***~~~Mayurians Forever 30~~~'Missing MayUr/ArjuN' - Page 19

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,

"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!" The woman said, "That's okay." The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-

She's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. "

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-

she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a mild heart attack." *

Moral of the story: *Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention

Female Readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good! * **

Male Readers: Please scroll down. **


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The man had a heart attack ten times * * "milder" than his wife!!! **

Moral of the story **: **Women are really dumb but think they're really smart **. **

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show **

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! **

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Originally posted by: ..pebo..

Once a man was searching esperately for a job.He tried for several months but did not succeed.While he had lost all hopes a zookeeper apprached him.He told that him that all the monkeys of this zoo are dead.He offered him to dress like a monkey and entertain people in such a way that the visitors can not realize that he is actually a man.He promised to give him a amount.The unemployed man agreed happily.He started to act like a monkey and entertain the visitors.But once he jumped very higher and lande in a lion's cage.He was too much afraid.He couldn't shout because then he might loose his job.He was trembling in fear.The lion was coming closer to him.He closd his yes and started to pray.The lion came close to him and whispered in to his ear,"Don't be afraid,I was also an unemployed man like you."😆😆😆

Originally posted by: ..pebo..

acha abhi aur sunao kya

Originally posted by: NidzCole_ArTi

I see...u guys like my siggy 😳

Originally posted by: NidzCole_ArTi

Use karlo ☺️

A-M-A-Z-I-N-G, Nidz!!
Both of them were so sweet! I loved that feet touching scene!

Mayank!!!!!! He looked so good in white.. 😍

hey nidz...and hey ayesha,..

Originally posted by: 2112ization

Hi Sanam!