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Posted: 17 years ago

#31

Originally posted by: soni_gal

Ruki apny boy friend, vinu ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi….."suno ! kya tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho?"
Kyu nahi.. vinu ne bade fakher se garden akraaii…

Aur phir Ruki ne aahista se kaha, "Toh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo"

😆 😆 😆

Ruki dont mind!! 😆 😆

lol... no I don't mind

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Posted: 17 years ago

#32

Originally posted by: Sameer_111
Angry Vinu to bechari star : Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai???😡 😡 😡

Bechari star : (sar jhukate huwe): Nahin Vinu sir 😭 😭

Vinu : Niche kya dekh rahi ho ? Meri taraf dekho. 😳 😆 😆

😆 Poor Vinu sab uske hi peeche par gaye

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Posted: 17 years ago

#33

Originally posted by: shruti_5
Vinu is sent to bed by his father.

Five minutes later.....'Da-ad....'

dad: 'What?'

Vinu:'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?'

Dad: 'No, You had your chance. Lights out.'

Five minutes later: 'Da-aaaad.....'

dad: 'WHAT?'

vinu: 'I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??'

dad: ' I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!'

Five minutes later......'Daaaa-aaaad.....'

dad: 'WHAT!'

Vinu: 'When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?'

😆

😆 Good one!

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Muhmmad Usman

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Posted: 17 years ago

#34

One tourist asked to Vinu: Any great man born here in India???
Vinu : no sir, only small Babies!!! 😆

Edited by Lovers Ka Love - 17 years ago

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#35

Originally posted by: rukhaya

😆 Poor Vinu sab uske hi peeche par gaye---yaaaa😕

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Posted: 17 years ago

#36

Originally posted by: Lovers Ka Love
One tourist asked to Vinu: Any great man born here in India???
Vinu : no sir, only small Babies!!! 😆

Thats good one lol😆😉😆

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#37

Originally posted by: Believe

Thats good one lol😆😉😆

lol yh! See Vinu someone showed you with some brains

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Muhmmad Usman

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Posted: 17 years ago

#38

Vinu to his mOmmy : mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroOm ka darvaja khOla tOh light apne aap jal gaye.

mummy : kaminey phir say tune fridge main susu ki! 😡

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Posted: 17 years ago

#39

Vinu---yaar tumne apni biwi ko talak kyu diya?

Usman---yaar wo badi characterless thi,shaadi mujse ki aur bacha Allah se mangti thi. 😕

Rukki: How dare u forget ur wife?

Usman: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

😳 😆 😉

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Posted: 17 years ago

#40

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer, Usman. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

Usman mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

Usman interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," Usman's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, Usman cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

*Hope you don't mind Usman* 😛

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