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Posted: 16 years ago
Door se dekha to Santra tha,
Pass ja kar dekha to Santra tha,
haath laga kar dekha to Santra tha,
Kha kar dekha to Santra tha...

Wah Wah....Wah Wah...Kya Santra tha!!!



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Posted: 16 years ago
Har laal rand RED nahin hota,
Har murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaise kahoon par sach hai,
Har koi aapki tarah MAD nahin hota.
MAD bole to
M - Most
A - Attractive
D - Dost
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Posted: 16 years ago

^really gud ones... 😆

Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.
😛
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Posted: 16 years ago
Neeche tumhari Dosti ka Gift hai!
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Danda hai,
Sar pe parega tab akal thikane ayegi,
Dosti main Gift!
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Posted: 16 years ago
^^ gud ones Starry & Rukhi.........

H.O.L.L.A.N.D Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y.
I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A. Come Here.. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A. Between Us, Remember Me Always.
N.E.P.A.L. Never Ever Part As Lovers.
I.N.D.I.A. I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A Keep Everything Nice,Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A. Cute And Naughty Action that developed into attraction
K.O.R.E.A. Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T. Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
M.A.N.I.L.A. May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
P.E.R.U. Phorget (Forget) Everyone... Remember Us.
T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D. Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

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Posted: 16 years ago
sms between doctor and patient.....


Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

patient : but I am still alive......hahahaaaa




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Posted: 16 years ago
Koi 100 watt bulb par apne baap ka naam likh raha tha
Kisine poocha 'kya kar rahe ho?'
Usne jawaab diya: 'Baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon'
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Posted: 16 years ago
^^^ wah !!!! kya baath hai.....can't stop laughing😆

There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear to the wall and listen. The doctor would watch this guy do this day after day.

The doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to, so he put his ear up to the wall and listened. He heard nothing. He turned to the mental patient and said, "I don't hear anything."

The mental patient said, "Yeah, I know. It's been like that for months!"

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209252 thumbnail
Posted: 16 years ago
Umar ki raah main insaan badal jaate hai
Waqt ki aandhi main tufaan badal jaate hai
Sochti hoon tumhe pareshaan na karu
Lekin baad main iradha badal jaata hai
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Posted: 16 years ago
Beta: papa main ghr chor k ja raha hun kyun k main apni marzi se zindgi guzarna chahta hun jis me ayaashi ho moj masti ho plz ap mje matt rokna.

Papa: beta kon kmbakht tme rok raha hai main toh khud tmhare sath chal raha hun. :-D

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