Originally posted by: bahubalifan
Disclaimer:This is purely a work of fiction. No offense or disrespect intended to any individual.
Continuation of 'Cutting tomatoes' 😆
After dinner, they chit-chat for sometime and SSR leaves to his home.The ladies are talking in the hall and the men are chilling out in the porch.
D: Hmm...don't you think 3 weeks is too long ? What would they do for that much time ? Atleast we would eat, booze and sleep they don't do that also then what is the fun ?
R: Oh bava don't you know? Every 10 steps they walk they'll stop, pose and take selfies contorting their faces like all animals on this planet, select only one best of the 100 pics they take to post it on twitter/insta as #girlsdayout or #besties and wait for likes. For this they make a trip.
D: Is it ? Baboi...so boring...
R: Avunu bava...seriously one day itself was tough thanks to SSR somehow we managed.
D: Exactly...I'll take any risk but not this one.
R: Me too. My siren is not that bad, push her stuff toy to her and she will keep quiet but your siren abbo ! once it starts it won't stop soon.
D: Yeah you said it. But how will we tell this to them ? S will tie me to the pillar and shoot 3 arrows at one go! What I taught her will be used against me, na karma.
R: My wife is no less ra! So what if there is no mace she will take the punching bag and hurl it at me she's specially training in kickboxing to attack me.
D: (chuckles) We have to tackle them carefully.
R agrees. They go in to talk to their wives. The ladies are discussing.
D: Serious discussion going on ra bava...you go first.
R: Why me always.. you are elder you go first !
D: You are maharaja and i am sarvasainyadakshudu so pls take the lead..
R: Grrr bava you !!!!
S: Hey what are you both doing there ? Come on, join us.
R goes sits next to his wife and our fevicol jodi stick together.
R: So what's up ladies ?
S: We are planning for our trip bro.
D&R eyetalk pleading the other to go first finally our hero musters courage and,
D: S..erm... 3 weeks trip isn't it too much ?
S: What ??
D: ( oh god !! ) I mean.. how can I live without you for 3 weeks my sweetu?
R: Yes honey, I will go weak if I don't see you for weeks you know.
R wife & S raise eyebrows at each other.
R wife: Oh really ? Then how does Mr.Bhalla manage when away from home for shooting months together ?
S: Right ! And you Mr.Baahu were away from me happily enjoying in US for a month, you are still alive na ?
D&R : That... errr ( they fumble)
R wife & S: We are going on this trip! That's it !
D & R frown. Give each other the "we are finished" look.
R's wife: Ok S so dress code for beach day will be a two piece.
D: ( Looks up ) Errr..two piece ante... kurtha-jeans or salwar something like that kada ? ( looking confused )
R wife : (Chuckles) No annayya... 2 piece means bikini.
D : Enti, bikiniyaa ??? ( pulls the table cloth and wraps around S ) NO WAY !!
R rofl seeing his bava's act.
S: Issshhh... why are you overreacting as if I am in one now ? ( admonishes him, takes the cloth off and puts it on the table)
D: Not that S, such kind of dresses isn't good what will people think ?
S: What is there to think ? When I wore one in billa you had no issues why now ?
D: Mahaatalli, that time I was billa ma, I was billa (beats his chest) infront of me you wear or don't wear doesn't matter... the place you're going will have many billas even bhallas I can't allow them to feast their eyes on my wife ! 😡
R: Reyy bava, bhalla is decent ra ! (Chuckles)
His wife giggles and swats him lightly.D glares at R, eyeing him to shut up.
D: ( calms down and holds S palm ) Look bangaram, we have a swimming pool here I'll have a mesh put all around and personally guard the area myself you can wear that bikini or chikini and swim as much as you want I'll not say anything but pls not outside !
R and his wife widen their eyes and look at D before breaking into a laughter. S covers her eyes in embarrassment and D smiles innocently.
R's wife: Relax guys ! We were just pulling your legs. There is no bikini and we're only going for 3 days not 3 weeks.
D&R : Huh ?
R's wife : Yup ! We wanted to see your reaction so I said that looks like it didn't go well with you guys and you went chasing that poor soul.
S: Yeah. You managed one day well so we are now confident that we can rely on you when there is a real need. Atha said she can come over to manage the house and kids during my absence.
R wife: And I will leave our kids at my mom's place. Happy ??
D&R: 😃 ( mv: success !! )
S: But my darling, even after marriage and kids you are still so possessive and protective about me.! You are chooo chweet !!! ( She pulls his cheeks )
D: Doesn't matter S, nothing has changed. To me you are still the same as the first time I met you😳
S: 😳
R's wife: Aaawww my iconic couple !!! ( Looks at R) You got to learn a lot from him.
R: Hey, he is my student! Right bava ?
D: I don't know who you are. S do you know him ?
S: Noo...I don't know him either ( winks her eye at R's wife)
R: Traitors !!!
R's wife: ( laughs ) Oh my teddy bear ( holds his arm ) S has told me how you and SSR played cupid in their lives and they are ever indebted to you both.
D: Not only that in many occasions we used him well and he tolerated all our nonsense though he was fuming inside. He is a true sweetheart !
R's wife looks at him in awe and R gives a proud smirk.
DS smile at the couple.
S: How about a game of cards ??
Other 3 agree.
R: I am partnering with bro !
R's wife: Oh only you have a bro ? I too have my bro. Come annayya ( calls D ) we're going to win this game !
D: Yes !!
S: Ahaan we'll see !!
R: Reyy bava, don't take all the good cards and give it to your bangaram like how you did in that fb chat show.
DS: 😳
R's wife: 😆
Their laughter and banter continue late into the night.
THE END !
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