SOME SMSES. - Page 22

^^^^^ lolzzz..very funny 🤣

How would sum common English sayings be in direct translate to Hindi ??? Just for fun :-)

Have a nice day! ---- Achcha din ho!

What's up? ----- Uppar kya hai?

You're kidding! ----- Tum bachcha bana rahi ho!

Don't kid me! ----- Mujhe bachcha math banaao!

Yo, baby! What's up? ----- Yo,bachchi uppar kya hai?

Cool man! ----- Thandaa aadmi!

Check this out, man! ---- Iska chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

Don't mess with me, dude. ----- Mere saath gandagi mat karo, aye vyakti.

She's so slim! ----- Who itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!? ----- Suno dost, who chooza mera hai, theek?

Hey good looking; what's cooking? ---- Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?

Are you nuts? ----- Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun. ----- Bachcha bandook ka.

Rock the party. ---- Party mein patthar feko.

And the best ones are.....

How do you do? ----- Kaise karte ho?

Keep in touch! ----- Chhoote Raho.

Lets hang out! ----- Chalo bahar latakte hain

😆

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

Munna Bhai: Arre O Circuit ek bakra talaab main ghir gaya hai, ab woh bahar kaise aaye ga?

^^^^ lolzzz.. very funny

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

🤣

No matter how high the sky is...

😆

What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!😆

Rose, Lotus, Tulips, Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with u bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai...

Love is heat
which is very sweet
Love is incomplete
till 2 lips meet.
...Muahh!

Teacher : 'A' for?
Student : Apple !!!

Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI

LOL!