Real Twister

In a real twister that all the media channels are shamelessly plastering in our faces, a babe called Jahnvi alias Naina Rizvi has said that Abhishek is her husband. In what appears to be a cheap publicity stunt, this babe slit her wrists in front of the Bachchan residence in Juhu, Mumbai. Later she appeared on the idiot box looking sozzled and talking gibberish. Looks like this babe took it on herself to add the masala to the wedding that the Bachchans were reluctant to provide to a drooling public.

My thoughts also go out to Viviek Oberoi (what a messed up way to write Vivek). The dude gifted Ash a pup to help her get over her breakup with Sallu, he bore Sallu's threats and apparently even broke his engagement to another girl and what does he get in return? The royal ditch. Salman on the other hand must be having fewer regrets about Ash, after all there were Somy Ali, Sangeeta Bijlani before Ash and Katrina Kaif after her. Its business as usual for the Khan dude, methinks. Wonder what Ma Bachchan and Pa Bachchan have to say about the jodi, they did everything they could, including getting Ash to do pheras of a Peepul tree. Are they happy? They look like they are so who are we to speculate. Here's wishing the very best to the currently hottest couple in tinsel town.