Random Heartbreakers Timbuktoo#60!!!! - Page 53

This is when she tells everyone else that she wants to have Booth's baby😆

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HODGINS: Okay, I got a grommet, three nickels, and I am guessing a chocolate kiss.

CAM: Bingo! A chunk of liver, enough for a tox screen.

FISHER: My guess—you'll find a high alcohol content.

BRENNAN: Tibia. I've decided to have a baby. (Everyone turns to stare at her in shock.) Capitulum.

CAM: Wait. Baby, like a small human?

BRENNAN: Yes. I know I've had no interest in the past. But neither did you and you seem to find parenthood very fulfilling.

CAM: Uh, yes. I do. And you brought this up now… why?

BRENNAN: Well, I wanted to give you notice. I'll be needing some time off when the baby comes. About six weeks I imagine. The staining makes it very difficult to see any anomalies on the bones.

HODGINS: Is there a father?

BRENNAN: Well, I'd like to use Booth's sperm.

CAM: Booth. Whadda ya know?

FISHER: If Booth doesn't work out, I donate my sperm monthly. I have a high IQ, excellent genetics, and motility. No emotional baggage. I'm kind of a catch.

HODGINS: Okay. Down boy.

CAM: Weren't we investigating a death?

(Angela approaches the exam table.)

ANGELA: Oh, my God.

HODGINS: Dr. Brennan wants to have a baby.

FISHER: I offered my sperm, but she's leaning more toward Agent Booth.

ANGELA: You're joking, right?

BRENNAN: Booth and I discussed it in Sweets' office. He's thinking it over now. Although, I don't understand why he'd be protective of his semen.

(Angela, Cam and Hodgins look at each other in disbelief.)

FISHER: I could get you my little swimmers at a substantial savings.

ANGELA: Uh, Fisher, just scoop please.

FISHER: Sure.[/quote]

I vaguely remember this scene - but just the transcript's cracking me up! Maybe I should watch it again too.. 😆

Woah! Horse! 🤣🤣🤣

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ANGELA: The guy is pickled, Sweetie. He can wait. You can't just announce you're having a baby and walk away.

BRENNAN: 15,000 babies are born every hour. It's not all that exceptional, Angela.

ANGELA: Brennan… this is crazy.

BRENNAN: Why? I'm intellectually gifted, financially secure. Statistically I could expect to have an exceptional child.

ANGELA: Fine. Yes. Absolutely. But you do know how this is supposed to work, right? You get naked together. You devour each other in a passionate frenzy.

BRENNAN: Booth would think that would create an emotional bond between us.

ANGELA: Of course that's ridiculous.

BRENNAN: I knew you'd understand.

ANGELA: Then why use Booth at all? Why don't you use Fisher and his discount sperm?

BRENNAN: No, Booth has a larger mandible and a more prominent zygomatic than Fisher, as well as a more pronounced ratio between the width of his clavicles and his ilia.

ANGELA: So, it's because Booth is hot. Now we're getting somewhere.

BRENNAN: Statistically, attractive people are more successful. I'm only thinking of the child, Angela.

ANGELA: Then do this right, sweetie.[/quote]

[quote]

CAM: You and Brennan, you're going to have a baby?

BOOTH: She told you.

CAM: She told everyone. It's probably on the news by now.

BOOTH: I'm just donating.

CAM: So you decided?

BOOTH: No, no. I am deciding. I-N-G, ing.

CAM: I know you, Seeley. You're going to do it. You want to do it without really doing it. But it's still doing it even if you're not doing it the way it should be done.

BOOTH: She wants a kid, okay? It'll make her more personable with people.

CAM: And what will it do for you?

BOOTH: She'll get what she wanted.

CAM: A piece of you?[/quote]

This is reminding me of why I LOVE this show! lol

Sorry for disappearing ... was watching Vampire Diaries on the side. Anu, thanks so much for posting all the transcripts and the picspam! :D

After reading them all, I just gotta say ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Amazing how the whole sperm thing started with an innocent KKHH wala game! :P

Who's Fisher? He sounds quite funny! And Cam ... "Baby, like a small human?" LOL!

And 'woah' .... 'horse' .... btw dono ka aapas mein kya lena dena hai? 😆

I'd like to watch the episode (er, after I'm done with the LTL clips). It was the season finale of the fourth one, right?

Booth's scenes with Stewie....LOLL

[quote]Nurse closes the door to the room and Booth looks around, then turns to lock the door when the television suddenly comes on. Stewie from the Family Guy is talking to Booth.)

STEWIE: Why are you here at the bank, Booth?

BOOTH: (Surprised, he whirls around.) Ahhh.

STEWIE: You've got a hot doctor friend. Go to her and make a direct deposit like a man.

BOOTH: (He goes to the television punches the power button off, the screen goes black. He turns away from the television.) That's impossible.

STEWIE: (The television magically comes back on.) And yet we converse.

BOOTH: (Again, surprised.) Oohh.

(Booth unplugs the television and the screen goes black again.)

STEWIE: What's the problem? You're threatened by a cute, harmless baby? Grow a set! You do want her to have your baby, don't you?

BOOTH: Of course I do, it's just, I want her to have a baby because it's what she wants.

STEWIE: And you could just walk away like a heartless cad while she changes poo all by her lonesome?

BOOTH: (Raising his voice.) It's what she wants!

NURSE: (Knocks and speaks from the other side of the door.) Are you okay in there, Mr. Booth?

BOOTH: Uh, I'm fine. (Grabs some DVDs and holds them up, turning around.) Just, uh, fine, thank you. (Back to Stewie.) Listen, could you just go away now, okay? I don't need your help.

STEWIE: You know, you're not a bad looking fellow, and if you'd just keep an open mind'

BOOTH: Go back to cartoon land, wherever you came from. Leave![/quote]

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SWEETS: Yeah, that's good. But right now, I'm more interested in whether you decided to inseminate Dr. Brennan.

BOOTH: God, you know. Don't say it like that.

SWEETS: I'm sorry. I'm interested in whether you decided to provide your semen for her fertilization.

BOOTH: Saying it like that is worse. (Starts pacing restlessly.)

SWEETS: Okay, well, I could go with "baby daddy" but that just seems even more'

BOOTH: I'm gonna do it. Hey, I've already made the deposit. That's right. Apparently, I am a god. That's right. Motile sperm count: 28.8 million. I could start my own country. (Spins and points to his globe.)

SWEETS: Okay, then. Well, I'm sure you'll be going through a lot of emotional changes because of this, so if you need to talk'

BOOTH: Thank you, but um, it's her baby, so it's gonna be her life that's turned upside-down, not mine.

SWEETS: So you're not at all stressed by this?

BOOTH: Sweets, I'm an FBI agent, okay? And a former sniper. This is not a life or death situation, you understand?[/quote]

Originally posted by: sarah1024

Sorry for disappearing ... was watching Vampire Diaries on the side. Anu, thanks so much for posting all the transcripts and the picspam! :D

After reading them all, I just gotta say ... 🤣

Amazing how the whole sperm thing started with an innocent KKHH wala game! :P

Who's Fisher? He sounds quite funny! And Cam ... "Baby, like a small human?" LOL!

And 'woah' .... 'horse' .... btw dono ka aapas mein kya lena dena hai? 😆

I'd like to watch the episode (er, after I'm done with the LTL clips). It was the season finale of the fourth one, right?

You're most welcome yaar!

LOLLL it's the epi before the season finale....it's called "Critic in the Cabernet"...it's an amaaaaaaaaaaaazing epi, dude....you really should watch it.

LOL Fisher is one of the interns working for Brennan at the lab😆....and Cam is hilarious....haha

Well Woah-Horse ka connection yeh hai that first time that Booth said it, I guess Brennan thought of how when you sit on a horse it can be a little unsettling 'woah' types? :S dunno....lol...but anyways it was a random word association game....the hilarious part though is that after that she kept on saying HORSE anytime Booth would say "Woah" in the epi😆😆.....she was still stuck in the game mode😆

Originally posted by: -Fivr-

Hey Sarah! I see you tried to wave the Sensibility Flag in the DMG forum - and your post becomes a hot topic right away..? Or is that how fast the threads normally grow in that forum..? 🤔😆

Lol, I'm not sure ... I think I got more replies than such posts usually get ...

@ Anu - Haha the horse/woah thing must've been a hoot to watch. Chalo I'm off to sleep now ... will re-read the transcripts in detail tomorrow. And thanks for the epi's name. :)

Take care, everyone! *hugs*

You're most welcome, Sarah! *hugs* G'nite!

Anu....I'm loving the transcripts...Thanks for posting it!! Surprisingly, I remember all these cscenes vividly...maybe because I watched this epi a couple of months ago, again.


Any idea when is S5 DVDs releasing?