||Sarunians Chit Chat Show||#27(IO) - Page 54

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ayesha mujhe teri photo dekhni hein, ki tu kaisi dihkthi hien😳😳😆

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Read on... You will relax...



Lord Ganesha had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi...
Most men have one... Ziddi...
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National food of India ---- "KASAM"
Sab khaat hain...
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"If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory"!!
That's the power of Smile !!
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Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman...
Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men!!
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'Sympathy'... You can get from Anybody --
But..! 'Jealousy'... You have to Earn it!
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Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall ...
And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch ... It'll move on its own!!
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Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..
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Only 3 living beings are immune to cold on earth:
1. Polar bears
2. Penguins
3. Females wearing sleeveless & backless at marriages in India !
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Promises are like babies!!
Fun to make but Hell to deliver...
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Getting bored??? Need some adventure in life?
Go to a stranger's wedding and scream... 'Don't marry dear... I still love you'!
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Insaan sub se zyada maafi kis k saaman mangta hai?
Guess, guess!
Bihkari ke saamn ---- "Maaf karo Baba"
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One economical thought:
'The best line which helps you save money when going for dinner with your girlfriend- . . . "Bol kya khayegi MOTI?"