Pacha Bottesina - Kuttram !! Nadandhadhu enna ??
Requested by Hasi.😉
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One fine day on the sets of P.b everyone is busy with the tasks assigned to them. SSR checking whether every detail is as his plans, Valli looking out if everyone is fine and they are taken care of. Senthil looking into the lighting, Shobhu relaxing on his chair reading a book, Sabu getting his assistants to move the props as per instructions, Rama and Prashanti dressing up T on one side and D doing push-ups at a another side far from the hustle and bustle.
SSR goes to D.
SSR: Reyy, what are you doing ?
D: Huff...puff...push-ups...
SSR: That I can see, but why now and here. We are shooting a romance scene not war sequence ...Or are you planning some mischief ?
D: Aiyoo raj... don't think dirty. My gym instructor has advised me to do push-ups everyday this morning I woke up late so I couldn't. Now that there is some time instead of sitting idle I am doing it that's all.
SSR: Good boy. You are so dedicated to your work when S is not around. You only get out of control when she is with you.
D: Love... huff... puff... makes a..huff puff... man..go weak..
Winks his eyes at SSR.
SSR: True that.
He giggles.
Meanwhile S comes as a surprise. She sees T getting ready and gesturing Rama and Prashanti to stay silent by keeping her finger on her lips she tip-toes to T's chair. Standing behind her S closes T's eyes not pressing too much into it as to avoid ruining her make up. Modulating her voice S asks,
S: Guess who ???
T: Hey my mother-in-law !
T holds S's palms and brings her forward to meet her face.
S: How did you know ?
T: Ramya mam has gone out of station and all other women of Bb are present her except my mil.
S: Smart !
S looks at T from top to bottom. She was wearing a shimmery golden blouse that only covered her chest exposing the rest of her satin soft and glowing skin. Her long skirt was in a orange and red hue making T look like more alluring and her accessories matched perfectly.
S: Wow T! You look like a doll !
Pra: Look ah ? She is one only.
Rama: I don't know whether we created the costume for you or you were made to fit into this costume you are looking extraordinary!
T: Oh thank you guys! Credits goes to you all for dressing me up.
Pra: No it is not because of that you are blessed with this angelic beauty that is why everything is suiting you to a T.
Rama: That's why she is T, T for Tammannah.
The ladies chuckle. S feels truly happy for T but her somewhere she gets restless looking at her.
S: Erm... where is Pabsu?
Pra: He's getting ready for the romantic sequence we're to shoot today.
S excuses herself from the group and goes in search of her darling.
Prashanti thought D was getting dressed and said that but little did she know her statement was going to create havoc for him.
S finds D doing his push-ups she goes to him.
D: 98... huff puff... 99... huff puff...today I will achieve my target... 100!!! ... huff.. puff.. yahooo!!!!! Pabsu nuvvu soopereh... !!! yes yes I made it, it will be easy for me now!!!!!!
He's in his push-up position as he sees a pair of flawless, fair feet in beige sandals with toes peeping out. He smiles.
D: Hey this pair of feet is so familiar and this pink colour on the nails...looks like the one I painted last ni...
He looks up to see S frowning at him with her hands crossed at her stomach.
He grins and jumps to his feet seeing his Sweetamma.
D: Bangaram you are here !!
S: Startled ?? You didn't expect me here this time didn't you ?
D: No... but this is a sweet surprise for me!
He embraces her not minding the surroundings. She gets locked within the circle of his arms. S pushes him trying to free herself from his iron hold but he is too strong for her.
D: Why baby?
He rubs her nose with his.
S: This is a set !
D: It's ok ma everyone knows us they won't mind.
S: But I mind ! Why are you doing push-ups for this scene and what were you saying something like it is going to be easy for me now...
He leaves her. His hands at his hips now.
D: Yes Sweetu ma doing push-ups will make things easier for me for my next session that is what my trainer said.
D says innocently. S scowls.
S: Ohoo so you have already planned your next session and you have someone to train you as well.
D: Yes yes yes.
He nods his head. S gives him suspicious looks.
T comes to them.
T: Pabsu, Pabsu...how do I look ??
D: WOW !!! You are beauty personified T !!! Simply stunning !!!
He grins.S glares at him.
T: Oh thanks Pabsu ! Ok let me go and rehearse my lines. See you Sweety.
She leaves them.
D: I'll go freshen up and get ready bangaram meanwhile you rest in my van.
S: Why are you chasing me away ? What is your problem if stay here ?
D: No ma, I am not chasing you. It is hot in here you will sweat but the van has air-con you can relax there.
S: No need, even if I melt due to heat I am not leaving this set today.
D: Your wish ma.
D mv: What's wrong with her today?
D gets ready. SSR gives instructions to everyone.
SSR: Ok everyone move out I don't want anyone on that space except darling and T.
Everyone clears the area. S sits on a chair next to SSR to watch the scenes on screen beside the camera.
D pouts sending a kiss through the air to S who turns her face away.
SSR: Ok ready ready ! Start...camera...action !
D places his hand on T's waist for which she gives an aroused expression and she turns behind moving closer into his chest. He wounds his arms around her waist which she catches and tightens.
SSR: Cut ! Perfect ! Get ready for the next shot.
The scene plays on S's mind again. She keeps thinking of the part where D's hands grips T's waist. She clenches her fist and hits it hard on the chair hand rest.
The next shot has D trailing his fingers up her belly to her midriff to her chest and the fleshy part above. S grits her teeth.
Last scene in this costume is D and T hugging so that the tattoo in their arms can meet to show Mahendra-Avantika becoming one.
SSR: T and D please face each other and hug.
They stand in that position as the make-up artists do the final adjustments to their hairs and dress. SSR discusses the scene with Senthil.
T: Relax D, you are drifting away the tattoo won't be in alignment come closer.
D: Huh..oh... huh ...ss...sorry T.
D moves closer.
D: Oohh how long do we have to stand like this why can't he finish this shot and then yak with Senthil.
T: (chuckles) He must be discussing something important.
D: Yeah he will take his own sweet time and I am sweating like anything.
T: Why are you nervous ? Are you scared ??
D: No.. no just that.. it is too close.. I.. I am sorry T.
T: Hey why are you sorry ? This is our job. See it that way you won't feel anxious.
D takes a deep breath and relaxes. From where he is standing he sees S giving him killer looks and he feels all the air in him escape.
T: Oh no again you became weak ? Hmm ok let me tell you something to make you laugh. She tells a joke ( nothing bad ) and D starts laughing. Seeing him T too.
S mv: Does he have any thought that I am sitting here ? Look how he is having fun with her. Let him come today!!
SSR: Ok guys ready ! Start... camera...action !
"Kodi kougilla pothillalo
kuri vippindhi naa korika..."
SSR: Cut ! Ok very good. Now go and change your costumes.
The team get busy with their next task. T goes to change her dress. D walks to S.
D: Sweetu ma, come with me.
S: It's ok I am fine here.
She frowns. D rolls his eyes holds her by her elbow. She gets up and he literally drags her to his vanity van. Closing the door he pushes her to the wall and slams his hands against it blocking her path from both sides. Smirking he stares into her eyes and lips and then back to her eyes. Her heart races wondering what would be his next move. He leans forward focusing on her lips and she shuts her eyes tightly but he moves to her ears and whispers in his husky voice,
D: What's wrong with my bangaram today ? You were all fine till I spoke to you this morning now you seem to be in a bad mood. What happened ma?
His lips brushed her lobe as he whispered making her shiver.
S: Nn..n..nothing..
She stutters and turns her face away.
D: Nothing... mmm...then I'll do something...
Moving his hands to the curves of her hips, he kisses her behind her ears and down her neck to her shoulder. She gasps. Getting control of herself she pushes him and he moves back.
D: What ???
S: For this you need me! Why don't you go to her she is more beautiful right ?
Saying she opens the door and storms out of the room. D looks clueless. It takes him a while to register that his love was getting all jealous and possessive about his equation with T. Shaking his head he goes to get ready.
T wears a blouse that only covered her bossom leaving her skin exposed and on that material she ties a navy blue scarf. D comes out wearing a bottom of the same blue as T's scarf and a white robe covering his body. This irks S further.
He looks at S who is again seated at the same place, beside the tv screen. He smiles and goes to his spot. S ignores him.
SSR: Ok T now you have to stand infront of D and remove the knot of your scarf. D you have stare down there and when he does that T you have bring the scarf to his eyes. D you will pull that away and hug her. Remove your robe.
D eyes his assistant who comes and helps him untie his robe. He is now standing bare body. He calls SSR and whispers something. Nodding his head, he pats D's shoulder's and goes to his spot.
SSR: Ok... start..camera... action !
T removes her scarf but has a cloth covering her assets so she is not nude. D does as per instructions.
S widens her eyes at that scene.
S mv: Thoo shameless ! Look where his eyes are going. If SSR asked him to do this where were his brains ?? He should have denied who asked him to accept this?? Chi Chi... I never knew he was this disgusting!!
SSR: Cut! Ok done! Next scene.
T is told to lie on her back which she does.
SSR: Darling go over T.
D from where he is standing crosses her and comes to the other side. SSR gives him a "what did you just do" expression. D looks at him innocently while T laughs.
SSR: What did I ask you to do ?
D: You asked me to go over her.
Bending his elbow at his hips SSR hits his head with his other palm.
SSR: Reyy moddhu! Go over means you have to lie down facing her. She will be below you.
D: What the hell ????????
He exclaims swallowing hard.
SSR: Yeah this this a romantic song and I am going to show you guys getting intimate so for that I have to do this. You have to pull her chain off by your teeth also.
S from the place she is sitting watches the commotion b/w D and SSR.
D: Raj ! Anything but this ! I have an image I can't do this I have to watch this film with my family I... S isn't happy about me doing...
SSR: You doing it or shall I keep a liplock ?
D: No Raj !! Pls understand you are getting me into trouble !
SSR: T, is liplock fine with you ?
T: Anything for this movie is fine sir.
D: Hey T are you serious ?? No no no no don't pls don't !! Spare me !!
SSR: Then go over her.
D sighs expressing his contempt and left with no go, gets to his position. He doesn't come into contact with T instead supports his weight completely on his arms.
D: Look Raj, be quick with this! I won't go for retakes.
SSR: That depends on your performance.
He smirks at D who gives him an irritated look and goes back to his spot.
D: Ouch ! My arms are hurting!!
T: Relax D ! You can rest on me if you want.
D: Nuvvu em chepptavu talli ? ( What are you saying mother?) Even if my arm breaks it's alright but I'll not do that. Jai Aanjaneya!
T: Hmm your wish.
D: Aaa!!! Faster Raj !!!
SSR from his mike gives instructions.
SSR: Darling, come forth a little..
D moves up.
SSR: No no go back a bit.
D moves down.
SSR asks him to do this a few times when D can't take it anymore bursts out. He lift his head and shouts.
D: Amma neeyamma !! With her beneath me do you know how weird it is to move back n forth in this position ?? Looks like you won't rest until you get me slippered by my womenfolk and female fans !!!!
He looks at S who is already shooting daggers at him.
S mv: Ahaan! So this is why he was practicing push-ups earlier. Prashanti was right. Chi never knew he was this desperate!!
SSR gets up and walks to D.
SSR: What ra? What is your problem ??
D: Raj, pls understand things are not going smooth for me at this point in time Jejamma is fuming already and you want me to do these stuffs. Just think of my plight when I go home.
He turns to look at S who has gripped the mike tightly in her fist. D freaks out.
D: Saw that ? She has a hard object in her hand now if she hurls it at me at the right spot, I am done !! You have two kids to carry forward your lineage, I don't even have one. Pls Raj have mercy on me.
He pleads.
SSR: Hey she won't do that ra! She's just playing with you. Even if she does that why are we here ? We'll save you ! Don't worry !
D: Hmm what's the point of fixing the pieces together after the bulb is completely shattered...
D murmers.
SSR: What did you say ?
D: I..huh..I...for horse riding you practiced first and only when you found it safe you allowed us to same for mountain climbing, sword fighting and other things why for this you are straightaway asking me to do ? Why can't you do and show first ??
SSR: Rey, what are you saying ? How can I do this and show ? T is like a daughter to me and besides Rama is watching she will kick me out of our house if I did this.
D: Same here ! She is like a sister to me and...
T: Eh...Sister ah ? Do I look so aged ?
D: Ooohhh...akka kaadu chelli ok na ? ( Not elder, younger sister ok right ?) Pls keep quiet!
T: Then ok.
D: ...and you want your home to be safe but my home should wreck ?? It is unfair Raj !
SSR: Too bad either this or liplock.
T: I am ready.
D: Oh she's another one !! I asked you to keep quiet!!
SSR: Enti darling ? Which one ?
D: Gggrrr !! I'll stick to this.
SSR: Ok then do this well once and I will set you free.
D: Whatever !
D gets nervous as he watches S glaring at him. He goes for many retakes due to this. S is in jejamma mode. Her cheeks turn pink and eyes wells up seeing the numerous retakes. Finally D closes his eyes, takes in a deep breath looks at S once and enacts the scene.
SSR: Cut ! Perfect shot ! What an expression !! Excellent D!! Though you slipped many times you managed to get it through this time. Well done my boy! Guys, wrap up !
D gets up on his feet and as if school bell has rung and students run out of the class picking their bags he grabs his robe from his assistant's shoulders and covering himself he runs to S but he sees her missing at her chair.
D: Where is she ?
SSR: She left about 10 mins back.
D scowls. He quickly changes to his casual clothes and without saying bye to anyone leaves the set. He drives to S's flat sensing she would have gone home.
Meanwhile at S's home,
S: If I know him well enough, he should be on his way here. Rascal!! How dare he does all that to her with me by his side ??
Let him come.
She says as she heats up the end of a steel ladle by placing it on the stove.
D rings the bell. S opens the door.
D: Jujjuuu ma ...my carrot !! I am here !!
He grins. She raises her eyebrows.
S mv: Carrot ah...wait I'll make soup out of you!
Giving a half-smile,
S: Come in da.
D: What are you doing ma??
S: Mmm getting ready.
She rotates her fists.
D mv: Ooohhh I thought she was angry but no she is in a romantic mood. Pabsu, it is the right time don't wait ... Attack !!
D: Hee hee hee come then let's not waste time.
He puts his arm around her waist pulling her closer to him.
S: Wait ! What is the rush ? I have a surprise for you.
She holds his hand leading him to the hall she makes him sit on the sofa.
S: Sit here I'll come.
D: What Sweetu ma... usually I do these things but this time you are going to surprise me ohh wow I can't wait for it !! Come soon!!
S goes to the kitchen.
D: Oohh she has gone to get the milk.(Chuckles) Hmm this sofa will it be strong enough ? Let me test it.
He tests the sofa by jumping on it, lies on his stomach and next moment on his back. He gets up and shakes the sofa.
D: Ohh very strong like my Devasena. This should be good enough.
He sits like a newly wed groom waiting for his bride. Bending his head he blushes.
S comes out hiding the hot ladle behind her back with one hand and a cheepurakatta with the other. She goes to D.
D: Come bangaram come... sit..
With bloodshot eyes S shows him the hot ladle and cheepurakatta. Seeing her in that avatar, he recalls the scene from 'Arundathi'.
"Nuvvu nanna em cheyyalevu raa"
Giving a dramatic scream like yesteryear heroines ( closing his mouth by the back of his palm) D jumps and runs with S chasing him all around the house ! They come back to the hall and finally she catches him and attacks him with her cheepurakatta. She grips him by his hair,
S: She is beautiful ah ?? You will bite her chain off ah ?? Open your mouth... wait I'll scorch your tongue this hot ladle that will teach you a lesson to stay away from women !!!
D: Aiyoo...amma...jejamma mayamma...listen to me ma...don't do that !! It will hurt !! I am sorry I am sorry !!
S: Am I not enough for you ??? What do I lack ??? Is it because I don't have an hourglass figure ??? Or skin as milky as hers !!! Or is she satisfying you more than me ??
She whacks him.
D: Aiyoo...amma... akka... peddamma... naanamma... ouch...Sweetu nothing like that ma I don't want glass figure or milk skin... I only want my amul baby.. my Sweetu!!!
S: Yeah I saw that with my own eyes today ! How you were romancing her ?? Practicing push-ups before the shot you wanted to impress her didn't you !!
D: Ouch!...aaa!!... No ma... that push-ups has nothing to do with this scene. My instructor told me to do that so I could build up stamina for action sequences.
S: Ya ya don't I know what your action is ?? Gripping her waist.. hugging her..
D: Amma... naa bangaram.. that was what SSR wanted as an actor I have to do that how can I say no ? You are also an actor don't you know ???
She stops and takes deep breaths. She calms down. Seizing the chance he pulls away the cheepurakatta and ladle from her hands throwing it aside he holds her hands and makes her sit on the sofa. He sits on his heels infront of her.
D: Sweetu ma, what happened to you ? You are very understanding usually. Why are you behaving like this today ?
S: She... she is more beautiful and.. and you like her more than me... you will leave.. leave me for her...
S sobs. He hugs her and calms her.
D: Which idiot said I will leave my bangaram for her ?? Just so she's beautiful and I like her she can't take your place ma. Girls are stars whereas my Sweetu is 'Vennela' my only moon !
S: Still... I don't like it when you touch other girls... you are mine.
D chuckles at her possessiveness.
D: Yes I am yours ! No one can deny that but you know in our job we are required to do this. Why aren't you seeing it that way ?
S looks at him.
D: See just so I act intimately or praise someone as beautiful doesn't mean you have become less significant. If I say you are beautiful infront of T, won't she feel bad ?? Whereas I can say that to her in your presence because I know you will understand me. T is like a kid Sweetu ma.. how can I ever... I can't see her that way...
S: Liar ! You saw her down there.
D: No I didn't. Before that scene you saw me calling Raj and whispering to him... I told him I will not look there, I will focus on her cloth or skin you tell Senthil to shoot it that makes it seem as if I was gaping at her. I promise I was not looking at that. Trust me.
S feels at peace.
S: Hmm... you bit her chain off her midriff how disgusting ?
D: SSR was threatening to keep a liplock if I didn't do that. Which is better that or this ?
S: This is better.
D: Exactly !
S smiles. D joins his forehead with her hers. He holds both her hands.
D: I love you so much bangaram.It hurts when you behave indifferently with me. Pls don't pick fights for such trivial issues. I can't keep proving myself to you each time. Don't give way for suspicion. Once it creeps up it will destroy a relationship. It will ruin our happiness. I don't want that happening to us. Pls understand ma.
S: I am so sorry Pabsu pa... I know what you mean. It was so silly of me to behave that way. I am sorry da henceforth I'll not be possessive.
D: Little possessiveness is fine but not like how you reacted today.
Both laugh.
S: I feel so bad. I should apologise to T as well. What would she think of me ?
D: Just leave it. She doesn't know anything that was going on b/w us even as I was leaving she came up to me and said Pabsu, bring Sweety tomorrow we 3 can go and have ice-cream. What do we do with her ?
They chuckle.
D: All doubts clear ?
S: Mmm... no doubts I trust my Pabsu.
She kisses his forehead.
S: But I want to ask you something.
D: What is that ??
S: You were fumbling to do the last scene with her quite a few times and you went for retakes but then you looked at me once and after that shot was ok. How ?
D: You really want to know ?
S: Yes.
D: It is a secret. Give me your ears.
S turns her ears towards him.
D: I imagined you in place of T. You were laying there bare body and had only that chain which I pull off with my teeth. As I came closer you...
He leans on her she pushes him away and blushes.
S: Chi chi chi dirty fella...your thoughts are so filthy...
D: ...when I think of you !!
She looks up to him.
S: Oh no darling look at your face it has turned pink...
D: That means...
S: No no no!!
D: Yes yes yes!!
"Pacha bottesina pillagaada neetho pachchi praayaalane panchukuntaanu ra.."😳
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