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bats07

@bats07

Inactive

Posted: 17 years ago

#191

Originally posted by: angelstar08
aik sardar jahaz main pehli dafa safar kar raha tha
achanak uski tabiyat kharab hui
usne airhostess se aik shoper liya
or us me vomit kardi
sab log usay herani se dekhne lage
us nay socha ke us nay koi galti kardi
so he dranked his vomit pack
aur jab airhostess wapis ayi
to pura jahaz vomiting kar raha tha😆🤪

eghhhhhhhhhhhh😆😆😆

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bats07

@bats07

Inactive

Posted: 17 years ago

#192

It HuRtS wHeN wE rIsK oUr
HEART
&
It EnDs Up BeInG
BROKEN
bUt
WhAt HuRtS mOrE iS whEn We
S.T.I.L.L
hOlD oN wHeN wE aLrEaDy KnOw
We ArE wAiTiNg FoR
NOTHING

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Lara

@fly2me

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 17 years ago

#193

LOL!!

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha
hota hai.

graveyard

Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, "Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?"

Doosra aadmi, "Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga."

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Rajni G

@princezna

Dazzler

Posted: 17 years ago

#194

^^ lol gud one Lara

Teacher : Santa batao 'M' for kya hota hai?
Santa : Sir, Mother!
Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?
Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?
Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi 😆

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#195

Originally posted by: princezna
^^

Teacher : Santa batao 'M' for kya hota hai?
Santa : Sir, Mother!
Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?
Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?
Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi 😆

😆😆😆
😆😆😆

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#196

2009 is at the door…
Remember
Life is short, break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
love truly,
laugh uncontrollably,
and
never regret anything that made you smile.

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 17 years ago

#197

New Year is the time to
unfold new horizons & realize new dreams,
to rediscover the strength & faith within u,
to rejoice in simple pleasures &
gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2009