Take 0:Satyanashing 21[IO] - Page 101

Originally posted by: -Jamba-

And in aaj ka ess-pecial from Dwitiya...

Junior Vamp: Oh Ammi-ji, would you pretty please drink this soup? Its garnished with this rare, untraceable poison that will lay you as flat as Sashi babua in 30 seconds, and you won't even have to make those weird faces or stuff cotton in your cheek. Sachi.

Senior Vamp: Of course, beta. But let me first ruminate on whether all the shaadi preparations are going exactly as I ordered. You see - despite having had only one eye all my life and having been completely blind for Gul-knows how many years - I'm more in tune with current phasion than the lot of you nincompoops. So Ahil beta - Ten-hut! Report status.

Clueless ML: (snaps to attention) Ma'am yes ma'am! All the gear has been laid out for inspection at oh-five-hundred hours tomorrow. But I sorta lost my appetite after hearing the sidekick steal my thunder. You see - I'm still stuck on "Nafrat paas aane na de", but that jerk swiped "Mohabbat door jaane na de" today!" 😡

Junior Vamp: Of course you are, Ammi-ji. Saira Banu and Asha Parekh want to know where you got your blouse. But in the meantime - won't you drink your soup while the rest of us watch breathlessly, and completely NOT obviously? 🤗

And if you still won't drink the blasted stuff - how about I spoon it up to your lips while you stroke the cat? I only have another 30 minutes left in my contract - and Gul doesn't have the budget to pay me overtime. 🤗 🤗

Precap: The cat laps up the spilled soup and takes the fast track elevator to Cat Valhalla.

Originally posted by: -Jamba-

And in aaj ka ess-pecial from Dwitiya...

Junior Vamp: Oh Ammi-ji, would you pretty please drink this soup? Its garnished with this rare, untraceable poison that will lay you as flat as Sashi babua in 30 seconds, and you won't even have to make those weird faces or stuff cotton in your cheek. Sachi.

Senior Vamp: Of course, beta. But let me first ruminate on whether all the shaadi preparations are going exactly as I ordered. You see - despite having had only one eye all my life and having been completely blind for Gul-knows how many years - I'm more in tune with current phasion than the lot of you nincompoops. So Ahil beta - Ten-hut! Report status.

Clueless ML: (snaps to attention) Ma'am yes ma'am! All the gear has been laid out for inspection at oh-five-hundred hours tomorrow. But I sorta lost my appetite after hearing the sidekick steal my thunder. You see - I'm still stuck on "Nafrat paas aane na de", but that jerk swiped "Mohabbat door jaane na de" today!" 😡

Junior Vamp: Of course you are, Ammi-ji. Saira Banu and Asha Parekh want to know where you got your blouse. But in the meantime - won't you drink your soup while the rest of us watch breathlessly, and completely NOT obviously? 🤗

And if you still won't drink the blasted stuff - how about I spoon it up to your lips while you stroke the cat? I only have another 30 minutes left in my contract - and Gul doesn't have the budget to pay me overtime. 🤗 🤗

Precap: The cat laps up the spilled soup and takes the fast track elevator to Cat Valhalla.

Originally posted by: soapsuds

HHBB 🤗

Catch up with y'all later. Off to work now.

J keep'em coming. What a great start to the day! 🤣

Originally posted by: -Jamba-

Forgot to add climax scene - FL totally channeled Soup Nazi from Seinfeld and yelled "No soup for you!!!" 😃

Quick check in and check out as Murphy is viraajmaan. 😡 😡 Until later...

Originally posted by: howcome

Where be the sign up sheet...umm for Baawre pankhi association? 😃

Sutradhar gets brownie points ...jus for hanging around.😊