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Posted: 13 years ago

#231

Originally posted by: justjayati
here comes the next:

If some of the most successful movies are decided to be remade in bhojpuri... what would be their titles???

Titanic: Naav dehlas dhokha!!!

Ghajini: Takla bhail pagla!!

3 idiots: 3 tho baklol!!

[my fav...] Anakonda!!: badka go pillu!!

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mere brother ki dulhan: Bhai anaadi, bhauji khilaadi... hum bhikaari!
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awesome

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Arushi

@arushi02

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Posted: 13 years ago

#232

Gabbar Singh ka charitra chitran

Sada Jeevan, Uchcha Vichar: Uske jeene ka dhang bada saral tha. Purane aur maile kapde aur badi hui dhadi. Mahinon se jang/zang[rust] khate hue daant, aur pahadon pe khanabdesh jeevan, jaise madhyakaleen[medival] bharat ka fakeer ho. Jeevan mein apne lakshya ki or itna samarpit ki aisho-aram aur vilasita ke liye ek pal bhi fursat nahi. Aur vicharon mein Utkrashttha/Utkrasht-tha ke kya kehne!Jo dar gaya, so mar gaya, unke jeevan ke sharnbhangurta mein prakash daalta hai.

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Ashi

@ashi.melodyfire

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Posted: 13 years ago

#233

ahaa arushi kya charitra chitran hai...awsm hahaha

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Prachi

@justjayati

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Posted: 13 years ago

#234

are arushi.. ye batana to bhul hi gayi ki:

Gabbar kala ke bahut bade prashansak the... jab shrimati basanti unki samaksh prakat huyi toh vo chahte to uske saath kuch bhji kar sakte the.. parantu unhone to use apni nritya kala ka pradarshan karne ka ek avsar pradaan kiya jiske kaaran aaj tak us bhoomika ko nibhaani waali abhinetri... aaj bhi lokpriya hai..... .🤣 .🤣.. .🤣 .🤣.. .🤣 .🤣.🤣v.🤣.. .🤣 .🤣.🤣🤣

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Arushi

@arushi02

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Posted: 13 years ago

#235

Two Sardars looking at an Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case!

Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai :BC-1760!!

2nd one...

Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.

Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

Hah... not so good..

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Moner_Radio

@Moner_Radio

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Posted: 13 years ago

#236

INSTALLING HUSBAND !!! :D :P

A woman writes to the IT Technical support...

Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications , which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 , and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0 , MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______

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DEAR Madam ,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update .
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5...

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software
to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!