Contest: Are U a Real Genius?ends 3-03-08

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Hiya,😃

Here is a new contest for u guys!

Answer these for me 😛 ok?😛And Star and i will judge if u r a REAL Genius, or not😆😛



1.If all the nations in the world are in debt,where did all the money go? (weird) 😆

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought) 😆

3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd) 😆😆

4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking) 😆

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows) 😆😆

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try) 😆

7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else) 😆😆😆

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows) 😆😆😆

9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell) 😆😆😆

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes) 😆😆

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch) 😆

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed) 😆

14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments) 😆😆

15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments) 😆

16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help) 😆

17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can) 😆

18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it) 😆

19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically) 😆

20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? 😆

21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)😆

22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice) 😆

23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law) 😆

24. If drink & drive is not allowed why do they have parking in Bars???😆


Do answer these question, just for fun, and think creative and the one that i think is the best will win a siggy, Remember: this is just for fun and u can give any kind of answer. =]


The Contest ends in march 3!!!!😃...so hurry up!!!😛

xoxo

-Lara😊




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6508 thumbnail
Posted: 17 years ago
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Aww Awesome, i will try and come Back and edit. 😃
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Posted: 17 years ago
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^^^^ ok Saira, i will be waiting for it! 😉
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Posted: 17 years ago
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yeah but some reason your post thread, i cant see the Qoute button

toh will edit n paste etc slowly. 😆 one by one, wil answer. some to do yet, too tired, 😳 dnt copy my answers guys😆

1. If all the nations in the world are in debt,where did all the money go? (weird)

>>> Nowhere, 😉 USA have it all stashed away😉😆 see corrupt nations list hahah😆 and money lending nations alsoooo.

For every person or country that has borrowed money, there is someone lending them the money, toh debt not as miney debt, as in we are in debt to someone else. 😉

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought) 😆

Improved tasting is arrived at by means of a survey and tests on Dogs, by providing a sample of dogs with various combinations of the ingredients found in the dog food, and analyzing the resulting behavior of the dogs. 😉


3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd) 😆😆

Same as speed of light, we can see in the dark as of light..😉

4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking) 😆

It is Damaged, but the tape inside isn't, can't make a plane out of Magnetic tape😆. Plus the Black Box is really heavy.😉only sound can be recorded..and you can not travel on sound waves😃

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows) 😆😆

I did, just now 😉, copyright act copyrighted it. 😉Copyright is a set of exclusive rights regulating the use of a particular expression of an idea or information. At its most general, it is literally "the right to copy" an original creation😛

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try) 😆

yes.😆

7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
(i think they meant something else) 😆😆😆

they run around in circls a lot, i guess😃

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows) 😆😆😆

ask te ppl who made them, saved time n cheper , GOOGLE IT. 😆

9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell) 😆😆😆

Fish that live in saltwater lose moisture from their bodies through osmosis. These fish need to drink lots of water, or they'll become dehydrated. The extra salt is then simply excreted.

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes) 😆😆

There's a corner between the walls and the floor/ceiling,😆Yes, and no. Yes because, if you get surrounded when you are on a wall, it is called cornered. No because if you are looking at the words, there are no corners in a round room, so you can not.

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch) 😆

Same way we dnt fall out of beds, unless ur an idiot. 😆birds sleep while standing or sitting😳

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed) 😆

color orange came before the fruit because you cannot not call the tree orange unless orange already existed as a color😆

14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments) 😆😆

heheh Babies😆 kidding...read in the ingredients.😆

15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments) 😆

they both can b Ladybird, the male can pretend, n b a manladybirds😳

have u not seen Bugs life😆

16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help ) 😆

yes they would. 😳

17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can) 😆

yeah u can, 😆

18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it) 😆

because they cant b called builts😆

Because the word 'building' can be either a noun (naming word) or a verb (doing word).the fact a building has already been built has absolutely nothing to do with its name. 😆

19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically) 😆

yes, because the radio wavs travl at the speed of light, nt sound, which is much grter than tht of sound. 😛


20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? 😆

will try it, but u cnt travel at the speed of light. 😉 But if you travel at almst the speed of light, then the answer is: You would observe the light from your headlights to be moving at exactly the speed of light.

21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)😆

i dunno, tired, so give up. but its a TV set, So if u wnt one more is televisions.😳 n also as u get a lil set in it remote n wire

22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice) 😆

no , just because you buy a piece of land doesn't mean you own the dirt underneath it or the air above it!

23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law) 😆

so that u can cross the speed limit in case police is behind you.😆

24. If drink & drive is not allowed why do they have parking in Bars???😆

well someone may not drink, n drive 4 the other drunk person, neways u r allowed to drive if u have had below a certain amounnt i think .

Edited by anon - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
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OMG I know the black box one...
As for the others... Ill make up my answers 😛

*Whispers*
Hay Lara... When I post my answers, just pretend like I got them all wrong, ok...
I dont want the world knowing abt my super intellectual genious, just yet 😉
6508 thumbnail
Posted: 17 years ago
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hehehe u wish, i got them, am the genuis 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: -x-Riddles-x-

OMG I know the black box one...
As for the others... Ill make up my answers 😛

*Whispers*
Hay Lara... When I post my answers, just pretend like I got them all wrong, ok...
I dont want the world knowing abt my super intellectual genious, just yet 😉



rida...this is just for fun yaar...but u have to make ur own answers and the one that i think is the best will win a siggy, ok? so try!😃

xoxo
-Lara😊
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: anon

hehehe u wish, i got them, am the genuis 😆



wait till star and i will judge!😛
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: anon

yeah but some reason your post thread, i cant see the Qoute button what?i don't know what's wrong with it!

toh will edit n paste etc slowly. 😆 one by one, wil answer. some to do yet, too tired, 😳 dnt copy my answers guys😆ok..np

1. If all the nations in the world are in debt,where did all the money go? (weird)

>>> Nowhere, 😉 USA have it all stashed away😉😆 see corrupt nations list hahah😆 and money lending nations alsoooo.yea!😆

For every person or country that has borrowed money, there is someone lending them the money, toh debt not as miney debt, as in we are in debt to someone else. 😉hm....😆

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought) 😆

Improved tasting is arrived at by means of a survey and tests on Dogs, by providing a sample of dogs with various combinations of the ingredients found in the dog food, and analyzing the resulting behavior of the dogs. 😉oh!...i knew that..(not really)😆


3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd) 😆😆

Same as speed of light, we can see in the dark as of light..😉clever answer😛

4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking) 😆

It is Damaged, but the tape inside isn't, can't make a plane out of Magnetic tape😆. Plus the Black Box is really heavy.😉only sound can be recorded..and you can not travel on sound waves😃u r a genius😆but imagine what will happen if we will travel on sound waves😆

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows) 😆😆

I did, just now 😉, copyright act copyrighted it. 😉Copyright is a set of exclusive rights regulating the use of a particular expression of an idea or information. At its most general, it is literally "the right to copy" an original creation😛ya but i am still confused😆

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try) 😆

yes.😆have u tried it?!?!?!?!😛

7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
(i think they meant something else) 😆😆😆

they run around in circls a lot, i guess😃i thought that that 2😆

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows) 😆😆😆

ask te ppl who made them, saved time n cheper , GOOGLE IT. 😆i still can not tell!😆

9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell) 😆😆😆

Fish that live in saltwater lose moisture from their bodies through osmosis. These fish need to drink lots of water, or they'll become dehydrated. The extra salt is then simply excreted.what about the fish that do not live in saltwater?!?!?!?😆

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes) 😆😆

There's a corner between the walls and the floor/ceiling,😆Yes, and no. Yes because, if you get surrounded when you are on a wall, it is called cornered. No because if you are looking at the words, there are no corners in a round room, so you can not. nicely answered😛

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch) 😆

Same way we dnt fall out of beds, unless ur an idiot. 😆birds sleep while standing or sitting😳we don't fall cuz its made that way u know what i mean....but birds!?!?!??!?!😆

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed) 😆

color orange came before the fruit because you cannot not call the tree orange unless orange already existed as a color😆nice!😛

14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments) 😆😆

heheh Babies😆 kidding...read in the ingredients.😆now be creative yaar!😛

15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments) 😆

they both can b Ladybird, the male can pretend, n b a manladybirds😳

have u not seen Bugs life😆hahahahah!😆

16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help ) 😆

yes they would. 😳they would?!?!?!?

17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can) 😆

yeah u can, 😆how? u can not even breath😛😛

18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it) 😆

because they cant b called builts😆yes, they can if we say so😆

Because the word 'building' can be either a noun (naming word) or a verb (doing word).the fact a building has already been built has absolutely nothing to do with its name. 😆okkkkkkkkkkkk

19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically) 😆

yes, because the radio wavs travl at the speed of light, nt sound, which is much grter than tht of sound. 😛oh yea..i know that(not exactly)😆


20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? 😆

will try it, but u cnt travel at the speed of light. 😉 But if you travel at almst the speed of light, then the answer is: You would observe the light from your headlights to be moving at exactly the speed of light.u r a genius!😛

21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)😆

i dunno, tired, so give up. but its a TV set, So if u wnt one more is televisions.😳 n also as u get a lil set in it remote n wire yay! u give up! kidding.

22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice) 😆

no , just because you buy a piece of land doesn't mean you own the dirt underneath it or the air above it!why not...it if our if we buy a land!😆

23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law) 😆

so that u can cross the speed limit in case police is behind you.😆yea...i never thought of that!😆

24. If drink & drive is not allowed why do they have parking in Bars???😆

well someone may not drink, n drive 4 the other drunk person, neways u r allowed to drive if u have had below a certain amounnt i think .what about the other way around😆


WOW!...great job!👏....Go Saira!😛

Best of luck...hope u win.😃

xoxo
-Lara😊
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Now u edited your post, i can seethe Qoute butto ow and now its a contest 😭 toh mycreative mind is blank n too late to edit, as im soo busy now

Oh well best of luck every1 else 😃

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