Welcome to today's lesson plan
Heineken headquarters:
Mommy I am bored?
Go do a puzzle!
Goenka land:
Mommy I am bored, I am going to go find a girl
Yeah, you do that while I solve this puzzle!
Lesson: Watching sabun can turn all your notions of mommy-hood on their head
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Heineken to self: That girl that your husband had an affair with? For only 8 years? Yeah that girl, throw her out of your house, pronto!
Paro: He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not! Keeping her in our house is the only way to prove beyond doubt that he loves me.
Lesson: There can never be enough people in the sabun house and mahanta hei knows no bounds for achhi, sushil bahu
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Ms. Vamp (of the moment) -
I want to kill you and so I will go hit the brand new car you gifted me in to someone. And then make gooey eyes at the person I went ka-boom into.
Lesson: Logic boat pe na chadein, dimaak will chaki peesing and peesing.
Heineken headquarters:
I love you Mommy!
I love you too baby!
Barkat villa:
:-z - I ❤️ U - In a letter, on a parantha
:-a - I ❤️ U - In a bowl full of suji
Lesson: Spoken words meant nothing in sabun land. PHD is 1000 ways to miss saying ILU
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Welcome to hell, Ms. Khushi Kumari Gupta..err..sorry galti se mistakiya ho gaya.. Welcome to my 5 bottle challenge Ms. Sanam Asad Khan!
First challenge - Jump in the pool to get my watch. Can't swim? Maani haar? No? OK jump and I will come save you
Lesson: The next year of the show is mapped out, no need to sochho!
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Celebrations begin in advance for one year in to the show.. opsss..
Shadi ki pehli salgirah Mubarak ho Shehansha!
Aap ko bhi Jodha begum!
Director: Ok now hug!
Yeah, smile smile
I can't stand the sight of him
Director: Bigger smile, yeah yeah!
She is spoiling my hair. I blow-dried it just this morning.
Director: Blissful smile, there much better!
Uff when will this get done!!!!!!
Fandom: Sigh sigh Akdha
Lesson: Sapnoin ki duniya mein rehna he accha hei
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Mr New angry man on the block (EBP) and Ms. Open mouth have made tremendous strides in their relationship and have finally done it.. with mirror reflection on the floor so that everyone can see it EBP at the same time.
Fandom has not woken up yet, but for one nake shrimati who dared to talk about the abuse of Aai.. She was asked to shutuppiya and close shop
Lesson: err..same as above
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In AD news, Gold awards were held recently, there was a gold carpet, most celebs were dressed in black and gold (to get lost in the backdrop of course)
Ms. :-a and Mr :-z won best newcomers - popular. Fandom is going nuts congratulating themselves for their days and nights of hard work 🥳
Howie-sa aap will be excited to know that Ms. Chapped lips was also seen walking out with a trophy in hand. So was a Ms. Balla who dropped more than a few pounds while showing her jhalak in front of Mr Johar while singing "hum hei dewaane" in sabun land
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Mafi for typos, and galti se mistakiya.. all read no see makes Heineken a satyanashing girl
Edited by hain - 11 years ago
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