Team Taani || Discussion Thread IO - Page 46

Originally posted by: deepkriti

sadaf's idea is good. It should be a double meaning talk😉jismein taarey kuch aur samjhe aur mummy papa kuch aur😆

Originally posted by: deepkriti

aimee I know re!!!🤣

I told jhanvi the same thing

but she being my baayfraand, told me that she think mine is good🤪

I have no regrets in telling that my humour point isn't working right now. I am the backbencher in this task

Originally posted by: princess_tara

me tou her task me backbencher hoti hun🤣🤣
btw wat happen to u yar
jitna mene tumhari stories read ki hain u r not at all bad at writing humour

hey

anyone here

wese mene likha toh hai but i dont know acha hai ya nhi

i know bohut bura hai but plzzz chapal mat maarna 😉

manager: excusme mam, you need any help?

taani: no umm haan actully mujhe kissi se milna hai ..mein bas kisi ka wait kar rhi thi

manager : mam kahin aap woh toh nahin jo ladke walon ki family se milne wali thi

taani : haan

manager : ohh toh aap yahan kya kar rhi hain mam please come, yeh rahi ladke ki family ..

taani : ohk thanks...

taani : hello ...how r u??

rey's mom : hello ?? how r u ?? oyee yeh kya par chona nhi sikhaya kisi ne

taani : (confused) what ??

rey'mom : zaban lada rahi hai..chal peer pad mere ...aashirwad lene k liye

taani : ohk .. namaste

rey's mom: aur apne hone wale sasur ji ke peer bhi toh padd

taani : ok . namaste uncle

rey's mom : oye yeh kya engrezy (english) mein oky oky bolti hai ..badon se na zara tameez se pesh aate hai haan ji ...na ji kar ke baat karte hain samjhi ..

taani: haan ji (yeh rey kahan reh gaye hain)

rey's dad : kiss ko dhoond rahi hoo??

taani : woh uncle mein re...

rey's mom : Ooo.. tujhe kise ne yeh nhi bataya k apny hone walay pati ka naam nhi laitai.

taani : haan ji

rey's mom : wese mera golu na bas aata hi hoga ..woh na uska pet (stomach) kharab hai. ajai ga.

taani : (in her mind) golu?? rey ki mom isse golu bulati hai ?? pet kharab abhi toh sahe tha.

rey's mom : arry kahan kho gai, par tu mujhe yeh bata ke tujhe ghar ke kaam toh aate hain na aur khane mein kya kya bana leti ho ?

taani : khana ?? arry aunty khana banana toh mere left hand ka kaam hai

rey'dad: kyun beta right hand kharab hai.

rey's mom :aa ji ap na chup he raho bas pee ke aajate ho .. wese tumhain ghar ke kaam toh aate hi honge na ...jhado pochha ..kapde dhona ..yeh saare kaam toh aate hi honge aur haan mere golu ko na roz alag alag tarah ka khana pasand hai toh tu iss ke liye rozz naye naye pakwan banana theek hai aur tumhari taraf se toh haan hi hai na ??

taani : haan ji meri taraf se to haan hi hai (in mind) lo taani gaaye tu kaam se kya soch ke yahan aayi thi k rey k parents se milongi and rey aane do isse mujhe yahan phasa kar khud pata nhi kahan hain

rey : arey taani tum yahan?? i mean tum yahan kya kar rhi ho ??

taani : rey.. umm ji aap aagaye ??

rey : (confused) kya ?? taani u ok ? any way tum yahan kya kar rhi ho ?? mein kabse tumhara wait kar raha tha

taani : mera wait but mein toh yahin pe hi hoon ...aap ke parents ke sath

rey : (confused) mere parents ??? taani yeh mere parents nahin hain//

taani : whhaaatt ??? what u mean ??? matlab yeh aapke parents nahin hain??

rey : nahin taani woh toh tumhara indar wait kar rahe hain..

aunty : oye yeh tu kis se baat kar rahi hai ...woh dekh mera golu aagaya

taani : aa aunty aapko na koi misunderstanding hui hai mein woh nhi hoon jo aap samjh rahi hai

aunty : oye kya nhi samjh rahi ..chal chor ..golu dekh toh mene na tere liye teri dulhan dhoondli hai

taarey : (shocked) whaat ??

rey's mom: rey beta tum yahan kya kar rahe ho ..tum toh taani ko lene gaye the na ?

rey's dad : haan rey kabse indar wait kar rahe the

rey : dad, mom yahan bohut badi confussion ho gayi hai ..actully yeh taani hai and woh by mistak un logon ko mere parents samjh gayi

rey's mom : ohh koi baat nhi mein baat karti hoon...excuse me umm dekhiye aap logon ko koi galat faimy hui hai taani aap logon ki nhi hamari bahu ban ne wali hai ??

aunty : oye teri himmat kaise hui meri hone wali bahu ko apne bahu kehne ki..yeh meri hone wali bahu hai mere golu ki dulhan

rey's mom : excuseme how dare u ?? woh meri bahu ban ne wali hai.. mere bete rey ki wife

aunty : aise kaise kissi ke sath bhi chali jaye gi aur is ne toh shadi ke liye haan bhi kar di hai

rey : mom, mom stop it mom ..dad aap mom ko indar leke jao hum aate hain..plzz mom

taani : dekhiye aunty ji mein aap ko saari baat samjhati hoon

rocky (golu) : mami ji chodiye na wese bhi m,ujhe yeh nhi mujhe piya pasand hai jo mere sath hai

aunty : theek hai golu agar tujhe woh piya pasand hai toh phir theek hai mujhe koi aetraz nhi hai

mujhe maaf kar dena beta woh galati se tujhe apni bahu samjh bethi ..bohut khushnaseeb hoga woh parivaar jise tujh jaise bahu mile gi ...khush raho

taarey : bye aunty

taani : pphhewww thank God ke woh aapke parents nahin the

rey : hmm kitni big misunderstanding ho gayi thi na ??

taani : hmm sach mein but thank God sab theek ho gaya

rey : ya sab theek ho gaya but ab jinse milna hai unse toh mil lo...mom, dad tumhara intezaar kar rahe hain

taani : chalo..

taani: namastai

rey: namastai???

taani : sorry abb hi aunty..how r u

rey's mom : hello taani beta ..m good .. tum mujhe batao tumhain rey mein kya acha lagta hai??

taani : jahan tak mene inhen jana hai yeh bohut ache hain

rey's dad : good..but tum aise ladke se shadi kyun karna chahti jiska koi career hi nhi hai

taani : nahin uncle aisa nahin hai rey ka career hai unka dance... inka passion woh best dancer hain and aaj agar hum donon sath hain toh woh bhi inki dance ki wajah se mujhe rey pe pura bharosa hai and i know uncle ek din aap bhi rey pe proud karoge

rey's dad : hmm well i m impressed ..agar tumhain itna yakeen hai toh ok

rey's mom : wese kuch bhi kaho mujhe toh taani bohut pasand aayi

rey's dad : haan toh mujhe konsa aitraz hai ..afterall mere bete ne life mein kuch toh sahi decesion liya

rey : (excited) ohh toh yeh shadi pakki ??

rey's mom : haan haan dekho toh kitna excite ho raha hai ..so deal is done

rey's dad : yeh lo... rey tumhari mom toh tumhari shadi ko bhi deal samjh rahi hai

rey's mom : aapko toh bas moka chahiye

rey's dad : arey ab mene kya kiya ??

rey's mom : kya kiya matlab tum mujhse ladayi kar rhe ho

rey's dad : mein ladayi kar raha hoon ...arey tumne start ki

taani : rey kya aap nhi wahi soch rahe hain jo me soch rahi hoon

rey : haan taani but tum kya soch rahi hoo ??

taani : yahi ke kya hum bhi 20 saal baad aise hi ladayi karenge ??

rey : nahin ..nahin hum ladayi nhi karenge or wese bhi mein toh ladayi karta hi nhi

taani : what u mean ke aap ladayi nhi karte ..infact aap hi ladayi shuru karte ho

rey : what mein no taani tum hamesha ladayi karti ho

taani : aap

rey : tum...

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Originally posted by: butterfly-ravee

I scnd deepkriti . Awesome one Rabia. I m also on ur side :D