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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

+ 6

Posted: 16 years ago

#181

^^^^ lolzzz.....bada hoshiyaar bachcha hai....😆

Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.

Lallu the minister : Thank God! I thought it was a new one.

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Lara

@fly2me

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 16 years ago

#182

^^haha!

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Saheb: Kal aana. Kal

Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

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Posted: 16 years ago

#183

😆 v.funny

Rabri the wife: Why have you increased speed of car?

Laloo the husband : Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.

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Lara

@fly2me

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 16 years ago

#184

^^^hahaha!

Ek ladki apny boy friend ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi….."suno ! kya tum aik haath se garri chala saktay ho?"

Kyu nahi.. ladke ne bade fakher se garden akraaii…

Aur phir larki ne aahista se kaha, "Toh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo"

LOL!

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209252

Suspended

Posted: 16 years ago

#185

if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be cool.
But if They Say U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#186

Ap k pas dimag he,
Chalta nai wo alg bat he

Ap smart hen,
Koi manta nai alg bt he

Ap ameer hen,
Kanjus hen wo alg bt he

Ap shareef hen,
Lagte nai wo alg bt he

Ap k pas cel fon he,
Cal nai karte alg bt he

Ap smart hen,
larki nhe pati wo alg bt he

kafi izzat hai apki,
Koi karta nhe ye alg bat ha 😆😉

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#187

Kya Tumhain YAAD Hy?

Wo Raat

Wo Mulaqat

Wo Mera Israr

Wo Tera Inkar

Aur
Phir Baat
2000 Rupay Main
Final Hone K Baad
TUM Ne

"GuTTER" Ki
Safaai ki Thi.. 😆

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#188

Sugar

iS

Sugar,

SaLT Is SaLt,

God

Made

YOU

DUMBO,

Not
MY FauLt.

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thambu Babu [ thambu ]

@thambu

Elite

+ 6

Posted: 16 years ago

#189

A funny accountant visits a museum with Sardar.

Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old.

Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information?

Accountant: I was here about 20 days ago. The guide told me that the painting was 500 years old. so I added my last visit's of 20 days....that's how it's the exact information😆

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angelstar2013

@angelstar2013

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 16 years ago

#190

aik sardar jahaz main pehli dafa safar kar raha tha
achanak uski tabiyat kharab hui
usne airhostess se aik shoper liya
or us me vomit kardi
sab log usay herani se dekhne lage
us nay socha ke us nay koi galti kardi
so he dranked his vomit pack
aur jab airhostess wapis ayi
to pura jahaz vomiting kar raha tha😆🤪

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