Two ladies at the gym yesterday, were of all things, gossiping about Salman Khan. 
I am an ullu: Sallu
One said to the other, "I felt sorry for him yaar, did you see him on the last episode of KBC? I think he was joking because he didn't want to show his hurt at Ash's marriage."
We do not know about that profound theory. But, Salman Khan displayed that asinine humour which makes him such a hit with the ceetee bajao crowd.
We also wonder whether Salman's strange accent has been inspired by Katrina Kaif's accented English.
The funniest part though, came when Salman was asked a question about the starter 'Sushi' and he asked, "Is it a short form for Sushmita Sen?"
Sallu was acting like always, an Ullu.