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209252

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Posted: 17 years ago

#231

^ haha... wah! kya jawaab diya

anyway about the wages sochu gi lol... pehle kaam to shuru karo dw wages theek thaak mile gi

Aap ki baat mujhe bhot pasand hai

Aap jab bhi koi SMS karte hai

To dil se karte hai

Kyon ke

Dimaag to aap ke paas hai hi nahin

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

+ 5

Posted: 17 years ago

#232

^^^ lolzz ...ye lo jee job attend karliya ...tea tea chai chai.....ahhh tea tea chai chai....

bolo kitne pounds de rahi ho ek din ka...?

here's a girls sms to a boy

What's the difference between pleasure and torture?

the boy's reply....

Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.😆

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Lara

@fly2me

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 17 years ago

#233

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?

Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun
LOL!!

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209252

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Posted: 17 years ago

#234

Neeche jo likha hai woh sach hai...

Upar jo likha tha woh jhoot hai

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#235

lol guyz

The 3 dreams of man:
1-To b as handsom as his mothr thinks he is
2-To b as rich as his child thinks he is
3-To hav as many girlfrends as his wife believs he has

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#236

Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love.