Nil: Gimme the beat guys'. (dhoom dhoom chak' t-dhoom dhoom chak)
Aaj hai azadi ki aakhri raat
Kal humare dost ki hai suhagraat
Toh jeele kuch pal humare saath
So come on guys let the party Start'
The guys with the crowd in the pub hooted loud and the DJ played happening songs'
Vicky: Guys, here's a toast to our Loverboy the one and only Swayam Shekhawat' jo kal se sahega Sharon ki harr shikayat (complain)!
Rey: Vicky! Bahut hi ganda wala tha!
Vicky: Kya yaar koshish toh ki na!
Rey: Woh sab chod' Lets party guys wooohooo!
They all raise their glasses and take a sip' All were enjoying the music and their drinks' Vicky, Nil, Amar and Bharat hit the dance floor' All were lost in their own fun and no one noticed that the person for whom this party is, was least interested in celebrating his last night as a bachelor'
Rey: Kya hua, Mr.Dulhe raja, chehre pe bara (12) kyun baje hue hai?
Swayam (irritated): Yaar tujhe pata hai na mujhe koi bachelor party nahi karni thi, phir bhi tu mujhe yahan zabardasti leke aaya'
Rey: Abbey saale tu duniya ka pehle dulha hoga jisse apni bachelor-hood ki aakhri raat nahi manani'
Swayam: Iss main manane jaisa kya hai? Main thodi na suli pe chad raha hu!
Rey: Woho! You have no idea dude' Woh kehte hai na, jo shaadi ka laddo khaye woh pachtaye, aur jo na khaaye woh bhi pachtaye' Aur tujhe kaha shaadi ke baad aise humare saath party karne ka chance milega?!
Swayam: Shaadi? Laddo? Yeh kya bakwaas baatein lekar baith gaya' And dude, tu meri would-be wife ko nahi jaanta kya? Woh inn sab cheezo main bahut cool hai, so party ya boy's hangout ka koi tension nahi hoga'
They were lost in their talks when Vicky announced on the mic
Vicky: A big round of applause for our dear dulhe raja and here goes a special dedication to you my friend'
The DJ played the songs and here Rey forcefully made Swayam gulp down 2 tequila shots'
Hoye Totta! Ho Totta ! Hoye Totta !
Hoye Totta ! Ho Totta ! Hoye Totta !
Dil De totta Bann gaye totta
mangta mirchi-mirchi, mirchi-mirchi
Dil De totta Bann gaye totta
mangta mirchi-mirchi, mirchi-mirchi
Haye! sisi karta phiro tha
haye kahe? jawani kharchi
maare bhi na chain se Jaalim
maare bhi na chain se Jaalim
maare bhaga bhaga ... bhaga ke
Ishq na kariyo kakke
dil ki baat na suniyo kakke
ishq ishq di gali vich khed na kabhi
ishqan de bade shiyape
As the song played a few girls join the guys on the dance floor' Swayam was pulled on the dance floor and pushed like a football from Rey to Vicky to Amar to Nil to Bharat and then to one of the girls' They all were dancing as if warning everyone to stay away from love or something' During the song, each of the guys gushed down a shot into Swayam's mouth and by the end of the song he had gulped down nothing less than 7-8 shots' He now was tipsy or should I say high enough to lose control and start dancing' they all were having their own fun' while dancing all of a sudden a girl came up to Swayam and asked him for a dance' his friends just pushed him toward the girl forcing him to dance with her' let me add that though he was high but he was very much in his senses' All were jumping like maniac's on the dance floor' Swayam too was having fun now and just while dancing his eyes fell of this beautiful figure standing with a few more girls near a table' the girl was looking for someone' He was admiring her beauty' Her perfectly curved body' That sexy black dress that ended just a few inches above her knees' her curly brown hair resting on one shoulder' her hands were covered with some kind of a design' and yes how could he not notice her deep green orbs' he smiled looking at her but as soon as that girl looked at him, the smile vanished away and he just looked into the eyes that were red due to anger' he excused himself and ran up to the girl who stood there with her hands crossed'
Swayam (trying to sound normal): Hey' Tum yahan?
The girls just bent forward and smelled his clothes and his breath'
Girl: You're drunk???
Swayam (covering his mouth with his fingers): Haan woh' woh' Rey aur gang ne pila di, bachelor's party ke naam pe! (As soon as he said that, he bit his tongue and he had let the cat out of the bag)
Girl (almost screaming): WHAT! Bachelor's Party???
He didn't know what to say so just looked down'
Girl: Oh I'm so sorry! I shouldn't be here then! Please please you carry on, your date is waiting to dance with you! I'm out of here!
She just turned around and walked away'
Swayam (running behind her): Sharon' Sharon' Suno toh! Sharon!
But to his bad luck she just sat in the car and the driver drove her back home'
Swayam (to himself): Swayam beta tut oh gaya! Kal shaadi hai aur aaj hi tune Sharon Rai Prakash se panga le liya! Who tujhe kaccha chaba jayegi! Kal raat toh hum dono room main akele rahenge'
With this thought in mind he just gulped down his saliva' Just then he felt a pat on his shoulder' he turned back to see' it was Rey
Rey: Dude tu idhar kya kar raha hai? Aur tu party chodke yahan kyun aa gaya?
Swayam: Tujhe party ki padi hai' idhar meri jaan khatre main hai!
Rey: Kya?
Swayam: Sharon aayi thi!
Rey (shocked): What!!! Kaise?
Swayam: Abbey kaise ke bacche mujhe pehle yeh bata yeh bachelor's party ka idea kiska tha?
Rey: Mera!
Swayam caught hold of his collar
Swayam: Ab main kya karunga? Sharon ne mujhe uss ladki ke saath dance karte hue dekh liya! Aur kal meri shaadi hai! Aur' Aur' Kal raat ko' Sharon aur main ek hi kamre main! Who mujhe pakka maar dalegi'
He was literally shaking the hell out of Rey who was just moving backward and forward due to Swayam's action' He left his collar and started imagining the different ways in which Sharon could kill him'
Rey (getting back his voice): Dekh Swayam relax! Sab theek ho jayega' Ek kaam karte haiabhi ke liye ghar chal, subh uthke sochenge ke Sharon ko kaise manana hai!
They all headed back to Swayam's house' Shaadi ka ghar hai toh everyone was staying there itself' Here the guys were snoring in no time but our poor dulhe raja was hell tensed as to how was he going to manaofy his would-be wife' he didn't want to spend his first night sleeping on the couch or outside the room or worst come worst in the garden' his mind soon travelled to the conversation he had with her a few days back'
FLASHBACK
They both sat on the swing on her terrace' She rested her back on his chest and his hands were wrapped around holding her protectively' his head rested on her shoulder and he was continuously looking at her hands, playing with her fingers'
Sharon: I still can't believe, ke kuch hi dino main I'll Mrs.Sharon Swayam Shekhwat' Yeh sab sapne jaisa lagta hai'
He smiles at her cuteness and pecks her cheek'
Swayam: And I promise I will fulfil all your dreams'
Sharon: Awww' I love you my baby'
Swayam: I love you too jaan'
Sharon: By the way, what have you planned for your bachelor's night?
Swayam: What Bachelor's Night?
Sharon (sat up looking at him): I don't believe this' Tumne abhi tak apni bachelor's party plan nahi ki?
Swayam: I just don't get this funda of bachelor's party ?! What's in celebrating the this last night before marriage and shit!
Sharon: Every guy does' A night before your marriage is the last night of your bachelor-hood!
Swayam: Aare wohi toh main bol raha hu' iss main celebrate karne jaise kya hai? As if a guy can't party with his friends after marriage and waise bhi I don't believe in getting slaushed and dancing with random girls and stuff' In fact the day of our marriage is the most awaited day for me, kyunki uss din ke baad tum sirf meri hogi! You'll be mine forever (he cups her face with one hand and lightly rubs his thumb on her cheek)
Sharon: No wonder I love you so much! And let me tell you I was, am and will always be yours'
Saying so she hugs him and they stay like that for god knows how long'
END
Next morning his sleep was disturbed by the constant noises of people coming from outside' there was a hustle-bustle going on in the house' he got up with a heavy head, all thanks to his friends' he immediately jerked out of his bed as he had to talk to Sharon before thing went from bad to worse' He soon freshen-up changed into a simple yet elegant kurta and a pair jeans' he walked out and saw his friends busy doing some work or the other' his mom instructing the workers' his cousin shouting on top of her voice on the phone' He walked up to Rey who was busy arranging the flower'
Swayam: Rey! Tu kya kar raha hai? Chal mere saath! Mujhe Sharon se milna hai!
Rey: Abbey tera dimag kharab hai kya' khud bhi pithega aur mujhe bhi pithvayega'
Swayam: You don't have a choice' you have to help me!
Just then Swayam's mom came and told Rey to take a few things to Sharon's place and give it to her mother' Swayam's face lit up and he smirked at rey'
Rey: No way dude!
Swayam: Yes way brother! Chal chal, Sharon ke ghar jaana hai'
They both rushed out to the car' Swayam drove them as soon as he could and they reached her house in about 20 minutes'
Rey (nervous): Are you sure you want to this? Aaj teri shaadi hai aur shaadi se pehle dulha aur dulhan ek dusre ko nahi mil sakte'
Swayam: Oh shut up! Tu andar jaa aur kisi ko bhi Sharon ke room main aane mat dena!
Swayam without waiting for Rey to reply jumped out of the car and started climbing up to Sharon's room' As he reached the window he saw her sitting in the room lost in reading a book and to his luck the door of the room was closed' without wasting another minute he jumped in with a thund sound' Sharon shrieked' She was in no way expecting this' As soon as she realised that the he was here she got furious'
Sharon: What the hell Swayam! Tum yahan kya kar rahe ho? And abhi toh darwaze se aa sakte ho! I guess we are getting married today! And that reminds me we are not suppose to meet before the rituals are done' (she spoke in a single breath)
Swayam: Shhh' Relax! Kitna bolti ho! Main toh sirf tumse sorry bolne aaya tha!
Sharon then realized that she was angry with him because of yesterday's incident' She stood there with an eyebrow raised and her hand crossing over her chest' she gave him a deadly glare to which he got even more nervous' He got down on both his knees holding his ears'
Swayam: Sharon' woh' woh' I know tum mujhse bahut upset ho kyunki main woh bachelor's party ki baat tumse chupai' par main kya karta, mujhe bhi party ke bare main kuch pata nahi tha' yeh sab Rey ne plan kiya tha' aur woh sabne zabardasti mujhe peela di thi' I seriously didn't want to party' Aur phir that girls came and asked to dance with her and our friends just pushed me so I didn't have a choice' Please don't misunderstand me! I'm really very sorry! And I really really love you a lot! Please mujhse ghussa mat raho'
He was waiting for her to reply as he was now looking down' but in return he just heard her laugh as loud as possible' his head immediately shot up at such a reaction' he was expecting her to be completely mad at him but this was weird' she was actually laughing' he wore a completely confused look and was just starring at Sharon indisbelief' She finally controlled herself and got Swayam to stand up on his feet' she removed his hands from ears and held them firmly in hers' She moved closer'
Sharon: You know you look really very cute when you are confused' And even more adorable when you are apologizing' You really think I was mad at you because you had a bachelor's party or you were dancing with some random chick or something?
Swayam (puzzled): Then?
Sharon: I just love teasing you' (she cupped his face) Baby I love you more than my life and as trust' In fact I was glad you were having fun! So you don't have to justify me'
Swayam: Then what was that yesterday? And how did you know we all were there?
Sharon (turning her back to him): Woh' woh' Actually Rey ko party ka idea maine hi diya tha' and I had arranged everything with Rey's help!
Swayam (shocked): What!
Sharon (turning back to him): I just wanted you to have fun! And I had just come to the pub to pay for the booking and stuff as I didn't Rey to spend a lot on a party that I planned for you! As you saw me there I had to pretend that I was angry!
Swayam stood there like a statue as he had no idea how to react' but soon when was back in his senses he just smiled at her' he engulfed her into a bone crush hug'
Swayam: You are the best thing that has happened to me! God, what would I do without you?! I'm seriously lucky to have such an awesome, mind-blowing, sexy, hot life partner'
Sharon: Aare bas bas' itna buttering mat karo' I'm health conscious you see!
They both chuckled breaking the hug' he starred deep into her eyes' they were lost in each other when she saw his expression change' he slowly bent forward' she knew what was coming up so just closed her eyes' soon she felt his hot breath on her face' he moved to her ear and whispered huskily'
Swayam: you loved teasing me but now you're in for some big trouble meri jaan! (Saying so he just lightly blew hot air on her earlobes and moved back)
She opened her eyes and was hell nervous about his intensions'
Sharon: What are you planning to do?
Swayam: Just wait and watch baby! I'm sure you've relaxed as much as you could as tonight its revenge time!
He just smirked with an evil glint in his deep brown orbs' Her face heated up with this statement of his and she turned into a deep shade of red' he quickly pecked her on her lip and turned back to leave'
Swayam: Get ready honey! For the first time you might enjoy a revenge coming your way!
He winked at her and climbed down to leave' but just before jumping down he looked at her
Swayam: Waise main ek cheez toh bolna bhool hi gaya' I love you Mrs.Shekhawat!
Sharon (blushing harder): Love you too, Mr.Shekhawat!
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