bhi..hoooo jao main nahi apse bolta...app gande ho...( in Kids Tune )

Acp :- arrey mazak kr raha ho..chill guys..

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great going guys. I will confess tomorrow as just came back. tired now. Open up my brains 2morrow.

Shreela: sir main zyada din ianha nehi rukh sakti, mera classes start ho jayega. par CIDko case solve karne mein bas 1 ghante hi lagte hai na? ACP: haan, woh to hai!

shreela:- thik hain thik hain..jo bhi krna hain please sir jaldi kijiye....nahi ton acha nahi hoga 😳

Acp:- dhamki c.i.d ko dhamki...tumari itni himmat ladhki...

Tasha:- nahi ton kya hain?? kya kregi tu...humko bhi ton pta chle..

Shreela:- nahi ton main DCP sir ko bol doongi ke app C.I.D vale baki kaam chodkar..apas main cricket khel rahe hain...fer dekhna kya hooga app logo ka...DCP nu dasage, kutt pava ke hasage... 😛

Freddy to Abhijeet ( in ear ):- hehehe sir isse kya pta DCP sir ton app league ke commenter hain aur organizer bhi...

Abhijeet:- tum chup he raho freddy..

Acp.:- thik hain thik hain....Abhi KPS Gill ko bulao yaha....hockey ke bujhe huye chirag ko hume krte hain roshan ab...

Abhijeet:- Sir maine phone kiya tha..woh ton puri hockey team ko lekar Shimla chutiyo par gye hoye hain...

Acp:- waah...palle dheli nahi and kehndi maa mele jana.. (punjabi kahavat which means:- dont have even a penny, and insisting mom i have to see fair ) iss case ne ton naak main dam krke rakha hain, jitna suljhate hain utna he uljhta jata hain..

Daya:- haan sir...samjh main nahi aa raha kre ton kya kare...

Freddy:- Sir mujhe ton bahut bhukh lagi hain..pehle kujh khane ko ho jaye..fer bethkar sochte hain kya krna hain..

Vivek:- haan sir, mujhe lagta hain, freddy sir thik bol rahe hain..

Acp:- vivek tum ton chup he raho..khane ko hamesha jubaan latakti rehti hain...chlo thik hain..sabh apne apne tiffin open kro..

everyone open their tiffins..

Acp:- mere chand sitaro...c.i.d ke dulao ..I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let's start with
Your tiffins.....

Freddy to Daya ( slow voice ) Acp sir app ton kujh late nahi hain khane ke liye...hamare tiffins pe buri nazar rkhte hain...itne pyaar se meri beewi mere liye khana banakar bhejti hain..aur ACP ..

Daya to freddy:- hum khud banakar laate hain..Acp sir woh nahi chod te ..tumari ton fer bhi beewi hain banane ko..

Acp:- freddy, Daya yeh kya ghusar fussar ho rahi hain...kya hain ajj khane ko..

Daya:- Sir...Badam hain sir with milk and butter....

Acp:- as usual....

Daya:- hummm

Acp:- tumhe pta hain Acp ko Badam's se allergy hain...isse liye Badam late ho na..

Daya:- silent...

Acp:- freddy tumare pass kya hain ajj? kya bheja hain beewi ne ajj..

Freddy:- sir ajj allo ke paronthe hain...

Acp:- nahi nahi woh nahi...freddy tum bhi kha kar tym sir ghar pahuch jana....waise bhi beuro main ajj ghutan bahut hain....

Freddy: ( thinking ) yessss yoooo main ton beewi ko buloga roz he paronthe de....itni dehshat ton asli bombb ki nahi hoti, jitni iski hain Acp sir ko....

Acp :- tum bolo vivek aur tasha...

Vivek:- sir voh mere pass bhi allo ke paronthe hain..

Tasha:- sir sir mere pass bhi..haan mere pass bhi wahi hain.....

Acp:- chee chee....Aur Abhijeet tum laye ho kuch khane ko aur meri tarah he....

Abhijeet:- sir voh Dr Trika layi hain na....

Acp:- uska laya hoya ton Salunke kha jayega...tumare hath kya lagega....

Shreela to Bhinder ( lower voice ):- mujhe ton bahut bhukh lagi hain...kro na please kuch..

Bhinder to Sri:- tum bolo na bhukh lagi hain mujhe bhi bahut...

Shri to Sunny:- please bhaiya ( no offence Guys--just imagine ) bolo na app he kuch...m damn hungery....

Acp:- kaunsa plan bana rahe ho..tum 4...hain??

Shreela:- sir voh bhukh lagi hain bahut hume bhi...

Acp:- beta i can understand your feelings...mujhe bhi bahut bhukh lagi hain...

Abhijeet :- ( faking cough )--

Acp:- haan pta hain.. Abhijeet...tumhe bhi ajj Tarika ne dhokha de diya hain....khana khilane nahi ayi woh ajj...

Bhinder:- Sir bahar se khana order kre...

Acp:- kyo?? paise tera baap dega ..kya hain??

Bhinder:- thinking ( ACP sir kanjoos makhichoos )

Bhinder:- main de doonga sir..fikar nor...waise bhi 1AD= 42 Indian rupee....

Abhijeet:- waah kise ne ton dil nikala....

ACP ( thinking ):- lagta hain iska hath hain trophy churane main...nahi ton koyi itne paise khane pe kyo kharchega...kuch ton gadbad hain....jo main dekh nahi raha..kuch ton hain aisa....

ACP: ek minute bhinder tumne to kaha tha tum chef ho Australian hotel main. Hum kaisi man le. Ab dikhao ki tum wakai mein chef ho.

Other members of forum to (bhinder): best of luck.

Bhinder (murmering to himself): gaye kam se. ACP sir ka dimag bhokhe pet bhi chalta hai.

Abhijeet (walks to other members): kyun. kuch gadbad hai.

Everyone reacts like "we don't know"

ACP: Chalo bahi ab apne haath se bana khana khilayenge ye bhinder. Tabhi mujhe yakin hoga ye chef hai.

Bhinder:- app din raat goliya aur kuch log beewi ki dant ( pointing to freddy ) khane vale log bhi ajj kya yaad krege...kabhi kise ne kujh bana kr khilayea tha..

Acp:- ( thinking ) mujhe ton lagta hain..yeh sirf murakh he bana skta hain..aur kuch nahi..

Acp:- chlo ab start ho jao...itna tym nahi hain hamare pass...

Bhinder:- aise keh dene se khana bana do...ban nahi jata sir..kuch mehnat bhi krni padhti hain...sach mano ton Daya sir ne appko hawa de rakhi hain..apne bola nahi ke Darwaza todh do, darwaza todh diya...app ton mehnat krna bhool he gye hain..

Acp:- ab apni chonj band rkho aur kuch banao khane ko..aur haa jo bhi banao yummy yummy[ :p ] hona chahiye..smjhe?

Bhinder:- ok sir...app ko sikakyat ka moka nahi doonga...

Acp:- thats lyk a good Cidians...
😉

Bhinder:- woh ton thik hain lekin khana banane ki liye kitchen bhi chahiye na..

Abhijeet:- arrey haa..yeh ton humne socha he nahi..

Freddy:- sir mere pass 1 idea hain...

Acp:- yeh lo...apni beewi ko yaad kiye bina kuch bhi bolo..

Freddy:- sir, forsenic lab main jab bhi hum jate hain...voh colored chemicals boil ho rahe hote hain hamesha...mujhe lagta hain ab 3-4 saal main voh kafi boil ho gye honge..kyo na hum voh hatta kar vaha pe Bhinder ko apni skills dekhane ka moka de..

Abhijeet:- waise bhi salunke aur tarika jii ke skill ton hum 3-4 saal se dekh rahe hain..ajj mood hain kuch naya ho jaye..

Acp:- waise bhi agar woh chemical hatta diye jaye ton voh kise bhi angel se forsenic lab ton dekhige nahi...

Daya:- chlo vahi chlte hain....freddy tum list bana lo saman ki aur pass vale sabzi vale se sabjiya le aou..

Abhijeet:- aur haa salt aur baki se masale lane mat bhoolna..

Freddy:- sir masale ton main MDJ he laoga...meri beewi vahi use krti hain....sabzi aise banti hain ke log ungiya chat te reh jate hain...nahi yakeen ton ACP sir se puch lo..

Acp:- chup kro freddy..tumara tiffin kya kha leta ho..tum ton tahne dene lag gye...ab jao and jaldi se aou ..aur haa knife bhi le ana....sabziya kattne ke liye..

Everyone is Lab......

Salunke doing some experiments

Acp ( entered ):- Areey Salunkee jaldi se apna bori bistra uthao aur side main bethkar hamara khel dekho...bahut bhukh lagi hain kasam se...

Salunke:- bhukh lagi hain ton Boric Acid ke do spoon le lo..na rahega bans na bajegi bansoori...

Acp:- Daya, hatao iska yeh saman..aur apna saman set kro yaha pe..

Freddy, vivek enters--------

Tasha:- yeh lo saman bhi agaya...ab bas Bhinder jaldi se start ho jao...i m feeling like bhukhi sherni...

Bhinder:- Sir, yaha is stove pe se yeh filter hatao aur hamara cooker rakh do...ab yeh batao pyaaj aur baki ki sabziya kaun katega?

Acp:- Freddy aur vivek start ho jao....tasha tum bhi join kroo..

Freddy:- main nahi kuch kroga...koi bhi kaam hota hain freddy start ho jao...ap khudh bhi hath per chla liya kro na sir..

Acp :- thik hain thik hain...main pyaaj kat ta ho...Bhinder tum sabjiya katoo..

Bhinder:- oh shit..sir machis lana ton bhool he gye...

Daya:- koi baat nahi..hamari pistol kis din kaam ayegi...Daya shoot...and stove lighted up...

Acp:- kya fass gya....kabhi socha nahi tha...yeh kaam bhi krna padega...

Salunke:- kya din agaye hain ACP ke..chee chee

Acp:- apni chonj band rakh salunke..pet ke liye kuch bhi krna padhta hain..app ton Tarika ka laya hya khana lapet gya...aur batein soojh rahi hain..

Vivek:- c'mon Acp sir...zor laga ke hayisha..aur fast sir ...

Acp:- eyebrow up...

Vivek:- sorry sir..

Acp:- Bhinder tum sabzi banao...tasha aur tarika tum dono rotiya pakao..iss kam main Shreela aur Sri..tumari help kregi...

Daya:- aur hum kya krege utna tym sir...

Freddy:- Sir mere pass 1 idea hain..

Acp:- bolo..ajj tumara dimaag pehli baar acha chal raha hain..

Freddy:- woh sir..khana ban raha hain na...sir kyo na hum loh tab tak cards khele...

Abhijeet:- lekin Freddy cards lekar kaun ayega..

Freddy:- aisi cheeze freddy hamesha apni pocket main rkhta hain..

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moving towards end

Binder: No playing khana ready hai.

Everyone eats yummy food.

ACP: tum khana achha banate ho.

Salunke: hello boss forensic ko hamesha ke liye to kitchen mein badlne ka irada to nahi.

Abhijeet: nahi sir. kya baat kar rahe ho.

Salunke: sochna bhi mat. Waise humme ek sabut mila hai.

Everyone: kya.

Salunke: ye dekho ye ek paper hai. ismein plan hai trophy churane ka.

ACP: matlab. Pehle se hi planning. (to members) kisne banaya plan.

ACP getting very angry asked to match handwriting of each

With some confidence

Sunny: sir ye plan maine banaya.

ACP: kya tumne. Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi. Mujhe sab pe shaq tha khas kar ke bhinder pe. Lekin tum. Batao ab statue ban ke kyun khade ho.

Sunny: vo. Vo.vo.

Abhijeet: sir pyaar se bhi bat kar sakte hai. bachha hai bechara.

ACP: to tumhi pyaar se poch lo. Mujhe trophy aur usko churanee wala dono chahiye.

Daya : kyun kiya aisa

Sunny: sir maine plan h baya tha lekin mere chori karne se pehle hi trophy chori ho gayi

ACP: ye lo. Sun lo.

Every CID member leave as ACP called them.

Shreela: aisa kyun kiya. bahaduri ka medal mil gaya ACP sir.

Bhinder: ab sir hamme chodenge nahi.

Cute. Sri: kya sochenge plan aise bante hai.

ACP enters

(To every member) to tum log bata do isse plan kaise bante hai

ACP (to sunny): tumhare plan ke bare mein kis kis ko pata tha. Un mein se hi kissi ka kaam hai. kitne hai batao

Sunny: sir exactly to pata nahi 50 ke as pas honge.

Salunke: mujhe to yahi samajh mein nahi a raha second semifinal se pehle kyun churai.

Shreela: main batati hoon sir. hum puri CID teamke fans hai, par Daya sir aur Abhijit sir humare liye... mera matlab hai..., we love them heartily. pata hai, humein sabse zyada keya attract karte hai? in dono ki dosti!😍 Sunny: aur hum inke beech dushmani nehi dekh sakte... chahe woh khel mein hi kiun na ho! isliye humne yeh plan banaya.

emotional set up wow.
Abhi & Daya: sir humme hamari trophy mil gayi.

ACP: dekho main samajh raha hon tum kya keh rahe ho. Trophy churane wala abhi mila nahi. kya pata kal ko wo koi aur trophy chura le.
waise bhi agla World Cup India mein hona hai.


Freddy: chodiye na sir bewajah ye bachhe.
ACP: ye bacche hai. itna katarnak plan banate hai. CID ki presence mein chori karna. main nahi manonga. Aj tak CID ne kissi mujrim ko nahi choda. Koi bhi case bina solve kiye dam nahi liya. aaj phir achanak ye sab kyun.

Abhi : theek hai Sir, hum trophy ka pata jaroor lagaenge..lekin ek request hai sir..

ACP(raisning one eyebrow) :Kya?