INCOGNITO CRITICS #50! BASH EVERY1 WELCOME PG1 - Page 50

Originally posted by: roxthefox

I'm chatting with our masoom critic, Mahi, who doesn't look so masoom right now.

Tell us Mahi, are you getting married?

I'm too young to get married! Besides, I have to find a guy who matches my preferences!

And what's that?

He should know how to make Maggie noodles.

Mahi, I hate to tell you the truth at such a young age, but you're going to be single forever.

So you mean I'm gonna die single?

Well, no. You're going to drown in a tub full of Maggies. At least you will be with your loves when you die. But let's not talk about our horrible futures. You look lovely today. Can you tell us about this fine jewelry that you are wearing?

Well you see, I was given a choice to between Noreen and yourself, Roxy. Noreen wanted to be with me and Roxy wanted to adopt me. Noreen promised me that she would give me all the love in the world, and always take care of me, always look after me, and you promised to give me the family jewels. I made a choice that any sane human would make'I went for the family jewels.

Ata girl! Materialism zindabaad! Well, it was lovely speaking to you. Hey, look over there! It's a tray full of Maggie noodles!

WHERE?!

*Mahi looks away, while Rox takes off her necklace and puts it in her bag*

Over to you, D!

Originally posted by: Gaganjot.S

Gauhar... please NO EMOTIONAL ATYACHAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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