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Posted: 13 years ago

BREAKING NEWS MADHUBALA show mein MUQABALA

News Report

Chugalkor Aunty has reported that expressionath Baba claimed Vivian to be expressionless and he stated he should learn to give expressions from his co- star DD. So Zee Channel news decided to investigate the inside story.

On the sets of Madhubala

Vivian Pareshaan..."Mein tho itne saarey expressions deta hoon.. phir bi?"

DD "Koi gal nahin Soniya... I'll teach you how to give consistent expressions! COME SHOW ME YOUR EXPRESSIONS first"

"I've just been slapped expression"

"My band bajaing expression"

"Uff my heart breaking cheeky expressions".

"My Romantic expressions".

"My joot bole kawa kaate.. lying face".

"My happy face 😃 expression - I'm better than a smiley too!".

"Don't tell Vahb.. but these are my flirting😉 expressions!"

"Emotional expressions 😭".

"Look I can give the Viraj Dobriyal 'Trademark eyebrow' expression too!"

"I'm going to KILL YOU expression".

"Hailla! Now I'm scared - Look Vivian.. My scared expression!".

"My trademark snide look".

"My jail going expression"

"Can't be bothered expression".

"My tali hua expression... "

"My tantrum expression".

"My Sasuma tormenting expression 😛... reserved for Onscreen only. Offscreen pe tho sasuma torment is impossible! "

"My, I will get on your nerves expressions".

"In pain, disgusted, I hate blood expression - so different to my Abhay 'I love blood' expression".

"My Praschit face".

"My ticked off, angry expression".

"My Chai drinking face - sexy isn't it?"

"My thinking and scheming face".

"Oh Maa! Now I know where you are going wrong, infact you give too many different expressions Vivian. Let me explain - Less is More. Look at me... I am consistent. Whether I'm happy or crying or shocked or sleeping I keep a Straight face, wide open eyes.. I hardly ever knit my brows. The difference of emotions depends on the glycering used. Let the Glycering do all the work. Ek hi expression se viewers ko dho daal!

Dekho!

"I'm watching - Look my watching, concentrating expression".

"My sleeping expression - see straight face, just eyes closed this time".

"Ow Wow 👏 - Look I even give expressions in sleep acting with eyes wide open... ".

"Dekho! Ek hi expression Straight face, wide eyes... if happy them tiny smile, and when very worried knit eyebrows a bit.. warna same to same chaltha hai boss!"

"Look even in this sad scene... expressions didn't change... Glycerine increased 😉"

"When you need to overact - Then show your teeth!"😃

"And When CV's give us a bonus, then smile naturally in the take... increase the expression!"

"Hats off to you! Tunney tho Ek hi expression se viewers ko dho daala! GURU JI!"

😎 "Thank you! See jis ki fan ki bheer ho, jis ki sexy back ho.. woh ban jaathi hai Expression Queen!" 😉

DIRECTOR YELLS OUT TO DVD

Why are you both standing there giving expressionless expressions! Vivian your expressions are perfectly fine don't change... carry on as normal.

DD If you want to make yourself useful then teach Vivian to dance only. As Papu can't dance Saala!"

"Arrey boss! Ek proffessional footballer se ball cheen naa and ussey gungroo pehnana mushkil hi nahin.. Namumkin hai!"

Disclaimer

Post for fun, no offence to anyone and no one has been harmed by this post.. physically any way. lol.

Love DVD and keep commenting in the Rank box and get DVD and this show to number 1.

Carisma.. xx

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Posted: 13 years ago

Return of the Mod...(Title inspired by the song Return of the MACK)

Awo sunaoon tume 8 ka fanda, yeh nahin pyaare koi mamuli bandaa!
They say television is inspirational... Madhu and RK fight.

Then it's obvious that the viewers will be influenced too - So then they fight.

And Ufff if the fight is in Madhubala forum - tho tho phir Bara baj jaathey hain and evryone goes in to become a Gold medalist .

Tho parr jaathi hai is mein bechaarey mods ki waatt. Posts after posts roll out like Lottery balls Then ab bechaarey mods ho jaathey hain buzy aur laga dey they hain Aaat ki Waatt .

U can imagine how painful and emotional athyachar is to close a post... In the end Mods decide Quit your complaining bhol ke kaam nahin chaltha. So they decide to pack their bags and leave for a more peaceful life .

BUT in becaahron ke naseeb mein araam kahaan. Because as soon as the mods leave it becomes a again. Bechare peace making devils (Shrish.. le aaj thu baj beta lol).. Likhey jo kath tuje - woh teri yaad mein send karthey hain.

Ab sab bachey and hum budhon ka pyaar dekh kar mods ka dil pigal jaatha hai. And their love for number brings them back!

And the first thing they have to do is get back to work again and clear the forum up again.

Watch for yourself soon this post is gonna get decorated with an Aaat aswell... Bohot baja daali Mod ki.

Moral of the story is... These Mods are human like us, they also come to the forum to have fun and drool over my Vivian 😡 😆... Seriously.. They don't get paid for this and without them we'd be lost. So why give them a hard time?

This post is to Appreciate Shifali.. We love you Yaara and thank you for coming back.

We appreciate that you do a hard job and woh bi free mein.

Tere jaaney se ek baat patha chali...how much we all adore you.. Shrish tho sab se zyaada boss! 😉... Lol.

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Posted: 13 years ago

Rishabh Kundra - An epitome of CHILDHOOD LOST

Okay snoozers in long posts - Grab your caffine doses in double amounts and rest a footstool beneath your feet and enjoy...

Yes This one is a serious post.. Khabie khabie I take a break from BBB-ing and getting serious.

An image, which has utilised every last drop from the fevicol tube has firmly cemented itself on to my mind.

An image of a 29 year old. tantrum chucking, twinkling superstar RK. His hand deeplily wounded and heavily bleeding.. yet still carrying an antique sitting apparatus with a forcible strength, passion and detemination. He dragged this 'life support machine', his late fathers throne. In every step of this arduous hill climb his physical pain and struggle, profound grief and independence was evident. Whether this was the journey of his life, or just one up the stairs.. it was a journey he wanted to complete by himself, without the help of of even his birth giver. Like a glass of water or a face towel this too was for his take on a silver platter, but he meaningfully rejected it.

Why would a son refuse help from his mother? Her blood runs through his every vein, the same blood that incidently was oozing out of his wounds, ironically his mother has given him a life- but at the same time taken away all it's non materialistic pleasures from it.

This is the mother to whom he was bonded to as a young child till he was almost a young adult. Undoubtedly he had a enduring loving relationship with his father who untimely met his end (through death abandoning him). An untimely death of a parent can cause grief to a child, espessionally one which is as young as Rishabh (at 12), especially after encountering such an experience. The thought which would still make one shudder. Rishabh's fathers death flashback is the only time we ever get to see his human side. He's left to play a match of life - without a coach. This was the very time when he needes consolation from the other parent. Rishabhs least concern at the time would have been financial matters or stability. He needed a friend.. a guide.

BUT before he could count 1,2,3 within the same breath - his mother remarried.

There are plenty of young mothers who'd do what Mrs ex Kundra, Now Mrs Bhatia has done, and one cannot condone her for it as each persons circumstances are subjected.

BUT Rishabh was a minor to understand this. However Rishabh cannot be blamed for his hatred for the Bhatias because they are indeed a nasty piece of work. And it's surprising that RK's mom fails to realise this. BUT for a child to adapt to a step parent is indeed a task especially when the parent is a manipulative being.

A child finds it utmost difficult to break loyalties with a late parent and embrace a new partner of their parent in any ordinary situation let alone one where you are thrown a man like Mr Bhatia to deal with. RK seemed unknown of this marriage as per the flashback.. which means his mother neglected her sons opinion in the matter. Naturally the dynamics will change because a son will always find it more difficult to accept another man in his mothers life, esp who will be taking over his loving fathers place. RK was not naive nor was he at a vulnerable age to not remember. BUT he was still a young boy who needed support. Sometimes when a parent remarries - you are let with a feeling of resentment, you feel your parent is shared and also your home ceases to feel like home. You can almost feel like an intruder in your own rightful territory.

These kind of people later cherish their own possessions and merits. RK owning his mansion is a distinction in his achievement in life.. something that he has accomplished, something that is his own.. yet somewhere unknown to him he has a human side which alows the Bhatias to also reside in his rightful territory. Name, fame and his material is something that RK can call his own, although they do not give him a satisfaction nor real happiness but they are enough to keep him running in the race of life.

Rishabh within is still a child not only because he is sold through his work but because his childhood was ripped from him. He has had to grow overnight and become dependent. His fathers love was torn from him and he tore himself away from his mothers love. His rebellion and I don't owe the world anything is his subconcious scream for help - which he also doesn't realise. Rishabh Kundra is carving for love...

Love is an emotion that within time can heal the greatest pain.

The worst thing is that RK didn't have a sibling that he could have shared his pain of betrayal with, no consolation from a brother or sister that would have mirrored emotions.

Any reasoning he and dealings have only come within himself to himself.

His only safety net is his fathers chair in which he wraps himself like it was a cocoon which will provide an airtight solution, so that dust does not settle on his childhood memories.

Why Madhu? Madhu has a heart - a more generous heart than many others. She cannot just be his equal to BBB him - but she is his equal because she will bring him down to a human level and teach him love. RK will be showered with love by someone as compassionate as Madhu.

Will love be enough? Yes and No. It will certainly make Rishabh's life more pleasing, but the hatred within him will always compromise his full chances of embracing happiness in life.

Mr Bhatia is one of the main causes of RK's sorrow... until things are not ironed out between the two.. RK may never feel at peace. Sometimes for your own peace you have to forgive and forget. I feel again Madhu will be the solder that will join these two pieces together... Rishabh and the Bhatias.

Right now RK goes through transferrable hatred phases. He gets angy at Madhu - so Bittu is put to test, He gets angry at the Bhatias so Madhu is the one to cop his anger.. etc.

If RK continues to ruin himself through his hatred - then very soon we will see him in a cell - writting on walls.

He hasn't allowed anyone in years to attend to his broken heart, which has groen thorns and nettles on it. This will be a task and a half to remove but with patience and perseverence Madhu is the only strong willed candidate to do this.

Will this be easy?

Just going to head off topic now.. Trishna has been a huge part of the story so far, RK's entry in their lives have not changed the dynamics as much between the sisters. Trishna's constant reminder of being 'step' always feels threatening.

Maybe Madhus work will be made hard ... with the entry of Trishna as a Bhatia bahu.

So coming back to the subject...

Whatever RK is today, however he is feeling, How he deals with people and situations is all a result of a LOST CHILDHOOD.

Thank you people... I hope U didn't find that broing..

Cari..xx

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Posted: 13 years ago

ABHI MUJ MEIN KAHIN - Raghvi

Film Agneepah

Apt song for Raghvi... They look sensational ...

Enjoy

Cari.. xx

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7rjlORybIk[/YOUTUBE]

IF Link https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/65427462

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My BIG realisation That Viraj is a SOCIOPATH - A total LOONEY

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/dil-se-di-dua-saubhagyavati-bhava/3143523/viraj-and-raghav-and-sb

The thread I participated in and had the most fun on this forum! Effing closed post

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/dil-se-di-dua-saubhagyavati-bhava/3179199/why-the-hell-my-topic-is-effing-closed

Viraj should be shot! Boy the epi that day was so touching.

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/dil-se-di-dua-saubhagyavati-bhava/3178319/viraj-didnt-deserve-to-be-slapped-but-shot

Happy Birthday KVB - I made his B'day thread - and he thanked Ramona instead 😡 😭😆 Phamous people I tell you! 😛

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/dil-se-di-dua-saubhagyavati-bhava/3165945/happy-birthday-karanvir-bohra

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IF Link Tu mera Hero - On HC and KVB Bromance?

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/dil-se-di-dua-saubhagyavati-bhava/3033797/something-fun-for-everyone-watch-raghav-viraj

Badshah on KVB

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/dil-se-di-dua-saubhagyavati-bhava/3055625/badshah-viraj-entertainment-vm

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Posted: 12 years ago

... Time is ticking for RK...

Since RK invited Madhu into her new room

Madhu -

is on RK's case...To find out the Mystery Raaz part 5

Radha ji was about to give away the climax

BUT RK reached their first...

Oh Dear RK...

So what will happen to RK.. 3 Options..

1. He'll be caught by Madhu?

2. Deepali will grab him?

3. OR Bittu ji will save him!?

Lol..

FUN POST

Enjoy.. xx

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Posted: 12 years ago

Awo sunaon Pyaar ki yeh ek kahaani

Ek tha DISCO BALL

Aur ek thi us ki deewani

Woh jab hasne laga tho

Woh bhi hasne lagi thi

Koi Samaj naa paya - yeh kya story chal rahi thi ..

Right ppl - You have to guess who is Bittu ji's secret admirer?

Fun post..

Cari.. xx

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Posted: 12 years ago

A letter from Risha-bala baby for forumwaasis.

Hello, Hi, Bye bye, Oops not bye bye. I'm Rima-bala RM Kundra. I know your filthy minds are thinking how did such a miracle occur? Well let me reveal I am the cute result of my mother Madhubala - Ahaans, attempt of 'Tere zakhmon pe marham laga na chahun' with my daddy. 😉

I'm writing to you guys, because I need your help and I wanted to personally get aquainted with the 'Real celebs', because I tell you I am surrounded by these junior artists everywhere!

I can't tell the time yet, so I cannot tell you exactly when I bounced into the world. BUT my Awunghhh was over shadowed as soon as the Doc said "It's a gal", by a loud surge of female crying BG noise. But what I did hear was "Rimabala - ahaan, I like it, I mean I like her'. Now that was music to my little ears. Then these huge big hands lifted me into the air... I wanted to scream "Easy boy, easy boy.. I'm just a few pounds heavy, I'm no use for weight lifting". And then I saw those deep brown eyes smiling down at my tiny face.. I mean tiny cute, adorable, beautiful, pretty face. My 'Dada' was holding me in his arms are smirking away, I swear this fellow smirks all the time.. well apart from the occassional snarl that he throws my mothers way.

Why do people cry when babies are born? I swear my mothers and her family cry so much

Heroine Masi Pado NaniRoma Nani Mom... they made me feel so insecure.. I'm thinking 'like wot am I not cute or what? ' I mean seriously what is their problem I thought.

I heard ado nani cry out "This bachi wasn't in the contract - what have you done RK? Adhi adhuri biwi ko poori maa banadiya!" She accused my dad.

"Oh pls sasuma! Swayam RK ke paas your madhu came herself". Daddy retaliated. Point to Dady.

"Don't lie RK, You, you, you said "I've lost my teddy, will you sleep with me? - Now you are blaming me?". Mum retorted.

"Doesn't matter, I'll add her in the contract, consider her a payback.. so I decrease another 20 lakhs, BUT the baby will stay with me". Dad bargained me off at 20 lakhs.

Mom scrunched her fingers into a fist "Hoslon se veer hoon, sankhaton mein dheer hoon, apni BETI ke saharey, yuhin balbir hoon, No RK She is my baby and I will keep her!"

"Excuse me Biwi, but this baby didn't come from Veer, Dheer or Balbir.. she is Rishabh Kundra's baby - So I keep her". Dad spat back.

Then they took me home, And phir se these two started... "Biwi you sleep on the couch, Rima sleeps with me". Said dad placing me on the queen sized bed.

"RK you said between us on the bed, a small size car can be parked.. so why can't we park Rima, I mean put Rima in the middle?" Mum reasoned.

"Because I don't trust you.. Because 9 months later you'll make me a dad again!" Dad was seriously trying to save his izzath.

"F...I...N..E..!!!!!!" Mum bellowed, almost deafening me. From here on she's your responsibility you feed her..!" Dad looked at his chest .. puzzled and mom slapped a baby bottle in his hands. " You put her to sleep, You change her nappies!" Mom was really digging the dagger in with the last part.

Dad responded "But Biwi - That's not in the contract!" Mom turned deaf and ignorantly went to sleep.

Now .. I'm in a fix... because I want to stay with mom and dad, that's normal isn't it. Am not asking for too much, BUT what's this deal of the contract because falling in love with each other is not in the contract. So will they fall in love, and who will fall in love first? I need your help forumwaasis.. Pls make a poll for me. 😳😆

😳 Oops... the last part came to soon for daddy... BUT as a man of his word.. he changed the nappy 👏 "What shit, this is my praschit.. and I like it".

I'll keep you posted..

Rima Rishabh Mohan Kundra.

(Instead of the Mohan, mom wanted to add Madhubala as she didn't want to be one of those old fashioned serial bahu's and wanted to be amongst the new women - BUT dad told her it's not in the contract!

Hello, Hi, Bye bye.

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Rima bala's 2nd letter to Forumwaasi's

Hot news! Straight from the bedroom!

Hello, Hi!

I'm Back Rimabala Rishabh Mohan Kundra! Good Golly! My name is bigger than me 😳.

Thank you for the warm welcome you gave me! Though I must say, you Masi's and Chachu's are extremely Kanjoos... 😭 None of you showered me with any baby gifts.. Kameeno - aise welcome karthey hain baby ko! 😡 Maybe I should make you my Bua's and Mama's instead.. ab bolo? 😆 BUT don't worry 'Hamara dil aisa tho nahin'. 😆

And also one member said we don't want a gal - we want a boy! I'm like excuse me - what century are you from?

As though that wasn't bad enough Kans Mama Anurag.. He said I shouldn't have been born 😡. Like seriously man, he thinks kids spoil their parents hottt romance!

Well Mr I shall tell you otherwise... Keep with me.

Okkie Dokie from all the stink from my nappy - my Daddy got hayfever.. so he bargained with my mom if she shares 'Rima Responsibilities' she can share a princess cut in the Queen size bed.

So what happens with poor Rima? I hear you ask. Well in the above pic I'm right bang in the middle of them.. BUT that was just for the pic. As soon as Carisma and Chakku Studio's clicked that pic.. I moved out. No not in my own Luxury Apartment for Gods sake people. My parents are very modern minded and they believe that you should give your kids some space. So they got me my own cot bed! Right I know it doesn't have the ample leg room I became accustomed to in the big Queen bed.. but it will do for now.

Now all I keep hearing at night is some loud music "Subah honey naa de, raath ko soney na de - Tu mera Hero". So Anurag Mama there goes your theory out of the window. It is my parents

Romance that is keeping me awake at nights .

I don't even fall asleep anymore - I just faint from exhaustion instead. I swear I feel like walking over and turning the music off. BUT what can I do .. I can't walk yet. And in this modern technology age I can't even use the remote.. coz I don't know how too.

I won't be surprised if Guddu (my baby brother) is on his way soon!

I so prefer them arguing and BBBing each other instead!

Yesterday morning Dil waali Chachi came with breakfast tea for mom and dad...

"RK don't drink that tea, Gos knows what potions with emotions Deepali has put in them". My mother tried to stop him.

"What Biwi - Babhiji ki pyaar se bani chai mein na piyun.. Come on mera dil aisa tho nahin. Besides I don't need potions to stay away from you. I have the contract instead". Dad replied sipping away.

"Marooo!!!!" 🤢 My mom bellowed.

Oh will these two ever fall in love?

Talking of Love - I asked you to make a poll.. Ashu Masi made a poll.. BUT it was all abt Rishabala baby should it be a boy or a gal. like seriiously what is everyone's problem with my gender? 😡

Well that's all the gossip for today folks.. Ab mein itni cute batien karu, I give U all hot Gossip 😉

And tum log muje gift na do - I'm sure 'Tumhara dil aisa to nahin!' 😉😛😆

Here free gift from me.. POTO - BADI WAALI!

RRMK...

Enjoy - Cari.. xx

I think Rima bala will be a regular here.. 😉😆

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