1. If all the nations in the world are in debt,where did all the money go? (weird)
rulers will set all this... just let it On them... nOt taking names... π
2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought) π
wOshh... atleast dOgs better stay away frOm it then... ππ
3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd) ππ
Darkness is a physiological state rather then a physical One. Darkness is determined by the sensitivity of the eye and varies with the species (the Observer). To speak Of it physically we wOuld have tO define intensity levels of the wavelengths in the visible spectrum. HOw can something sO defined have a speed?
bOre tO nahi hOay... sutimes i try tO be genious..π
4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking) π
plan tO dO that... shhhhhπ
5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows) ππ
lOsted!!!
6.Can you cry under water? (let me try) π
i wOnt even cry Over the waterπ³
7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else) πππ
dOgs are being genius nOw-a-days... nOw they can say... why dO yOu sit like a man...
8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows) πππ
i better thrOugh them Out... thek hay na!π
9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell) πππ
Take fish out Of the water, thrOugh him On the sidewalk
in the middle of a texas summer and abOut an hOur or twO later luk at the fish and ask yOur question again.speacially frOm Fish...ππ
10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes) ππ
No because if yOu are luking at the wOrds, there are nO cOrners in a rOund roOm, sO yOu can nOtπ
12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch) π
thats their lOveπ³
13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed) π
Probably the color. And so the orange was named because it was so.π
14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments) ππ
I wish it were truly made Of babies. I'd bathe in it tO preserve my yOuth.π
15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments) π
Dudebirdπ
16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help ) π
i think i...π
17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can) π
will try then reply...π
18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it) π
Because the builders where thinking backwards the day they were namedπ... cOol naa!!!π
19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically) π
If the radiO was traveling at the same speed alOng side yOu then the answer is yesπ΅
20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? π
The light wOuld never get past the frOnt of ur car.π
21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)π
cOz pplz have twO eyes.. Otherwise yOu clOse One Of them and say it.. a tvπ
22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice) π
he can dO,, until the gOv takes it away frOm them.π
23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law) π
then brOke the meter Or make it autO rikshaw... then u wOnt cOntrOl On it Otherwise cOstumer wOnt pay yOu... speedOmeter never gO up..π..(tOtallt stupidπ)
24. If drink & drive is not allowed why do they have parking in Bars???π
am i in One... thinking! thinking! thinking!π€
Edited by Lovers Ka Love - 17 years ago