Originally posted by: misti73
Breaking news regarding Devkis disappearance from Vrindavan.
In the past few weeks a well known personality has disappeared from Vrindavan. The person concerned is none other than Devkiji, the wife of Shastriji, a well known teacher in Vrindavan. Incidentally, both the Shastris are the in-laws of Dev Raj Purohit.
Devkiji
Till recently it was known that Devkiji has gone for a pilgrimage. Recently it became clear that Devkijis disappearance has some other reasons and in order to clarify the current position regarding her disappearance Vrindavan Times went to Baba Bhairavis ashram in Haridwar. Speaking to the members of the ashram the reporter got to know that the pilgrimage story was just a front used to hide the real reason of Devkijis disappearance. According to the experts in the ashram Devkiji was suffering from a very serious disease called Cranio Constipation or CC in medical terms. The patient suffers from acute constipation of the brain and as a result looses the ability to talk and think coherently. Most of the time he or she is left speaking jargon. Physical symptoms include twisting of lips, crunching of facial muscles and an urge to lie. The causative agent is the dreaded fungus called Ammaphytes that grows on peoples brain and slowly dries out the brain cells. The only known cure for this fungus is a serum called the "truth serum" that has been prepared from the gendwa phools specially grown in Haridwar. The extract from this flower is mixed with the venom of a specific group of snakes kept at this ashram.
This truth serum is a psychoactive medication usually used to obtain information from subjects who are unable or unwilling to provide it otherwise. Although the unethical use of truth drugs is classified as a form of torture, this treatment was specially sanctioned for Devkiji on the orders of Dr. Kanha. Since according to prevailing medical thought, information obtained under the influence of intravenously-administered truth serum can be unreliable; subjects may mix fact and fantasy. Hence close monitoring of the truth and the subject is required for the next 48 hours after the subject has told the truth in front of the general public. Since skeptics imply that much of the claimed effect of the drug relies on the belief of the subject that he or she cannot tell a lie while under its influence skeptics this 48 hours window should be carefully and rigidly monitored.
Mishti, thank you for such a scientifically advanced article on the discovery of a new condition and the investigative article on the treatment agent(s). And added to that is the gossip on the whereabouts of Devkiji, the beloved wife, mother and DIL of the Shashtri parivaar and the woman of the day in the forum today!
I am so glad my subscription is put to good use on such informative and breaking news!
Like Bee, I have a few questions:
I got the symptoms and this ancient Indian secret as treatment, but how do we get rid of Ammaphyte fungus in the first place? I can see it is very destructive and poisons everything and everybody in sight indiscriminately.
What happens if Baba B. (similar to Big B) accidently falls asleep and Devkiji is left unmonitored? If Ammaphytes gets out of control?
What should I expect from Devkiji after 48 hours? Less spasms? Less contortions? Back to "normal" behavior? Or doubling of the symptoms?
A lot of people "swear" on Dr. Kaanha and his treatment (including Smt. Amma after whom the fungus is named), but do you have informercials where I can check out success stories?
Dr. Ganapati is a well-known pioneer in the field too and I need to see his success stories by way of his informercials too, just to be on the safe side for such a prominent resident of Vrindavan - Devkiji.
I am sure I will have a lot more questions as we near the end of 48 hours. I am anxiously looking forward to tomorrow's first edition of the Vrindavan Times for the latest news of our beloved Devkiji!
Edited by gardes - 15 years ago
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