SOME SMSES. - Page 17

U need fun - Mera Naam Joker

Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: "Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!"

Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: "Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai." Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya "Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!"

Itne mein unka ladka bola: "Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai."

Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: "Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!"

haha! :P

Originally posted by: rukhaya

U need fun - Mera Naam Joker

U need friend - Hum Tumhare Hai Sanam

U need me - Main Hoon Na

U need help - Hum Saath Saath Hai

U need cash - Hum Aapke Hai Kaun

HAHA TRUE COLOURS 😆

Jab Aap hamse ruth jaoge Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge
Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge Tab gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad aa jayega.

sms between a boyfriend and a girlfriend....

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?

Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?

Khush to bhot hoge ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,

^^ lol lol gud one Rukhi

Wife: I will die