BB6 FORUM's E-Swayamvara/Swayamvadhu :P - Page 9

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Siriusly Sharon? 😆

Is the counterpart to a key, another key?

Originally posted by: TheBoss

Hades make up your mind quick warna aise hi kuwari marjaogi... 😆

Waqt kisike liye nahi thamta... Aaajh tum, kal koi aur... thats the cycle of life.

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Yeah, this is off topic. But it was about members of the BB forum, so we posted here. It was all in good fun. We had our share of laughs. I guess it would be alright if people report and have mods shut it down. 😆

Originally posted by: znursingh

R_T_H= Does missing the party equal missing the bus too?

Please consider my application seeking entry-I've been a long term,ardent but silent admirer a for the longest tome/blog/time as Ekta is my witness!

Originally posted by: charminggenie

@Hades

your queen bee is e-flirting with me, please control her, she is all your now

But Zee/ZEM is my officially legally married other half...let her be forever faithful to me!

Originally posted by: znursingh

KIND ATTENTION-Ms CHANDRAMUKHIji,CEO@,MARRIAGEPORTAL.RTH

Enclosed please find ONE(1) Application for Candidature for your URGENT perusal

To Ms R_T_H's omni-sexuality,I offer my Pan-sexuality,

To----"-----'s marital & maternal experience,add mine-2 EACH of:- husbands(at different times!),children,grandkids!

To----"----'s preferred age groups-I'm closer to 81 than to 18!

To----"----'s love of polyandry,mine for polygamy or strictly monotonous monogamy!

To Axeion's Queen bee status,my petition to be appointed doyenne/duck's nuts/bees'knees.

What I will bring to e-relationship?

Immense e-respect and e-affection. Happen-chance upon some e-erection?

How will we survive in hell?

a) build a cozy bonfire around brimstone and consign our vanities into the flames,and/or

b) Inveigle Charon to arrange a hellish cruise down the Styx with Cerberus and his canine orchestra caterwauling softly,providing Bollywood style back ground music. I will happily play either Demeter(unfortunate mother fixation at play here!!) to her Persephone OR the impatient dolt Orpheus to her hapless,eternally unattainable Eurydice! (Gosh! Our Savitri did a more efficient job of bringing back the dead!!)

I hope the above will meet your strict parameters and meet with R_T_H's approval!

Sincerely and very hopefully,I humbly remain,

Zee/Zem/Zozo (Suffering from an acute case of IF-inflicted-MID-Syndrome!)

PS=Conundrum-Why am I sending sulfurous eggs,rotten green tomatoes and the most

odoriferous of all footwear to THE BOSS????! Obeying but under confuzzled protest-kindly note!