Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? coz u r bound 2 off it whn it goes off so thts y....lol
Why do we call it a 'drive-thru' if you have to stop the car to place your order? coz ur behind the wheel whn ordering
Why does mineral water that has 'trickled through mountains for centuries' go out of date next year? maybe coz its travelling through centuries....hehehe
Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors? no idea....
If you're blind can you see your dreams? ofcourse u can ....u dnt need eyes 2 see them but pure heart n soul n come 2 think of it if we needed eyes 2 dream then by now all wud have come true..........😆
Why are softballs hard? no clue.....
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet? coz u get things out whn u put the plug in....lol.......
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked? both......
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up? to clean ....duhh!!!!!😆
Why does superman wear his underpants on top of his tights? since he is a superman he wants us 2 knw how his underpants luk like.....SUPER LARGE........hahaha😆
Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! coz of their height diff .........coz goofy is shorter than pluto n pluto cant stand as he cant bear his height........lol😛
Why do most cars have speedometers that go beyond the legal speed limit? maybe 2 remind u 2 slow down..😃
Why is Greenland called green if it is covered in white ice? to make us aware tht ths land is also green like others bt coz of the ice it gets covered.........so basically its a prove 4 us
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? did they say tht???
Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections? 2 avoid infections n diseases 2 the patients
Why do banks leave the door wide open but chain the pens to the counter? maybe they r budgeting......lol
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? possible!!!
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any trousers? hahahaha.........gudone.............even i need 2 knw tht now😆
How is that cows eat green grass and produce white milk? nature!!!😃
Why do people press harder on the remote control when they know the battery is dead? 2 make it alive somehow......u can say last min artificial respiration......hahahaha😆
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? yeah even im thinkng abt it😆
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? ofcourse it wud be on the top of the cat only ......it depends which side the bread is tied though.........😆
Why is a professional who invests your money called a 'broker'? coz they break their heads 2 invest 4 us....lol...........😆
What colour would a smurf turn if you choked it? whats tht?????
Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways? so tht we dnt come in way of drivers.........😆
Why are hamburgers called hamburgers if there is no ham in them? thn it wud be burger ofcourse...😳
Why don't they have mouse flavoured cat food? no idea..............
Why is rush hour so slow? testing time u see😆
Why cant women put on makeup with their mouth closed? its hardly closed in case of women....lol
Is a fly without wings called a walk? hahahaha.....maybe
Why do we say "spit up" when you actually spit down? oh ya!!!!! grammar u see........we shud change it
Why do we wear a 'pair' of shorts if we are just wearing one? coz 2 sides make a shorts which makes a pair....lol
The more you study the more you know. The more you know the more you forget. The more you forget the less you know. Why study? if u study only u can achieve evrythng in life.........u remember or not ur qualification counts..........basicallly experience can never be forgotten .........
If Barbie's so popular why do you have to buy her friends? i think barbie n all her friends make her loveable.....everythng n everyone in barbies life makes her complete thts y.....😃
Why is Bannana Split called a Bannana Split? maybe coz its split 4 it while making it......
Tear your hair out on the above and I shall be back with some more. Happy answering! oh yeah!!!!!!!! i had a gr8 time actually.........loved it .....lukng forward 4 more😉
