***~~~Mayurians Forever 30~~~'Missing MayUr/ArjuN' - Page 18

Originally posted by: ..pebo..

Wife goes to Woolworths, sees men's underwear on sale.
She buys a dozen of the same colour.
Goes home and gives hubby.
Hubby protests, "Why buy me the same colour?
People will think I do not change underwear!!
Wife asks," Which people?"

Originally posted by: ..pebo..

A guy was madly in love with a woman living infront of his house.But the woman was married.The guy still loved her and always stand beside the window to get a glimpse of her.Once he was successful,the woman invited him to her home.The guy was very much excited.The woman told him to come to her bedroom.He was super excite.The wman told him to open his jacket.He did that immediately.The woman told him to open his shirt.He was blushing and opened it quickly.The woman told him to wait for a second and left the room.The guy was waiting desperately.he woman came back with her two children.She pointed her fingers towards the man and told her children,"If you don'tt eat you will be thin like this man."

Originally posted by: ..pebo..

Once a girl student entered her proffessors room and locked the door.She told,"Sir,I will do anything to pass."The proffessor looked at her and gave a smile and said,"Open your

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Books and study."

Originally posted by: ..pebo..

Once a man was searching esperately for a job.He tried for several months but did not succeed.While he had lost all hopes a zookeeper apprached him.He told that him that all the monkeys of this zoo are dead.He offered him to dress like a monkey and entertain people in such a way that the visitors can not realize that he is actually a man.He promised to give him a amount.The unemployed man agreed happily.He started to act like a monkey and entertain the visitors.But once he jumped very higher and lande in a lion's cage.He was too much afraid.He couldn't shout because then he might loose his job.He was trembling in fear.The lion was coming closer to him.He closd his yes and started to pray.The lion came close to him and whispered in to his ear,"Don't be afraid,I was also an unemployed man like you."😆😆😆

Originally posted by: ..pebo..

Hey Lord Krishna,

Tu Is Kalyug Mein aa ke to Dekh.......
Tu ne pura parvat ek ungli pe uthaya, Apne sar pe office ke pressure ko utha ke to dekh.
Tu ne 18 saal ki umar mein Mama Kans ko mara, Bin Laaden ko haath laga ke to dekh.
Tu ne bhari mahefil mein Draupadi ko Saari pahenai,
Mallika ko Ek jodi kapede pahena ke to dekh.
Tu ne Gokul ki 1800 Gopi ko saath rakha,
Is kaliyug ki ek ladki ko patake to dekh.!!!!!

Tera Bhakt....😃