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Posted: 12 years ago

#11

Originally posted by: Sayed.
ohk I am going to pray namaaz and recite holy Quraan

ok no probs 😊

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Posted: 12 years ago

#12

kal to poori tarha haar chuke the hum bas
ye dhoni ka hi luck aur karishmayi batting thi jo
jeet paay warna ye sachin ya kisi aur ke bas ki
baat nahi thi.

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Posted: 12 years ago

#13

Hum Ne Sajaye Hain Ankhonain Main Hazaroon
khawab Unky
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Ik Wo Hain
Ke Unhein Fursat Hi Nahi Yaad Karny Ki.

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Posted: 12 years ago

#14

Classic Insult:
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Once a boy Uploaded a photo
holding a dog on Facebook..
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Girl commented:" Which one is you ??
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Boy replied:" The One holding you..

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Posted: 12 years ago

#15

HEIGHT OF ATTITUDE:
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A cockroach's last words
to a
man, who is about to kill him:
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"Go ahead & kill me,
u coward..!
U r jealous of
me bcoz ur wife is afraid of me & NOT
AFRAID OF YOU"..

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Posted: 12 years ago

#16

Girl : Hi Baby...
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Boy : Hi My Love... (Sending failed)
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Girl : Are You Here ?
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Boy : Yes Yes I'm Here (Sending
failed)
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Girl : Are You Ignoring Me Or
What!?
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Boy : Honey, I'm Not... I'm Right
Here...(Sending Failed)
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Girl : It's over; Don't you ever talk
to me again!
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Boy : Damn ! Go to hell ! (Message
Sent)

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Posted: 12 years ago

#17

Wonderful confession
by a girl
and
amazing reply she got :
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She : dad I m in love
with a boy who is
far away from me.
I m in Pakistan and he lives
in uk.
We met on matrimonial
website,
Became friends on fb,
Had long chats on
whatsapp,
Proposed each other on
skype,
&
now 2 months of
relationship
through
viber, I need ur
blessings and good
wishes ''oh
daddy',
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Her dad said :
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Now get married on
twitter,
Have fun on tango,
Buy your kids from
ebay,
Send them through
gmail,
And if u r fed up with ur
husband.
OLX " pe bech de "!

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Posted: 12 years ago

#18

Ladki ki vidai ke time dulhe ka Mobile Baja..
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Dulhan ne dulhe ko Kas ke Thappad Mara..
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Pata hai Kyu...??
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kyu ki... dulhe ki Mobile Ki Ringtone Thi...
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Dil me apne armaan chhupa ke hum
chale...
aaj hum apni maut ka saman utha le chale.