hilarious story--always to be cont.

Please everyone participate to make it hilarious. Everyone will contribute with dialogues.

NO offenses meant for any one.

Since there are 8 teams in IPL and 8 members in CID. From next year teams will be increased so will be the member in CID. But leave it. With current team- we go.

Situation is like each is captain of its team and each team is recognized by its Captains name so that no offences to Regions and franchise. Matches played and finally 4 team got through to semi-final are---(very-very difficult for me.) our trio and Salunke.

1^st semifinal ACP vs Salunke- ACP team wins

2^nd semifinal Abhi vs Daya--- before match starts IPL trophy is stolen by someone. Now who stole the trophy.

Final result I thought its stolen by members of CID forum because they cannot see semifinal match between Abhi-Daya. any one can change final result according to situation. But lets first start It for fun.

Hilarious situation can be gone through.

Shaq ke dayre mein sabhi CID officers. Now from here hilarious dialogues.

I will start--

ACP:- mujhe to salunke pe shaq hai vo nahi chahta main jeet jaon.

Salunke:- maine tumhe jeetne diya semifinal. lekin trophy to dossre semifinal ke pehle chori hui hai.

Abhijeet:- app kehna kya chahte hai maine chori ki hai. kya main jeet nahi sakta.

Daya:- ye to sirf ek match hi hai.

Salunke: phir to ye ACP ne churai hai. Usse malloom tha vo final har jayega. 2nd semifinal hone hi na do.

ACP: akri bar trophy ke pass kaun gaya tha.


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acp: aakhri baar trophy ke paas kaun gaya tha? 😡😆
😆taasha : pata nahi sir.. ham toh khel dekh rahe the..😕


Taarika: Sir jahan trophy rakha hai us table pe se finger prints nikalenge aur sabke finger prints se match karne se toh shyad choor pakda jayega...😃😊

Dr.Salunkhe: kya taarika? tum soch kya rahi ho? yeh jo bhi idher hai cid hai..koi maamuli choor nahi hai.. cid bahut chalaak aur hoshiyaar hai.😊. cid thodi apne finger prints chood degi? 😡 kisi ka bhi finger prints nahi milega.....

acp: salunkhe mujhe pata tum hi kuch gad bad kiya hai.. kyon ki dr hi har samay gloves pehentha hai..

salunkhe: janaab ap bhi toh investigation ke liye gloves pehenthe hai..😆
acp: theke abhi, daya.. tum theek tarah se check karo kuch na kuch suraag toh mil jayega..

daya; sir mujhe kuch mila hai..

abhi: kya mila hein? daya
daya: mujhe toh ek baal mila hai..
acp: baaal.??
abhi: sir shyad itna lamba baal ek ladiki ki ho sakthi hai..
acp: toh teera matlab hai yeh ....
taasha: sir mein toh match dekh rahi thi...mein sach keh rahi hoon...chahiye toh freddy sir se poochiye..
freddy: (in lower voice)beech mein mujhe phasa di... sir mein aur mere wife toh match dekh rahe the aur taasha toh meri wife ke bagal mein baiti thi..
acp: taarika kahi tune .. abhijeeth ko win karwane keleye.......
taarika: nahi..nahi sir.. main aise nahi karoongi..main kyon trophy churaungi😭.. abhijit toh acha khelta hain aur mujhe iska bharoosa hai.😉😛. yeh to ek khel hai.. waise bhi yeh ..mera baal nahi ho saktha kyun ki mere choti choti curled baaal hai..😆
muskaan: sab mere taraf kyon dekh rahe hain.. main toh galery mein hoon .. aur udher se trophy tak aana toh muskaan ke liye muskhil hai..😲main ek spectator hoon mujhe is trophy se kuch lene dena nahi hai..🤓

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😛😊

ACP:- fer bhi check ton krna padega na.....iss 1 baal ki keemat tum log kya jano 😉 ...nahi ton salunke se puchlo..( commented on his fake hairs)...kyo salunke saab

salunke:- ACP yaar tere main se har baar jalne ki badboo kyo aati hain...

ACP:- waise bhi jiske pass jo cheez hoti hain ..uski ADMI kadar nahi krta..isse liye tum log iss baal ko pehchan ne se inkaar kr rahe ho..

Tasha, Tarika aur muskaan:- ( ek sath)... sir hum admi thora..hum ton aurte hain,...kadar ton admi nahi krte na...

Freddy:- lo sir aur beizati kralo...main ton kehta hoo yeh series agle saal ke liye postpone kr dete hain...kya fyada apne logo ki tang khichne ka..

vivek:- sir, mujhe bhi lagta hain..freddy sir theek keh rahe hain..

Abhijeet:- tum dono ton bolo he mat...semifinal main qualify nahi kr paye isse liye aisi battein krte ho na?

Daya:- haan...thik kaha abhijeet....bandar kya jane adrak ka swaad ...( no offence guys )

Acp to Salunke :- tum DNA ki tyaari kro...abhi bhi moka hain bata do..abhi bhi bol raha hoon...chodaga nahi jisne mere final jeetne ke sapno pe pani feda hain...

Everyone look at each other....

Acp :- lagta hain tum log aise nahi manoge....salunke mujhe ajj sham tak Tasha, Trika, Muskaan aur freddy ki beewi ke balo ki DNA report chhaiye...

Freddy: sir, kya keh rahe hoo..meri beewi bhi??

Acp;- haan freddy..ho skta hain tumari beewi yeh sehan na kr saki ho ke tum semifinal main qualify nahi kr sake aur ACP kr gya aur isse liye usne...

Freddy:- aisa nahi ho skta sir?

Salunke:- kyo aisa kyo nahi ho skta?

Freddy:- mujhe maloom hain..meri beewi aisa kabhi nahi kregi..

Daya:- freddy aise hawa main teer marne se kujh nahi hoga...trophy ton chori hoyi hain na...

Tarika :- lekin sir, main aisa kyo krogi..mujhe kya milega?

Salunke:- kyo bhool gyi? kaise 5 vaar abhijjet ke naam ki mala japte hoye..apne uper sulphuric acid
daal liya tha..

Tarika:- sir..voo ton bas ..aise he ( sharmate hoye )

Acp:- tarika yaha pe koi bhi dhudh leta bacha nahi hain...sabh maloom hain humein ..kaise tum hamare sabhse honhar officer Abhijeet ko apne jaal main faansh rahi hoo...

Abhijeet:- kya bol rahe ho app Acp sir...bevaja vichari Tarika jee uper ilzaam la rahe ho...main keh deta hoo yeh achi baat nahi hain..haa....( Abhijjet now looking at tarika with smile:-) tarika jii mujhe ton pta bhi nahi tha ke app bhi??

Daya:- sir, aise ton Abhijeet trophy aur Tarika jii dono ko le jayega...

Acp;- koi baat nahi sham tak dhudh ka dhudh aur pani ka pani ho jayega Daya...


in the evening

everyone enters forsenic lab...

Acp:- kyo salunke...mooh kyo latkayea hain hamesha ki tarah? haan??...mila kujh ??

Salunke:- nahi boss...yeh baal inh main se kisi ka bhi nahi hain...

everyone astonished......

Daya:- lekin sir yeh kaise ho skta hain..??

Salunke:- Daya sabh kujh tumare samne he ton hain....ab mere ton baal bhi nahi hain itne lambe..nahi ton tumare ACP sir yeh kehte second na late ke maine kujh gadbad ki hain ( reffering to case of missing bullet)

Freddy:- sir mujhe ton lagta hain yeh attma ka chakar hain sir...

Acp:- kahi tum apni beewi ko pyaar se attma ton nahi bulate?? har baar attma vattma...kya hain yeh freddy? haa

Freddy :- sorry sir...:P

Daya:- sir humein 1 bar fer us jagah ki tailashi leni chahiye...kuch ton jaroor milega..

Acp:- haan Daya...mujhe ton samjh nahi aa rahi yeh kaam kar kaun skta hain....

Tasha:- wahi ton sir...ab ton app hum pe bhi nahi shak kr skte...

Abhijeet aur Daya ( apas main in lower voice):- abhijeet:- mujhe ton lagta hain..yeh kaam ACP ka he hain...unhe maloom tha ke hum log final main unpe badhi par skte hain..isse liye shyadd...Daya:- haan Abhijeet hoo skta hain..

Acp to Abhi and Daya:- tum dono kya hamesha ki tarah apas main gushar pushar kr rahe ho..sidhe sidhe bolo kya baat hain..

Daya:- kujh nahi sir ,..hum ton bas aise he..

Vivek:- mujhe ton lagta hain sir yeh kise ki chal hain C.I.D main darar daalne ke liye...

Abhijeet:- kahi yeh kaam indian hockey team ka ton nahi hain?? app ko trophy milli nahi world cup main aur hamari bhi shean layi...

Acp:- haan..abhijeet ho skta hain...

Salunke:- lekin yeh trophy voh chupayege kaha ..boss...

Acp:- KPS Gill ( president of indian hockey fed.).....yes...ajj subah he mujhe uska SMS ayea tha ke "ACP --jo hamari hoo nahi payi voo kisi ki hoo nahi skti....tabhi main soch raha tha ke iska kya matlab hoo skta hain..ab samjh main ayea...mujhe uske ghar ka search warrant chahiye...

C.I.D team reached his house...

Freddy:- sir hum jab bhi kahi aate hain, darwaza band he kyo hota hain?...

Daya:-(thinking:- pe gya syapa meri jaan nu)... sir ..ajj main darwaza nahi todhoga...Daya darwaza todh do Daya darwaza todh do..kabh tak Darwaje todhoga main haa? 12 saal ho chuke hain...kabhi koi kaam khud bhi karo na...
Daya sit on the stairs...and says ---main bhi dekhta hoon ajj..chlo todh do darwaza..

Acp:- Daya tum aisa nahi kr skte hamare sath....

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Note:( no offence guys...its just fun...)

Abhijeet: yes sir. aaj freddy todega.
Vivek: sir ek bar aur bell bajage dekh lete hai. shayad.
Freddy: tumhe kya laga main darwaza nahi tod sakta.

ACP: tum log apni behas band karo nahi to darwaza mujhe todna padega. Jo bhi ho main andar ja ke rahunga.

suddenly door opens and servant comes outside. and he is about to walk away.

Abhijeet: itni der se hum bell mar rahein ahi sunai nahi deta.
servant: sir bell Kharab hai (bell not working).

everybody watching each other.
ACP: meri 30 saal ki service mein maine ye pehli bar suna hai. chodo saab khar mein hai.

Servant: nahi sir.
Acp: humme talashi leni hai. daya tum yahi bade rahoge ki chaloge.

CID searching they find one photograph of Daya and Abhi with the trophy.

ACP: ye kya hai isliye tum darwaza nahi tod rahe the.
Daya: nahi sir ye to.
ACP: ye to kya
Abhijeet: sir ye to series shuru hone se pehle jo sab ne turn by turn trophy ke saath photo khichwayi thi vo hai. Aisi to aap ki bhi hogi

ACP: abhi pata chal jayega kitna sach hai.

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ACP: is ghar ka ek ek kona check karo, kuch toh zarur milega.

Abhijeet: sir ho sakta hai ye chaar hi na ho aur bhi ho.
Daya: ya phir inhe phasaya gya ho.

ACP: tum dono inhe bachane mein kyun lage ho.
Vivek: ho sakta hai sir.
Freddy: sir koi pakka sanut to bhi nahi hai.

ACP: ufffff.... (he leaves)

Tasha: sir itni tension mein kyun lag rahe hai.
Abhijeet: Koi hammare hote hue hammari hi trophy utha ke le gaya. tension to hogi hi.

Freddy: sir is photograph ka kya karna hai.
Daya: ye photograph series shuru hone se pehli ki hai. tum isse rehne do
ACP comes back he listens

ACP: rehne kyun do. har kissi ne akele photo khichwai thi trophy ke saath aur tum dono ne ek sath kaise. kuch to gadbad hai.

Abhijeet: aap kehna chahte hai ye pehle se hi plan hai.
ACP: jab tak ye photograph authenticate nahi hoti tab tak... Vivek tum un baki numbers ke bare mein pata karo. unse bhi puchtach karni hai.

abhijeet to Daya( lower voice ):- ACP sir kabhi ander aa rahe hain kabhi bahar yeh chakar kya hain boss?

Daya:- arre abhijeet kahi tum bhi vahi ton nahi soch rahe jo main soch raha hoo...

Abhijeet:- haan Daya.. sir kuch jyada he preshan lag rahe hain..kahi unhe pta ton nahi chl gya ke hume unki short length ki bowling par kamjoori ka pta chal chuka hain...

Daya:- ton yeh chakar hain boss..

Daya to Acp:- sir kya baat hain, agar match practise ki lodh hain ton ground main jayiye na, jaha vaha kyo chakar laga hain raho sir.

Acp:-KAHA ki practise Daya, jab murgi ne sone ke andhe dena he band kedeya ton, uske liye, dana kyo khareede...jab trophy he chori hogyi ton practise ka kya fyada..waise bhi.yeh mera style hain....

Daya :- ( thinking ) baap re baap aisa style...bhagwaan he bachaye aise style se ton....

Daya to Acp:-sorry sir....

Acp:- theek hain theek hain.....batao kuch pta chla un logo ka ...jinke number mile the mobile se...

Freddy:- Sir humne phone kiya hain....3 log Sunny, CUTE...SRI,shreela atte he honge...aur Bhinder kamboj ton australia main hain..woh kaise trophy chura skta hain....

Acp:(eyebrow up) kujh bhi ho skta hain freddyy..kuch bhi...mere dushmano ki kami nahi hain...koi bhi nahi chahata ke main jee jao.....

Abhijeet:- Tasha usse bhi phone krke yaha bulao...

Tasha:- sir maine bola tha...lekin usne mana kar diya ke ticket bahut expensive hain...waise bhi garmi hain voh nahi aa skta...

Acp:- kuch ton gadbadh hain, kuch ton gadbadh hain...paise main doonga bulao usse bhi...yeh meri izzat ka swaal hain...

Daya:- sir apki monthle income ton 55hazzar hain..fer mumbai main rehna...itne kharche.ticket ka intzaam kaisa hoga....

Acp:- uss se tumhe kya..main apni beewi ke gehne bhi bech doonga agar jarurat padhi ton ..lekin trophy jeet kar he rahoga...bulayo usse bhi australia se...pata nahi duniya ke kis kis kone main mere dushman baithe hain.....ACP(thinking) main kya itna poluler ho..

Next morning........everyone arrives........

Tasha:- good morning sir..voh log aa gaye hain.....

guys everyone writing very good and awesome but just a request can we have clean hilarious story.

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Tasha:- good morning sir..voh log aa gaye hain....

Abhijeet: sir bechare bachhe hai. ye trophy nahi chura sakte.

ACP: tum rehne do. Chor koi bhi ho sakta hai aur CID se bach jaye aisa kaise.

CD enquires but couldn't find anything.

ACP: mujhe shaq hai inpe. Ye akele nahi hai. Abhijeet-daya mujhe 24 ghante ke andar inka poora ka poora gang yahan bureau mein chahiye.

After 24 hours.Every member of the CID forum there. chalo bachho sabb phas gaye.

ACP: kisne chorai trophy aur kyun.

Daya (to his CID team except ACP): inke khilaff aisa kaun sa sabot hai jo ACP sir inke peeche hi pad gaye.

Every member of CID forum standing there. But no response.

Daya(to ACP): sorry sir is bar main apki koi matad nahi kar sakta. (he means no slap from his side)

ACP (to members): tum log mujhse jyada din tak chupa nahi sakte. Sach kya hai bolo.

ACP staring everyone with his eyes

Now its your turn members who will confess before ACP that he/she stole. While confession make confession as you will actually make. It could be any way. (You name yourself or make story or name others) . Just tell what will be your response. Put yourself in situation as you are also one of them and give response to ACP's question.

Guys now just respond to the ACP's question in your unique way. ACP is waiting.

Every memeber of this forum is caught.Everyone participate in confession

Acp:- haan bhi australila ke kangaroo tu bol pehle....tmari australians ki kisi ki khushi bardashat na krne ki adat abhi tak gyi nahi?? woh bhi c.i.d ke ACP ki..hain..

Daya:- Sir bacha hain abhi 19 saal ka...kyo dra rahe ho aise baat krke..thora pyaar se pucho na..

Acp:- nahi Daya latto ke bhoot batto se nahi mante...specially yeh australians...inko pta hain iss bar cricket main world cup jeetna mishkil hain..isse liye C.I.D ki trophy chura lo...kuch ton hath lage...

Abhijeet:- lekin sir, is main iss ka kya hath ho skta hain....shakal ton dekhiye iss bichare ki..

Acp:- haan, shakal se he kamina lag raha hain..ab chup kyo hain Bhinder kamboj...bholi si shakal banakar kam nahi chlega..bol kyo churayi meri trophy..

Abhijeet:- sir yeh ton galat hain...abhi final huya bhi nahi aur pehle he app ki trophy ho gyi....semifinal main easy match khelkar apne app ko champion mat smjho sir....salunke ko harane ka kya hain...woh ton cricket ball ko bhi sodium ka gola kehkar bulata hain...aur isse dar se wicket se hatt jata hain..kahi gola fatt na jaye..aur issi chakar main aut ho jata hain...

Daya:- haan abhijeet..maine bhi semifimal se pehle usse bote suna tha ke coloured bowling chemical ke bina vali lab( cricket ground ) pehli baar vekh raha hoon..aur yaha ton tarika bhi nahi hain...😭 ..

Acp:- chlo thik hain..trophy ton milne do, tum logo ko bhi dekh looga...

Bhinder:- Sir agar app logo ki ladhayi band hogyi ho ton main bhi kuch bolo....

Freddy:- sir bacha hushiyaar lagta hain,

Acp:- freddy, iss jaise hushiar bacho ke school da main principal hoo...haan bol kya chakar hain..kyo churayi trophy?/

Bhinder:- sir, main itna vehla thora hoo..jo australia se apki trophy churane aou...plz mera yakeen kijiye sir jis raat yeh sabh hoya main ton kaam kr raha tha...

Acp:- hahahahhahahaa aisse bahane roz sunta ho main...kuch naya bol..

Bhinder:- sir yakeen nahi aata ton app meri workplace pe phone krke puch skte hain..

Acp:- kaam kaunsa krte ho tu...

Bhinder:- sir chef ho...australian hotel main...

Acp:- ohh ton bacha chef hain....badhiya hain jail main ap bhi khayega aur apne sathiyo ko bhi chopri rotti banakar khilayega..chl bata KPS Gill ke mobile main tera number kaise ayea...

Bhinder:- vooo vooo vo ton sir????????

Acp:- bas bolti band..dekha abhijeet main nahi kehta tha...kuch ton gadbadh hain...

Abhijeet:- sir app ko ton adat hain yeh bolne ki..ab ton dhyan bhi nahi rehta apne yeh bola bhi hain ya nahi...

Acp:- ( angry) Abhijeet..........

Abhi:- sorry sir..main ton bas...sir kyo shak kr rahe ho iss bache pe...bekassor hain sir..

Daya:- haan sir...

Acp:- tum dono ko iski bahut fikar hain...kahi tum dono bhi ton iske sath mile hoye ton nahi ho...

Abhijeet:- vaah sir vaah...itne salo ki imaandari ka yeh inaam diya apne..( angry- walked outside)

Acp:- pehle sab log chlo Abhijeet ko manane chlte hain...iss se baad main puchgash krege...tu yahi betho...

Daya:- sir tareeka jii ko bhi bula lete hain...Abhijeet ko manane main mushkil nahi hogi..

Freddy:- haan sir teri wife ko bhi bula lete hain...

Acp:- hain bhagwaan...tumari beewi yaha aakar bhangra dhalegi kya??

Freddy:(cryding mode):- haa haa sir main ton bas waise he..

Daya ( to 4 members ) tum log yahi betho hum atte hain abhijeet ko manakar...

Bhinder:- sir atte time mere layi 1 ice cream jaroor le ana plz sir..

Acp:- kabar main per hain..aur kehta hain mela dekhne jaoga...

Daya:- koi baat nahi sir..paise main de doonga...waise bhi............

Acp:- :(angry) chlo ab sabh log........

c.i.d team back after 1 hour.............