|| Member of the Week || -- xacidous.arsh - Page 2

Originally posted by: ~sukhi~

😆 Congratz u monkey ki bachchiiiiiiiiiii if i had a SLAP emo i would use it right now 😃 😃 😃.... monkey jiiii enjoy ur smelly week 😆 😆 😆 eat lots of bananas 😆 and wow look at the questions shameeeeee 😆 😆 😆

Omg shut up u dukaan!😆It ain't a smelly week, it's a hawt week!😉😆extra hot because it's dedicated to me!😆😆😆

I know the questions are complicated!😆

Originally posted by: xacidous.arshx

Omg shut up u dukaan!😆It ain't a smelly week, it's a hawt week!😉😆extra hot because it's dedicated to me!😆😆😆

I know the questions are complicated!😆

Shameeeeeeeee smelly week person 😆😆😆 enjoy 😉

Originally posted by: nibbles

Arshuuuuuuuuuuu!🤗

Nibbless!🤗

Ooh; I've never grilled you before!😈

Omg yah!😆Wait you did...remmeber in the KS forum?😕😆

Okay, first - choose 10 characters from the CDNG and link them with 10 friends; plus a reason for each....

Omg I don't know their names!😆

Okay, I'll have a go!😆

Soni - Seetu

The eldest brother - Rituraj

Soni's mental brother - ricky😆

The youngest bahu - Me! haha!😆

The youngest brother - Anisha😆

The eldest bahu - you😳😆

The fit guy who has a gujrati wife haha😆 - hmm...sameer😕😆

His wife - Malkz😆

The male kid - Raz

The female kid - Anisha

And now; my usual set of very intelligent questions 🤓

If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done? You just suceeded even though you might think you've failed!😃

How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?

Karma?😕😆

Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?
Because everyone's rushing during the time😆
What's the speed of dark?
Same as light
If physics can predict lottery numbers,
why are they still working?

Because that won't be fair to us!😆

If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?

Haha...she wants us to spend money😆

What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?

Your're enlightening the other person to scare the other half of u😆

How can a house burn up when it burns
down?

Re-built it?😕

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
bad thing?

No!😆

How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?

Haha umm😆it turns red😆

Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?

Because somewhere deep inside nature beats the primal heart of a gambler!😃

If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?

Hmm... I'd just check up on the net😆

In Chinese why are the words for crisis
and opportunity the same?

Is it?😆Because they're both like a turning point!😛

Why is the alphabet in that order?

Because of the symbols😕😆

How does skating on thin ice get you into
hot water?

Friction?😕😆

Why are they called stands when there
made for sitting?

Haha...I have no idea😆

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?

I guess😆

When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?

me!😆

Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?

Because of the age!😆

If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
still #2?

Because #1's better!😃

Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

No they have tea breaks😆

Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?

Because you have some hope that it might just work!

How can batteries die?

When they have no life in them

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?

Omg I don't know!😆

Why are buildings called buildings when
there finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?

Maybe the man was drunk when he thought of the name😆
Why is abbreviated such a long word?

It's not that long, but according to it's meaning it is!

Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?

Because he can't be bothered to count the stars, but always up to micheif in other cases😆

Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?

Haha...probably😆

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?

Both

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?

Because they don't want to catch an injection do they😆

Also, name five things you see at the moment...

TV

Kunal khemu on Tv😳😳😆

My Mum

Dad

Curtains😆

First thought when you woke up this morning?

Waking up!😆

Did you do your hair, or change first?

Change first otherwise it'd just get messy over again😆

What did you have for breakfast?

I never have breakfast

What did you have for lunch?

Paranthe😛

What would you have liked to have for lunch?

Tandorii Chicken!😛

Have you done those dishes yet?

Lolz..yah but the dinner ones😆

If not - why not?

If yes - will you do mine?

Yah, just hand the gloves first!😆

Finally - are you tired yet?😛😆

Very!

Originally posted by: ~sukhi~

Shameeeeeeeee smelly week person 😆😆😆 enjoy 😉

Stop shaming me😆

Originally posted by: angelic shaz

arshuu congrtaz huni 👏 👏 👏

Thanks shazzyyy!😃

Originally posted by: xacidous.arshx

aite thanx for answering these haha...i'll be back with more bakwassssssssssssss😆😛