Mayank hands Nupur the paper folder.
Nupur (taking the folder): Mere liye? Pehla gift! Tumne kab kharida? Raat ko toh late pohchethe, saverey kharida? kya hai ismein, batao na?
Mayank: lambi saans lo. paani piyogi? DDLJ mein raj ne simran ko jo ghanti di thi na, woh nahin hai.
Nupur: kya Mayank tumbhi na......gift dete toh yeh paper bag mein kyun diya? gift wrap karke dena chahiye tha.
*nupur touches inside the packet*
nupur: kitab?..........
*mayank nods head*
Nupur: tum mujhe parhane wale ho kya?
*mayank nod again*
Nupur (looks the other side and mumbles): yeh toh maine socha hi nahin tha. *looks back at Mayank* mujhe kitab padna bohut accha lagta hain.
Mayank (in mock surprise): really?
*nupur nods*
Mayank: ek bar khol kar to dekho.
Nupur: MAYAPARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (looks happily at Mayank) Mayank tum kitne sweet ho...............
lekin maine yeh edition padh liya tha, tum mujhse poonch to lete Mayank.
Mayank: Magazine poorani hai, par khabar bilkul nayi hai. ek bar andaar toh dekho.
*opens one random but accurate page of the magazine*
Nupur (gets emotional): yeh tumne mere liye kiya?
Mayank (nods head): ab tumne mujhe raj bulaya hai, raj bankar bhi toh dikhana tha.
Nupur (at loss of words): mayank, tum bhi......mere liye?!!!...........
Mayank(another horrible attempt to joke): actually shahrukh ke liye kiya tha, par phir socha tumhe de doon....
Nupur (dumbfounded): chutkulla tha kya?
*Mayank breaks into a smile at Nupur's innocent face*
Nupur: hans kyun rahe ho?
Mayank: maine tumhe kaha tha, ke tumhare chehre pe jo smile hai, usse kabhi jaane nahin doonga. toh bas (chillaz dude! you dont need to go to this length to prove that you are A MAN OF WORDS)......................tumhe accha laga na?
*nupur turns over to another page and see another crappy art of merger and gives a disapproving look/makes a disapproving sound*
Mayank: Kyun?
Nupur:kya kyun? yeh dekho, kya photo lagayi hai tumne? meri naak dekho kitni lambi lag rahi hai, main kitni moti lag rahi hoon, aur iss angle se main acchi lagti hi nahin hoon
Mayank: ab jaisi shakal hain, waisi hi photo to aayegi na, nupur.
*nupur looks at mayank, shocked, and then playfully attempts to hit him*
sorry Anu, for the late update.........mom called to do some work😕