Contest: Are U a Real Genius?ends 3-03-08 - Page 2

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fly2me thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
#11

Originally posted by: anon

Now u edited your post, i can seethe Qoute butto ow and now its a contest 😭 toh mycreative mind is blank n too late to edit, as im soo busy now

Oh well best of luck every1 else πŸ˜ƒ



sorry about my Quote button😳...and yes it is a contest and i think u did a GOOD job..i loved ur answers!πŸ˜ƒ...hope u win =]

xoxo
-Lara😊
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Posted: 17 years ago
#12
aww Thanks and Nps on that button, for some reason your other posts used to start half way down the page too. Technical Problem i guess. 😳
fly2me thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
#13

Originally posted by: anon

aww Thanks and Nps on that button, for some reason your other posts used to start half way down the page too. Technical Problem i guess. 😳



ya i think so...i don't now what's wrong. it's just weirdπŸ˜†πŸ˜†
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Posted: 17 years ago
#14

Aww...great..

i would love to try n answer.lekin 24 ques..i have to find sumtime for all 24 ques

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Posted: 17 years ago
#15

Aww...great..

i would love to try n answer.lekin 24 ques..i have to find sumtime for all 24 ques

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Posted: 17 years ago
#16

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt,where did all the money go? (weird) πŸ˜†

lolz...God?...or to Bush so that he can provide the troops in Iraq all the adequate needs to be there for no reason..lolz

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought) πŸ˜†

a dog.obviously..lolz...and scientists attach wires and tubes to the dog and interpret what the dog's thinking about the food..llolz

3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
How much time it takes for it to get dark after you turn off the lights..lolz
4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking) πŸ˜†
There's not enough of it in the world to make all the airplanes out of it..lolz
5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
Nobody..lolz.that's why everyone uses itπŸ˜†
6.Can you cry under water? (let me try) πŸ˜†
yes you can..but you won't know, it'll just blend in with the water
7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

because dogs always sweat, even though they do nothing lolz..so they're refering to how much ur sweating..lolzπŸ˜† id get some deoderant and spray if i were told that..lolz

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
the phone companies wanted to make it more confusing.so they reversed the numbers, so customers would dial the wrong number, end up figuring that out after talking on the other line to some random person, and use up all their minutesπŸ˜†
9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
no, they don't...they know that if they were to get thirsty, they'd have to drink the ocean water, and that's wear all animals let their wastes go..lolz...doesnt sound too appetizing, does it?πŸ˜•πŸ˜†
10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
yes you could..lolz..you could spread your arms out all the way and hit the room on two points on the circle shape of the room...now there's a corner..lolz!
12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch) πŸ˜†
they're always one bird that stays watch to make sure none of the birds fall out..they take turns with this shift..it continues every nightπŸ˜†
13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed) πŸ˜†
lolz! ive got nooo clue..lolz! i guess the color could have..cuz u cant name it orange without having the color..or the fruit came first and they named it orange..and then the color came after that and they decided to name it after the fruit..lolz
14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
....πŸ˜†
15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments) πŸ˜†
lolz! well if they're straight...lolz....maybe they wouldn't mind being called ladybirds?lolz
16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help) πŸ˜†

lolz..nope they'd need to be filled in..lolz

17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can) πŸ˜†
idk...havent tried yet...ill tell ya once i have...lolz
18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it) πŸ˜†
lolz! really strange...haven't noticed that till now..lolz..
19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically) πŸ˜†
lolz! no good at science...yes u could...because we can't travel at the speed of sound, anyway.lolz....but if u somehow did manage too...id think that u couldnt because the frequency of it would get all totally crazed up and all..lolz..ud prolly just hear a bunch of static sounds..lolz
20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? πŸ˜†
the lights come up? πŸ˜• lolz..πŸ˜†
21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)πŸ˜†

lolz...because there's many parts included with the tv set..for example, the screen, the wires, the antennas maybe, maybe a VCR..lolz

22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice) πŸ˜†
technically, yes..lolz!
23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law) πŸ˜†
lolz!! ive asked soo many ppls this same question!! it really gets to me..i mean, you get a 4-4 wheel drive car...and pay extra for that..y?πŸ˜• lolz...maybe so they can have a car chase like in a typical hindi movie..lolz
24. If drink & drive is not allowed why do they have parking in Bars???πŸ˜†

lolz! so they can get caught breaking the law!πŸ˜†

Edited by zhasan2 - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
#17

Originally posted by: anon

1. If all the nations in the world are in debt,where did all the money go? (weird)

World bank is a pessimist..all nation know that...


2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought) πŸ˜†

Dog trainerπŸ˜›


3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Slower than light......


4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking) πŸ˜†

It same like wear helmet in bikes.......why they not make whole body helmet!?πŸ˜›πŸ˜›oopppss am poud about my thinking lolπŸ˜›πŸ˜†

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Xerox companyπŸ˜‰

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try) πŸ˜†

I can pee tooπŸ˜›πŸ˜†πŸ˜†chiiiiiiiiiiiπŸ˜‰


7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
(i think they meant something else)-ya πŸ˜†

kuta tho wafadar hota hey...they obey all things...πŸ˜›



8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Zamana badal gaya , aaj kal all do reverse firstπŸ˜†πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†



9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Let me put you in deep sea....then we knows naπŸ˜‰

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Even Squre room not posible πŸ˜†πŸ˜›πŸ˜‰

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch) πŸ˜†

they can shit while they sleep....muje pata hey lolπŸ˜†πŸ˜‰

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed) πŸ˜†

Fruit.........πŸ˜³πŸ˜‰

14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Human only can make thatπŸ˜†

15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments) πŸ˜†

Tom-ladybirdπŸ˜‰



16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help ) πŸ˜†

Ofcos.......notπŸ˜‰πŸ˜›

17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can) πŸ˜†

Can blow anywhereπŸ˜†

18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it) πŸ˜†

ya yaπŸ˜†

same like after get Dr degree.....why they call Practice...!!?

19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically) πŸ˜†

Use earphone..you can hear it😳


20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? πŸ˜†

Nothing happen......πŸ˜‰

21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)πŸ˜†

We can see multi things in itπŸ˜‰

22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth
? (this is nice) πŸ˜†

Ya try it........πŸ˜†

23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law) πŸ˜†

Cos others want to live long.........πŸ˜‰

24. If drink & drive is not allowed why do they have parking
in Bars???πŸ˜†

yaaa true...πŸ˜†but i think they allowd drive n drink πŸ˜‰

Edited by Believe - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
#18

1. If all the nations in the world are in debt,where did all the money go? (weird)

rulers will set all this... just let it On them... nOt taking names... πŸ˜‰

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought) πŸ˜†

wOshh... atleast dOgs better stay away frOm it then... πŸ˜›πŸ˜†


3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Darkness is a physiological state rather then a physical One. Darkness is determined by the sensitivity of the eye and varies with the species (the Observer). To speak Of it physically we wOuld have tO define intensity levels of the wavelengths in the visible spectrum. HOw can something sO defined have a speed?

bOre tO nahi hOay... sutimes i try tO be genious..πŸ˜†



4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking) πŸ˜†

plan tO dO that... shhhhhπŸ˜‰

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

lOsted!!!

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try) πŸ˜†

i wOnt even cry Over the water😳

7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
(i think they meant something else) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

dOgs are being genius nOw-a-days... nOw they can say... why dO yOu sit like a man...

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

i better thrOugh them Out... thek hay na!πŸ˜›

9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Take fish out Of the water, thrOugh him On the sidewalk
in the middle of a texas summer and abOut an hOur or twO later luk at the fish and ask yOur question again.speacially frOm Fish...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜†


10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

No because if yOu are luking at the wOrds, there are nO cOrners in a rOund roOm, sO yOu can nOtπŸ˜ƒ

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch) πŸ˜†

thats their lOve😳

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed) πŸ˜†

Probably the color. And so the orange was named because it was so.πŸ˜‰

14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

I wish it were truly made Of babies. I'd bathe in it tO preserve my yOuth.πŸ˜†

15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments) πŸ˜†

DudebirdπŸ˜ƒ

16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help ) πŸ˜†

i think i...πŸ˜†

17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can) πŸ˜†

will try then reply...πŸ˜›

18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it) πŸ˜†

Because the builders where thinking backwards the day they were namedπŸ˜›... cOol naa!!!πŸ˜†

19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically) πŸ˜†

If the radiO was traveling at the same speed alOng side yOu then the answer is yes😡


20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? πŸ˜†

The light wOuld never get past the frOnt of ur car.πŸ˜›

21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)πŸ˜†

cOz pplz have twO eyes.. Otherwise yOu clOse One Of them and say it.. a tvπŸ˜†


22.
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice) πŸ˜†

he can dO,, until the gOv takes it away frOm them.πŸ˜›


23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law) πŸ˜†

then brOke the meter Or make it autO rikshaw... then u wOnt cOntrOl On it Otherwise cOstumer wOnt pay yOu... speedOmeter never gO up..πŸ˜›..(tOtallt stupidπŸ˜†)

24. If drink & drive is not allowed why do they have
parking in Bars???πŸ˜†

am i in One... thinking! thinking! thinking!πŸ€”

Edited by Lovers Ka Love - 17 years ago
Taify thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
#19

Originally posted by: fly2me



Hiya,πŸ˜ƒ

Here is a new contest for u guys!

Answer these for me πŸ˜› ok?πŸ˜›And Star and i will judge if u r a REAL Genius, or notπŸ˜†πŸ˜›



1.If all the nations in the world are in debt,where did all the money go? (weird) πŸ˜†
Space
2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought) πŸ˜†

They sale it on Shops without telling them that its a Dog Biscuit.. ever tasted it?
3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

It depends on ur speed.... dnt believe me? check for urself.
4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking) πŸ˜†

Bcz if the plane is made of black box we will not be able to see it in DARK
5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Me.... u dnt believe it? ur problem
6.Can you cry under water? (let me try) πŸ˜†
Yup... Im the one who re-filled the Nile .
7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
Do u sit around all day? Nahin na... so dogs actually work πŸ˜†
8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
So u can differentiate between a calculator and a phone.
9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
Yes.... they do... damn they drink what they excrete.
10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
Dont you know? one can creat its own corners.. so TRUE
12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch) πŸ˜†
tHEY SLEEP IN A COvered nest... do u fall out of ur bed?

even if they fall... they open their wings midway and fly away.. so never fall


13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed) πŸ˜†
The colour Orange.. otherwise we could never name the fruit Orange.
14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
Buy one urself and see the ingredients.
15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments) πŸ˜†
First confirm if its a Male. πŸ˜†
16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help) πŸ˜†

Do u remember it? If u go by the Balaji style there are many type of Amnesia.. so a person who suffers from it at times remember it and at times do not.. Need i give examples?
17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can) πŸ˜†
Yes... u dnt even need to blow it.
18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it) πŸ˜†
They keep building it... it never ends.
19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically) πŸ˜†
Yes. If u dnt believe me try it urself.
20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? πŸ˜†
Yes... u think im wrong? why dont u try it urself?
21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)πŸ˜†
Cuz we get a remote with it... so it makes a SET.
22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice) πŸ˜†
Indeed....Damn it.. u living on my land.. get the hell out of there....
23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law) πŸ˜†

It's all about breaking the rules baby.. because there are countires like India-Pak where you break the rule... and a 100 rupee can solve it all.
24. If drink & drive is not allowed why do they have parking in Bars???πŸ˜†


So u come park it and go back on ur foot.... The next day u will not find ur car. πŸ˜†

Do answer these question, just for fun, and think creative and the one that i think is the best will win a siggy, Remember: this is just for fun and u can give any kind of answer. =]


The Contest ends in march 3!!!!πŸ˜ƒ...so hurry up!!!πŸ˜›

xoxo

-Lara😊




Since it is just for fun.. Im giving the weirdest answers possible πŸ˜‰

BTW a good selection of ques.. why dnt u answer them urself too?

Edited by Taify - 17 years ago
kothra thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
#20




1.If all the nations in the world are in debt,where did all the money go? (weird) πŸ˜†

In the world leaders pockets.

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought) πŸ˜†
Pet Food COmpanies Hire people to taste pet food!!!
3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Same as Light = 299,792,458 meters per second

4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking) πŸ˜†

It is Damaged, but the tape inside isn't, can't make a plane out of Magnetic tape.
Plus the Black Box is really heavy.

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

You and I through the The 1976 Copyright Act

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try) πŸ˜†

yes..see dead bodies drowned in water. they cried underwater and made their relatives also cry above water from underwater.


7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

no no dogs days are diffrent try out when mad dog bites you.and you run from piller to post to get injuctions mostly in government hospitals.

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

reverse engineering--made in china.

9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
Yes. Fish that live in saltwater lose moisture from their bodies through osmosis. These fish need to drink lots of water, or they'll become dehydrated. The extra salt is then simply excreted.


10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

ask george bush,many times he was cornnered in round room.
and you too can experince it.
get loan from ICIC i bank they will show you corner in round room

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch) πŸ˜†

cat will eat away.

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed) πŸ˜†

which ever comes first take it its freeee only

14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments) πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

liquid parraffin only

15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments) πŸ˜†

If you mean the Ladybird Beetle, they are more commonly called Ladybugs and there is no separate distinctive for the male. They are simply male Ladybugs or male Ladybird Beetles.

16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help) πŸ˜†

Yes, most can remember not remembering things.

17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can) πŸ˜†

of course. on the other hand, not being able to breathe in is a problem. you can blow a balloon up to 1 lungful of air underwater

18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it) πŸ˜†
cause it is under stage of building it never ends if you want ask your boss weather his work is over in the office
19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically) πŸ˜†

all our defence super Sonic jet fighters talk with radio signals only it is the only way

20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? πŸ˜†
they will emit light.if fused needs change
21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)πŸ˜†

as it sets you..

22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice) πŸ˜†

yeh.below and above too.as per law.

23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)

on fast tracts.
for racing
just try in india no rule like that arab n
u a e


24. If drink & drive is not allowed why do they have parking in Bars???πŸ˜†

The fact that a particular bar or drinking establishment has a parking lot doesn't always automatically mean that you






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